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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:36 am |
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Have at em:
hello my name is killer demon am from china i've no other job than to kill to survive...you have been betrayed by some one
very very close to you .I have been paid to kill you. I don't know what your offenses might be and i don't care to know..
but the person wants you dead and right now your life is in my hands.. If You want to live then make an offer, and right now
you have just 78hours to live after that me and my men shall come
for your life and mark my word we shall not spare you.. And as am writing this mail to you my men are surrounding your house
right now watching you and if you do anything stupid by going to the police or any force then you shall receive a
gun short from us.. but i can help you if you will pay me double of what i have been paid... then i can tell you who
wants you dead..but that will be after you have paid to save your life..your life is in your hands now.
This is to Warn you that you must keep this as very confidential as possible the moment we find out that this information
is been revealed then we shall take your life without any pity, right now let me inform you that your enemy is very close to you
as i'm sending this mail to you now.....remember do not tell anybody if i tell you who wants you dead... as soon as you tell anyone
then the information will spread and you will be dead.
you can contact me on this email( [email protected]
KILLER DEMON. |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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DutchBaiter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
Posts: 345
Location: The Netherlands (GMT+1)
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Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:49 am |
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It's been a while since I dealt with a hitlad. Should be fun to do again I'm on it! |
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"i will ask my men to come over to you and shot you one or two bullets"
"It is worthy to note that people are unreliable these days and even derive joy in telling lies."
"as i believe that the boob job will never cost upto $7.5 Million usds"
"As I am presently in the Republic of England"
"i will tire your pant with the highest love on earth"
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TheProbie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2010
Posts: 907
Location: Guarding Goat #1
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Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:21 pm |
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Hitlad has been hit by my three normal hitlad characters.
1) semi-cooperative character
2) other assassin
3) other lad (de-education) |
_________________ Dai Teatime - real name Anderson Frank:
- Lagos to Accra (WIMP) + unconfirmed travel from Lagos to Cotonou
- Lagos to Nairobi (big beacon hunt, starring Robert Heinrich - featuring myself, Dr. Mike, Muzungu, Gwonam and TheDane)
best quote: I HATE MYSELF MORE EACH DAY TO REALISE THAT I FALL A VICTIM.
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x5 - Charity lads
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"Why will i be afraid? Even the government knows its was a result of what they did to us back then, although is not encouraging but it can't stop" - Lad answering if he's afraid of being punished |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:15 pm |
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I went for:
1 - Normal Joe wanting to enlist in his Squard
2 - 81 year old veteran
3 - 17 year old boy. I have bartered my way down to $97 |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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DutchBaiter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
Posts: 345
Location: The Netherlands (GMT+1)
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Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:33 am |
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He IS funny. And annoyed
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will ask my men to come over to you and shot you one or two bullets |
yeah, that'll teach me a lesson |
_________________
"i will ask my men to come over to you and shot you one or two bullets"
"It is worthy to note that people are unreliable these days and even derive joy in telling lies."
"as i believe that the boob job will never cost upto $7.5 Million usds"
"As I am presently in the Republic of England"
"i will tire your pant with the highest love on earth"
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Posted:
Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:16 am |
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Who on earth dosnt know western union? Okay follow our instruction |
He is being rather patient with me.... |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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DutchBaiter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
Posts: 345
Location: The Netherlands (GMT+1)
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Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:25 am |
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I've had almost the same reaction:
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You live in America and you dont know western union? okay ask around and you will be directed. or walk into your bank and ask them for western union |
He must be getting tired of all those people who have never heard of this new modern thing called "Western Bank of the Union" |
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"i will ask my men to come over to you and shot you one or two bullets"
"It is worthy to note that people are unreliable these days and even derive joy in telling lies."
"as i believe that the boob job will never cost upto $7.5 Million usds"
"As I am presently in the Republic of England"
"i will tire your pant with the highest love on earth"
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DutchBaiter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
Posts: 345
Location: The Netherlands (GMT+1)
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Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:30 pm |
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He's getting fed up....
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Dont make us hurt you, you are getting on our nerves |
What a coincidence! That was exactly what I wanted to happen |
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"i will ask my men to come over to you and shot you one or two bullets"
"It is worthy to note that people are unreliable these days and even derive joy in telling lies."
