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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I have gotten variations on this with no provocation, I finally got one to follow my lead. I am so proud I bolded it!

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My precious Daddy Derrick

In the same mail I get

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for crying out loud Baby Derrick,we will never have any misunderstanding at all

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

After my character's money went to Gomer instead of him:

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I can see you are not capable to handle this project.

May God, Forgive you for all your Dubois behaviours.

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:50 am

Romance scammer with a son who has had an accident and requires payment for op

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we are giving him some treatment for the now to stop the spread of affection

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:59 am

My sandtimer lad keeps coming back for more, it appears the deal has been rebooted yet again.

Received today:

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I am happy that you are out from the cultist as you said. Please kindly contact the new security company for the release of the consignment in your name.....
Once again I thank God Almighty for saving you from hands of the devil.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

After telling my wife i want to keep her barefoot and pregnant he says

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Are you a lover of sex??

Another has a father with Leukemia. Sympathetic me asks if I am interrupting his life. Of course not

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well he is gonna die eventually

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:12 pm

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I want you to know that this is no hanky panky business

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just go and send the fee as dirtied from the email you receive

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 5:42 pm

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Where on earth would I have gotten your email address if not from the Secret Trust of the diseased"

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:44 pm

I wonder if this Lad's been de-educated...

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You are advice to urgently send to us the duty service charge that must to be paid by the beneficial as congregation of international fund

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:53 am

MOTTO/ TO SERVE THE COUNTRY WITH HUMULITY AND UNITY

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:29 am

Check out my new sig line... Laughing

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you are fucking idiotic fool who will be rich for life and who die by gunshot

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:47 am

^^To beer or not to beer...

I once read of a brewer who substituted cannabinity for humulity. Being German, he could not call his product Bier. Instead he called it Hanftrunk (sp?).

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

One of my new ones writes me a LONG letter that starts with the mush talk but the 4th paragraph in he begins to lash out at me

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I love you and adore you! I feel we understand and know each other all too well sometimes! Our situation is so out of control, all the secrets, all the lies, all the hurting!

After a WTF did I do to deserve this, I get

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am sorry.. i just dont want to be the broken hearted girl.. i love you so much that am afraid to get hurt by you.

Another pet writes he needs a visit as he cannot buy a new PC. I spent a week sending crap mail to keep this one hooked. He has mailed me twice in that time claiming the desktop doesn't work.

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the weather good here in ohio know about yours? hate exposing myself to cold.get back to me soon.

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:12 pm

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OUR ORDAINED MINISTERS REVEREND

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WAITING TO SEE YOUR APPLACATION

So who are you? Geo Bentley or James Hart

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I am Mr. George Bentley Head of investigation Department with Lloyds tsb London, United Kingdom. I wish to notify you that you are clear to claim the total sum of Twenty Million Five Hundred thousand British pounds in the codicil and last testament of a deceased costumer Raymond Stress, Kindly Contact me for more details via my private e-mail address:above.

Yours faithfully
Mr. James Hart

^^^ Bear in mind that the "costumer"'s last name is really a name of a baiting company name of mine but the lad put an extra letter in it...He must be stressed out -- and very soon too! Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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hunnie , if you want to give me the money you will have to send it through the western union hun and not from bank to bank ... i can only cash the money through the doctors name because its already linked with his bank account

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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What a wonderful man i have meet is you ! It began late in the previous year -- me finding you, chatting online, confessing my love, and then it happens all over again. The feelings that I’ve felt for you all along begin to resurface. Only this time, I am free to act on them without fear of upsetting anyone.

Thank you, Amy. What more can a man say to the woman who opened her heart to him, allowing him to feel the warmth of her love across the great distance that separates them? You truly have no idea what I feel for you.

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:17 am

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MY LATE HUSBAND KILLED DURING THE FRANCE RAID AGAINST TERRORISM IN TOGO, AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD NOT PRODUCE ANY CHILE

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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And you know that I can't go into prostitution just be cos i needed something to do my graduation on this coming Tuesday.

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:56 pm

Just in this morning:

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To Prove my sincerity, you are not sending me any money. Because most of this scam is about sending money.

Another supposed USA Captain in Ghana with some consignment boxes.

from the same E-mail:

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I am an American Citizen and you should be rest assured that I cannot be involved in scam.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My hooker is now at

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Now i m just too convinced and don't know what exactly i m going to do as the D- day is tomorrow..

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Pimpin ain't easy! My hooker again

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Baby I love you so much and i m really happy that you care and want to help me....though it as been postponed to next week Saturday and i believe that you can be able to meet up with my demands then..?

Another pet says

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i wanna get myself right so i can know how to get my bucks

Yet another says

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i have been very down and dont know how to tell you cause i am sober right now

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:32 pm

From my 4ppl inbox

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i view your profile now on this site like to massage you,because i am looking for a good partner to hold blah blah blah....

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

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... and am ready to clarify you on the issue ,the money in question is for the document,is talking about the fee for the preparation of the power of aurthon which we must be paid at the high court before issuing the documents, so please my friend try and send the money immediately to enable me get to the high court to get the documents for you with immidate effect...

Just letting you all know, once I pay this fee, you all will have to respect my power of aurthon!

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:55 am

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TWO PEOPLE CAN NOT BE MAD AT SAME TIME

Don't ask... Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:53 am

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Then we want you to type WWW.WESTERNUNION.COM ; and click tracking and pest sender's first name and last name,the you pest mtcn number

What a pest this lad is.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

limburger wrote:

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... and am ready to clarify you on the issue ,the money in question is for the document,is talking about the fee for the preparation of the power of aurthon which we must be paid at the high court before issuing the documents, so please my friend try and send the money immediately to enable me get to the high court to get the documents for you with immidate effect...

Just letting you all know, once I pay this fee, you all will have to respect my power of aurthon!

Damn that! I have to talk to the VooJoo man now!

And one of my Vlads says

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now I shall write something superfluous and I shall have then
confusion from it before you.

A lad says

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Baby you dont need any stress at all...just got directly to any store close to you and the money will be post to me as soon as possible...remember that graduation is once in a life time and i have to do it so that i can be able to get my certificate and get a new life starting, hope you really understand me my lovely Derrick?

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