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Lord L Puss
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Joined: 06 Mar 2012
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Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:32 pm |
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Only by carrier pigeon.
When are you going to show a modicum of intelligence and declare war on pebbles, rocks and Health and Safety Officers? |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:15 am |
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Next Tuesday at 00:00 but only if Yastreb calls me by Skype and says certain words in Molvanian and sings a certain atonal national anthem.
How likely is it, regarding that Skype is illegal in this country? |
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Lord L Puss
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Posts: 173
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Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:39 am |
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Mrs Emly Bulstrode of 49 Coronation Buildings, Putney will make the call using an electrified nose muff and horse hair telephone.
May I give you an improper suggestion? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:19 am |
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Not before we've heard Norris Lurker play his leather ear-rack and graphite dog-beard.
Are you in the habit of being suggestive? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Lord L Puss
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Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:20 pm |
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Certainly not! Now will you please blow my pipe.
What tune will you play? |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:22 pm |
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There's "cigarette love song" or "cigar heart break ", pick one with your free gyoza.
What would you like to eat? |
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YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:32 am |
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My favorite feat is to walk on your hands.
Have you ever tried it? |
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Lord L Puss
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Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:10 am |
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The cat fell off the ladder and the partridge was shot in the gorse.
What is this revolting creature?
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:58 am |
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Don't be too revolted - at the next Road Block you'll have to eat it raw.
Have you taken the Detour yet? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Lord L Puss
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Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:12 pm |
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Yes and I ended up in bed with the Reverend Green.
Are you ready to order? |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:57 pm |
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I was once but not to order and not ready but anyway and still, you know.
Do you get easily bored? |
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:16 am |
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I am not made of wood.
What were you doing dressed as a chicken on Hampstead Heath? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:21 am |
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That was actually the heir to the Spon fortune trying to reach his leather omnibus without being seen, and having to use the only disguise to hand. You probably got confused by seeing him leave the novelty shop I'd entered earlier while searching for a pack of exploding cigars.
Speaking of which, care for a light? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Lord L Puss
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Posts: 173
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Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:09 pm |
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Scradge!
I once had a semi-trained moth, that swam like a fish in Scotch Broth. To end his routine, he'd fart 'God Save the Queen'. Has anyone here got a cloth? |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:13 pm |
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The moth ate it...
What does chicken taste like? |
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:22 pm |
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Alligator.
Will we see you later? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Lord L Puss
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Posts: 173
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Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:41 pm |
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Only when you see me hanging out my trousers.
Can I squeeze your melons? |
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blue-leader
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 02 Mar 2012
Posts: 96
Location: Western Uthopia
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Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:55 pm |
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Beam me Up Scotty
Send you're IP for a location check Sir! |
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If there is smoke you should blow to holdon the fire
My doctor says I'm schizophrenic, We think not (Me, Myself and I)
Bait safe Hide you're Ass |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:01 pm |
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I am certainly NOT an IP.
Cbpialskesoo anyone? |
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Lord L Puss
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Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:09 am |
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No thanks I don't steam.
Does this bus go to Oldham? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:31 am |
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It never gets past Death Grange, Slaughter Hill.
Have you paid your rent? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:07 pm |
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I don't use rent boys, thank you!
Why are you ALWAYS talking about sex? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:42 pm |
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I thought it was a hot topic with cougars.
How do cougars feel about wolf whistles? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Lord L Puss
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Posts: 173
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Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:52 pm |
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With rubber fingers.
Do you know you look quite ridiculous in that hat? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:31 pm |
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Skeorx-hide helmets never go out of style.
Don't you feel uncomfortable, and more than a little risible, in those stiletto heels? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7
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