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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2012 Posts: 17

Dear Friends, I have decided to post some of my best replies as a young Mugu-Jedi. I hope you will appreciate, the poetry and the creativity.[/b]

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2012 Posts: 17

Dear Omar,

How are you ?
God bless the African people, and may he give them good smell.

I have recently been operated by the burnes, and could not get off my wheeling chair.
Now that I have cleaned my hemorroides, I would like to completely dedicate myself to this project.

How can I help you with the money ?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2012 Posts: 17

Dear Zarani Konan,

My heart is crying with pain while i read your sad story.
I cannot imagine the sufferance you have endured, and the harsh bloddy cries.

I myself was a former french politician, in charge of the political relationship with the nazi gouvernment during the third riech.
We also had some strange affairs going their, with some dangerous people employees by a secret organisation called "fugere asinum tritis"
But all of this is very fare now.

Can you please explain to me how can I help you ?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2012 Posts: 17

Angelina,
Your email made me cry.
How can I help you ?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2012 Posts: 17

Dear Mr.omar issa

I have received your email, and found it very interesting although I am not sure if I was involved in BANK OF BICIA B before.

Maybe my secretary Mrs Fas Defion may have taken the liberty of doing so, without informing me, but unfortunately as she recently passed away I could not ask her anymore.

Where you in contact with Mrs Fas Defion?

Could you please fax me any relevant document at +33 820 569 317 ?

Best regards.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2012 Posts: 17

Dear Omar,

You did not answer my question. Did you know my secretary Mrs Fas Defion ?

She used to go eating in a burkina restaurant down town in Paris, although she seemed to strangely suffer from harsh diarrhea after eating too much gombo.
In any cases, she was very close to the african community, and she spent lots of time in NGO helping out young burkina children who had to prostitute themselves, in order to buy iphones. This is really a terrible thing to do for children, and Mrs Fas Defion was very much emotionaly affected by this. Especially as the children had to go back on the streets every 6 months, because Apple launched its new version ! I find this scandalous.

Do you agree with me ?
I am asking if you knew Mrs Fas Defion, because I am wondering how did you get my email adress ?

Concerning your offer, I must tell you that I am an old man, and my heart will not resist any extra stress.
You are talking about usd $5.5 million, this is very big money, and I am worried this might be dangerous for me.

Do you think I can talk about this to my banker ? Maybe he could help us retreive thie money ?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2012 Posts: 17

Dear Omar,

I must tell you that I am an old man, and my heart is very week.
But in the memory of Mrs Fas Defion, I will help you out with your request.

Then we shall use this money to open a hospital in Paris, in order to repair this molested children.
I will call it "Ani Crepitus Sutura Hospitalis" in memory of Mrs Fas Defion

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2012 Posts: 17

Dear Omar,

The postal office is closed for the summer.
I will send this document in September, as soon as they open.
Meanwhile I will be out of town phishing some Crak'mwa Larondelle fish.

Do you do any fishing in your country ?
Do you eat any fish ?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2012 Posts: 17

Dear Vanessa,

Your email has completely changed my life.
Before reading you, I used to wanking myself, alone in the dark.
Now, my heart is wide open, and I cream with joy thinking of the perfume of your privacy.

Please send me a photo to better know you ?

I am sending you a photo of mine.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2012 Posts: 17

I am sorry your email if very long, and I got asleep before the end.

How can I get some money ?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2012 Posts: 17

Dea Shahin,

I am a distributor of premium adult products.
Our products are very well known in Europe, and we are always looking forward to extend our international distribution channel.

Some of our top quality products are included in this email.

Please advice me if you are serrious, and would like to work with us ?

Best regards.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2012 Posts: 17

Dear Coulibaly,

I am actually in Uganda for 2 weeks.
We are helping molested children, and opening a new hospital for victims of village rapping.

Is it possible for you to send me some of this money tomorrow ?
We need to buy some food and medecine.

Yours faithfully.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2012 Posts: 17

Dear Vivian

Reading your email made me feel so in love.
You are really a beautifull person, and thank the Lord for you.

Please let me express my feeling with these few words:

Your eyes are like the dream of the moon of the man who drunk milk beyond the reality.
I feel like the open door of the time without the name of the tree upward my but.
May the light, burn the candle without creaming of the pastry, as your hair is brown like cacao/

I am sending you another photo of me.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2012 Posts: 17

Dear Brown,

I am sorry I dont understand the process.

Should I send the money first, or can you send the money first ?

If you send me the money first, I can then use some of your money to pay for the money you are asking me.

Is it a god idea ?

Please help me.
Life in Europe is very expensive, and I need the money to pay for some new teeth, and hair implement.

Best regards.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2012 Posts: 17

Dear Flint ,

I am sorry I dont understand the process.

Should I send the money first, or can you send the money first ?

If you send me the money first, I can then use some of your money to pay for the money you are asking me.
And pay being you with the money you are asking me, I can get the money you actually owe me.

Is it a god idea ?

Please help me, life in Europe is very expensive, and I need the money to pay for some new teeth, and hair implement.

Best regards

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:58 pm

@ thenutcracker419

I've moved this from cluttering up the main forum.

There is no need to post several times when they can all be consolidated in one.