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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:36 am |
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Taken verbatim from a fake bankers letter of condolence.
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ACCEPT OUR SINCERETY SYMPARTY FOR THE LOST OF YOUR LATE BUSINESS PARTNER.
CONGRATULATION! CONGRATULATION!! CONGRATULATION!!! |
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 David Mark - Lagos/Yankari SSC
 David Mark -3 years
Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
 x2 ME Foundation Home, Bank of Afrique
"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine.
"mother remember I trusted you with all my hearth, remember I fouled with my blood that I am ready to take you as my biological mother remember I gave you my hope, my spirit and soul that you will lie to me or cheat me" Elinah Kipkalya
"you sun of a beach ".."you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog". More from the fragrant Elinah 4 weeks later. |
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Bort
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Apr 2011
Posts: 1652
Location: The land of crocodiles, drop-bears and corrupt premiers
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Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:19 pm |
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Boy, he'd be great at funerals.  |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:15 pm |
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Ooops. He got his "symparty" card mixed up with his lotto scam. |
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YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED."- Rev.1an H0rgan
You are very stupid PIG.-Mr. Samuel Koff0ur
YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN
SEE YOU ASS IN HELL fucking tax payer ..
REJOICE IN HELL - Jack L1n (Mr.)
Enough fooling around with yourself. Your parents and family are Fucking scammer!
You are a white baboon,that doesn't even take
shower.
-Miss Gbagbo, Christian.
I NEVER SEE ANIMAL LIKE YOU. Your papa be castrated so he no make more like you!
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:21 pm |
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Maybe we need to weave that congratulatory thing into some baits for a bit of de-education....................maybe a NOK.
Halleluiah that _____________ has gone to his reward and I really need to Congratulate any living family members. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:24 pm |
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Maybe your late business partner's death was selected at random from internet obituary database and due to some mix up of names and numbers, you should keep this a secret until your prize money is paid into your bank account. |
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TheDarkSpecter
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2010
Posts: 113
Location: 4th igloo on the left, adjacent to dogsled parking
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Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:31 am |
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It would probably sound much better if your business partner was your mother-in-law...
I wonder if he's available for kids parties. He sounds like a barrel of laughs |
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...(snip) as you can not tell me that by now i am still a scam, because have already given you my word already. (Vincen*t Chen*g)
I want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly Way.
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:09 am |
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Mugu the Clown is available for all of your Funerary needs! He puts the FUN in Funeral! |
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:21 am |
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Yeah, it was a sad loss that my business partner died but the $20 million he left me at the Bank of Africa will ease my sorrow.
I'll raise a glass to him at the FUNeral and the symPARTY I'll be holding after. As written above it looks like the lad has got his scripts crossed. |
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LOTS
David Mark - Lagos/Yankari SSC
David Mark -3 years
Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
x2 ME Foundation Home, Bank of Afrique
"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine.
"mother remember I trusted you with all my hearth, remember I fouled with my blood that I am ready to take you as my biological mother remember I gave you my hope, my spirit and soul that you will lie to me or cheat me" Elinah Kipkalya
"you sun of a beach ".."you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog". More from the fragrant Elinah 4 weeks later. |
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Maggot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 382
Location: Lower Itchumscrote, Trumpshire
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Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:35 am |
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Wonder what a symparty is? Maybe like a tupperware party? Strange one that! |
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<I>" I am the fucking idiot you called me and the rotten goat "</I>
<B> Martins Ugo - Football Scout</B>
<I>"our handle charges is this 5,000 thousand ponds"</I>
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<I>"...but I prefer to eat houses, houses are more tasty..."</I>
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<I>"Yes we are selling the Semen ST41N5 at just $170usd and also sure it will work in Narnia."</I>
<B> Duncan Rustin - Phone Lad</B>
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:59 pm |
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I did use the "Congratulatory" theme in a NOK bait yesterday mentioning now that we know our relative is deceased we can have a proper Congratulation Party in his memory....................and please send copy of death certificate. |
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Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:04 pm |
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^^^ Nice one, perhaps lads will congratulate us on the death before telling us his script. Will you invite him to the party, he could bring the inheritance with him. |
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