"as i believe that the boob job will never cost upto $7.5 Million usds"
"As I am presently in the Republic of England"
"i will tire your pant with the highest love on earth"
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:54 pm |
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To save your life, you have one more chance. and dont forget we dont collect cash from people, so here is a western union link which can help you find a nearest outlet nearer to you, then when you dare revert to us with another excuses then lets see who dies. |
More helpful by the minute!
Mod edit to fix broken quote tag - JF |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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DutchBaiter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
Posts: 345
Location: The Netherlands (GMT+1)
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Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:00 pm |
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I am about to leave the house (very frightened of course) to go to the Rite-Aid that has a WU.
Obviously I will get lost and will send him an email telling him so. I wonder if he will help me out again
Hitlads are a good way to make an otherwise boring working day worthwile |
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"i will ask my men to come over to you and shot you one or two bullets"
"It is worthy to note that people are unreliable these days and even derive joy in telling lies."
"as i believe that the boob job will never cost upto $7.5 Million usds"
"As I am presently in the Republic of England"
"i will tire your pant with the highest love on earth"
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TheDarkSpecter
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2010
Posts: 113
Location: 4th igloo on the left, adjacent to dogsled parking
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Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:19 am |
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This guy is fun
After several emails back and forth trying to explain what a WU is, I've finally sent the payment, and included the MTCN number. However, I didn't feel the need to give my name or country, since I'm sure he already has it.... well, he must, right? How else could he have found me
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Do not play with us we know who you are and we are ready to execute you in minutes. We need to confirm your identity so we dont make mistake and kill you anyway |
... how thoughtful of him. A hitman who keeps accurate records. I sure hope all of his men are comfortable camping out in the rain only minutes from my house. |
_________________ Dark Specter
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...(snip) as you can not tell me that by now i am still a scam, because have already given you my word already. (Vincen*t Chen*g)
I want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly Way.
Motor: The Nigerian Police Force is your Friend (0KEZIE 0KIR0 NELS0N CFR,NPM,FWC, Inspector General of Police)
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Posted:
Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:36 am |
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Now we will show you we are more smarter than you are. |
Uh Oh! |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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DutchBaiter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
Posts: 345
Location: The Netherlands (GMT+1)
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Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:23 am |
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He seems to be gone now.. Emails bounce Too bad, it was a lot of fun... |
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"i will ask my men to come over to you and shot you one or two bullets"
"It is worthy to note that people are unreliable these days and even derive joy in telling lies."
"as i believe that the boob job will never cost upto $7.5 Million usds"
"As I am presently in the Republic of England"
"i will tire your pant with the highest love on earth"
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TheDarkSpecter
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2010
Posts: 113
Location: 4th igloo on the left, adjacent to dogsled parking
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Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:28 pm |
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Yah, been bouncing back for 2 days now. Too bad, he was pretty easy to get all riled up. I saw the chance for several siggy lines, but alas, he's gone too soon.
Is it possible he went and buried his head in a hole? |
_________________ Dark Specter
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...(snip) as you can not tell me that by now i am still a scam, because have already given you my word already. (Vincen*t Chen*g)
I want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly Way.
Motor: The Nigerian Police Force is your Friend (0KEZIE 0KIR0 NELS0N CFR,NPM,FWC, Inspector General of Police)
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TownEnder
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 May 2006
Posts: 267
Location: The Town End
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Posted:
Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:09 pm |
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http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2012/06/22/spam-email-of-the-week/
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_________________ "i go make sure say i hunt u down and finger ur brain." mohamed abdullah
"Good news. We just finished ur burial last night and we buried u at ajengule cementary. R.I.P u are now certified death." - Yusi Adams
"DEVIL! I COMMAND SHOWERS OF EVIL BLOOD IN YOUR FAMILY, MAY YOU WEEP TO DEATH............HELL
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DutchBaiter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
Posts: 345
Location: The Netherlands (GMT+1)
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Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:22 pm |
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LOL
Yep, that's our guy.
I think someone deaded him, to use his own phrase |
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"i will ask my men to come over to you and shot you one or two bullets"
"It is worthy to note that people are unreliable these days and even derive joy in telling lies."
"as i believe that the boob job will never cost upto $7.5 Million usds"
"As I am presently in the Republic of England"
"i will tire your pant with the highest love on earth"
x7 |
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