"who will fall for such ribbish"

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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:30 am

Bob Mueller is not happy.

Even as he copes with Cammy's queries about the money she's getting (like why it's in America, where is it from, etc), he now has to cope with renegade agent John Pikus!

You know it well:

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WE HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT YOU HAVE FAILED TO DANCE BY THE RULE OF THE FBI WHICH WILL WARRANT 2 YEARS JAIL SENTENCE. NOW I FRANK JOHN PIKUS THE SPECIAL AGENT IN CHARGE OF THE FBI ALBANY DEPARTMENT I AM GIVING YOU 24 WORKING HOURS TO EFFECT THE PAYMENT OF THE $67.00 USD. TO THE FBI IN REPUBLIC OF BENIN

Cammy wrote a scathing reply, and cc'd Bob Mueller, who was outraged!

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I have seen the stupid email mr pikus wrote to you and as a matter of fact you are the third person to complain about him this month and based on that i have giving immediate instruction for his immediate arrest and repartriation. immagine he is asking you to pay $67 dollars what an insult , who will fall for such ribbish. he is a bastard and must be treated as such. PLEASE I ADVISE YOU TO IGNORE ALL HIS EMAILS AND SIMILAR EMAILS. THEY CANNOT ARREST YOU WITH OUT MY CONSENT. YOU HAVE COMMITED NOT OFFENCE AND NO ONE WILL ARREST YOU .

However, he remembered that he had his own business to complete:

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However the issue of your location is a serious mix up and i have contacted the UNITED NATIONS and the LOTTERY AGENT and they ask you send your full name, address and the sum of $8,500 .
The reason for this is because a new winning certificate will be issued to you today that will bear your names and address, and the $8,500 is to obtaine the ( Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer Certificate ) that will enable us release your money to you withing 24 hours and to any bank of your choice.

Eyes on the prize as ever - but it's not that easy!

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I'm glad you're going to haul Pikus over the coals, but I think I should be hearing from the lottery itself. If they didn't write to me back then, they can sure as Hel write to me now.
I would like to know what the United Nations has to do with this as well.

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:25 am

Another outstanding entry for the lad lexicon of erm... lazy, Lagos language. Confused

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:04 pm

Cammy vs the UN and the FBI.
So easy to predict the winner!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 4:31 pm

The entire WORLD OF ORGANIZATIONS doesn't stand a chance against them, or either of them alone for that matter. Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:08 pm

I get a "Tena moment" every time I read your posts Yastreb. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:34 am

Yastreb wrote:

he is a bastard and must be treated as such.

If 65 dollars makes Mr Pikus a bastard, I don't even want to think about Mr Mueller's description of the UN Lotto at 8.5 thousand.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

"...i have giving immediate struction for this immediate arrest and repartriation, immagine...."

I see Bob still hasn't taken those grammer and spelling lessons. I'm sure they would be offered free of charge to a top FBI agent. Rolling Eyes

I wonder if the real Robert Mueller knows what's being sent out in his name.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:05 am

ribbish, n. The sound made by a frog in a trash can.

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:55 am

Update (Lad in italics).

Cammy's last question was handwaved:

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There is no need for the lotter company to write you again because your fund is no longer with them , your fund is in bank of america under our directive. however the UNITED NATIONS will contact to support what we have allready informed you.
Please when are you sending the $8,500 for the certifcate.

Cammy obviously had the Force with her and was not to be ignored:

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I don't agree at all! This whole thing looks to have been a complete shemozzle. Why did the lottery give the money to the UN instead of writing to me in the first place?

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DO AS YOU WISH IF YOU DONT AGREE.

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No need to go all terse on me - I'm just baffled by the arrangement of a British Canadian lottery that doesn't sell tickets somehow being run by the UN and sending winnings to the wrong continent after having a seniors moment. Also, I thought the $8,500 was meant to be paid after I got the corrected certificate.

A bank account was sent, but for some reason the message was in a different font.

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I told you ealier in my email that nobody will arest you and i am making the same statement here again. NOBODY WILL AREST YOU FOR ANYTHING. Please go to the bank now and wire the $8,500 to the bellow account and send me the payment slip asap.

Further pressed, Bob got tetchy:

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I AM TIERD OF YOUR INSULTS AND IDLE EMAILS . IF YOU ARE READY TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND SEND THE $8,500 TO THE WIRE TRANSFER ADDRESS GIVEN TO YOU , BUT IF YOU ARE NOT READY THEN DONT BOTHER TO REPLY THIS EMAIL BECAUSE I AM VERY BUSSY WITH IMPORTANT MATTERS,
GOOD DAY.........

Then Cammy told him about other FBI emails she'd been getting, and Bob has had enough!

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why do you talk like a fool , dont you see that this guys are just making noise and cannot do any harm to you? the have been warning you for the last 2 weeks and up till now no action is that not a proove that the are fool? the told you that the are in usa but are asking you to send money to abuja somewhere in nigeria. what a fool you are camille to fall for all this cheap scams. cant you ready there emails well and see there rubbish spellings . i am very very dissapoined with you .
Please dont write me again over this issue the next thing i want to see is the payment slip of the $8,500 usd and if you dont have it to send then move ahead with your misserable life and face them untill you are scammed of your hard earned money .
NB
THE EVEN SAID YOU ARE IN USA THAT IS ENOUGH REASON FOR YOU TO KNOW THAT THE ARE IMPESANATORS.

That prompted a slap:

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All I know is that I hadn't been contacted by the FBI at all before the 19th, but since then just about every day brings more FBI emails, like some fucking plague.
As for that second comment - who the fuck are you to call my life miserable? I have never been scammed to start with and I never will be! Unless you send me an invoice for the fee, I'm going to conclude that your stupid outburst means that you are as fake as the others.
It's your decision, and I might point out that until I told you I'm Australian, you had no idea, so don't be so smug.

More to come...

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