Corrupt a wish Genie

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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:28 am

Granted, it's frozen Everclear. Since it's colder than water it damages you more way than one.

I wish I had some tequila right now for me to drink!!

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:40 am

Frozen everclear...That is just cold. Granted. Genie gets you some Cuervo gold (recycled from some guy named Jim) you seem to enjoy it with a lemon slice.

I wish Roger Waters and David Gilmour would reunite what is left of Pink Floyd.

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:01 pm

Granted. Both of them do, but they still hate each other. During the song "Wish you were here" They get into a big fist fight, then hitting each other with cricket bats. The reunion is not a success.

I wish Cliff Burton would come back to life and straighten out James and Lars' whiny asses (Kirk and Robert are OK)

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Genie has no idea who the hell you're talking about, so he decides to set your elbows on fire instead.

I wish to be waving a flag.

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:26 pm

Granted, your flying the flag of the Holy Roman Empire, in fact you set up the empire again, but this time in your own living room. You and the cat are the only population and the UN doesn't recognize you. But hey, your the king now.!!

(previous wish was a Metallica reference)

I wish my elbows weren't burning so intensely!!

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:47 pm

Granted. Now they will burn extensively, i.e., during really long periods of time.

I wish I were on holiday.

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:24 am

Granted. You are spending your holiday on Pluto...cold environment, very few birthdays and it's not even a planet anymore. Disney's there though.

(Genie got the Metallica ref, but had to work today)

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Granted again. You are fired. As genie loves fire so much he decides to set your bank account on fire in addition. FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Smile

I wish it wasn't so hot near all the fires.

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:44 am

Granted. You are on Pluto with Tururut. Being hot is the least of your concerns.

I wish I had more time to grant wishes.

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:05 pm

Granted. You now have a 100-year subscription to that magazine as well as Newsweek.

I wish women were easier to understand.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:36 pm

Denied. Also Genie causes your head to explode, then sets you on fire. There is no such thing as "understanding a woman"

I wish people could understand my jibberish!!

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:40 am

Genie understands...You wish to be the lead star in a Culture Club knock off band and play 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Granted my friend..rock on.

I wish cats could be more like dogs.

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Granted, they are now pretty much like dobermans, they bark all day, bite you and attack your mother-in-law on her first visit. And they need to be walked 10 times a day. Individually.

I wish my math didn't suck.

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:33 pm

Granted. Your math doesn't suck anymore, it beyond sucks and is completely meaningless, thanks to getting math lessons from Bart Fargo.

I wish that every time our neighbors (neighbours) get into a fight, their heads explode.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:36 am

Granted. Only one time needed though.

I wish Bart would clean up his neighbor's yard.

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:19 pm

Granted. Bart hires Wurzgnubbel to do the cleaning cause he is the expert of head explosions, head removal, and fire. Wurzgnubbel thanks Bart Fargo by saying he did the work for free, just because being around Bart Fargo is a pleasure to itself.

I wish I could go on a pleasant vacation in a place I would enjoy a lot.

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:48 am

GRANTED! You are now booked on a trip to Vegas. Unfortunately, you have no money to gamble with.

I wish I was done with school.

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:26 pm

Granted. Your school explodes. Now your done with school.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:24 pm

And I wish I could grant that wish... but alas.

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Granted, at least you think you know what you're doing, which is being able to fly. Consequently you jump off the roof to try your new skill. Too bad your wish was only partly granted, as you notice quickly.

I wish the last two days didn't happen.

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 10:20 pm

Granted, they didn't. You get into a time machine to take you back 3 weeks ago, then ahead six weeks, so I think those two days didn't happen, or they happened, but without you. Anyway all this time travel gives you hemmorhoids. Just deal with crappy days next time ok.

I wish every problem had an effective yet simple solution.

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:59 am

Granted. Now when any problems present themselves..you break out in the Macarena. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zVlS-oaQpo&feature=related

People don't bring problems to you anymore.

I wish I could dance.

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:57 pm

Granted. You can now do the St. Vitus dance, lots of fun.

I wish I lived in a cartoon world

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I wish I had the Genie's job. Smile

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:48 pm

Granted. You are now Genie.

I wish you would grant Bart Fargo's wish.