Lad Omits a Crucial Part of His Format

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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:21 pm

It's often stated on this forum that "lads are not stupid." Generally, I agree. But once in a while a lad shows up who is so obviously one or two tacos short of a combination plate.

It's a standard NOK format from a lad calling himself Ma rk Savimbi. My first few replies tell him that I would not deal with anybody named Savimbi because he may be relative of [the late Angolan guerrilla leader] Jonas Savimbi. He finally reassures me:

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I understand you and not that I am from Lome-Togo, so I am not in any way related to Jonas Savimbi.

Good enough. Me:

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What's in it for me?

I get back a long narrative involving a dead engineer, a dormant bank account, looming confiscation of $10.5 million, an offer to attend to all of the administrative details to liberate the funds, and assurances that everything is 100% risky free.

But no incentive. He does not mention my cut.

Me:

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You aren't very attentive, are you? You did not answer my question.

I asked you what is in this for me. You reply with some peripheral details that don't give me any reason to get involved. Are you just going to say to me "thank you for your help, goodbye" and take that $10.5 million and go live happily ever after?

Did I miss anything? Please tell me why I should help you.

So how does he respond?

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Sorry if I did not answer your question, coming to your question, I contacted you in other stand as the next of kin to my late cleint Engr: Adam Sm0therman so the Bank will release his fund depoisted with there Bank to you as the next of kin.

I have all the legal documents which shall back you up for the claim. This is %100 risk free and will be carried out under law that will guild your Country and my Country.

I think your question has been answered? Get to me with your private telephone number so I will call you to discuss with you orally and also if you are okay with my answer, get back to me with your contact information listed below to enable me proceed to register your information with the Bank were the fund was deposited.

I'm giving him one more chance before I throw tact to the wind and brazenly demand a 40% cut.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

If you ask for 75% that'll get his attention even more methinks.

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 8:55 pm

^^^He came back and offered 50%. But you may be on to something. I just might ask for 75%.

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:02 pm

Congratulations then you had a smart lad, but myn and most in the forum posts I read are most stupider than the rear end of a pig
Or should IBait a bit longer, my scammer looks smart but after some fooling around he seemed not to grasp. Or do you need skills to get a Lazy and dumb one.

Well just fool around with the lads and confuse them. If you play Dumb and Dumber the lad have to come on you're level and that is the surprise. They learnd from a Mugu how to play and you have to mislead him to play on you're rules

Good luck

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