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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:24 pm

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YOU HAVE PUT A SHAME TO THE ENTIRE MANHOOD

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My most awesome to date

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This Derick moral monster!

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:47 am

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YOUR FATHER IS THE MOST NINCOMPOOPS I NEVER SEE IN MY LIFE

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I love a successful dollar chop. Very Happy

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Do go back to the western union office immediately before the bastard collect the money

Somehow, I don't think I'll make it there in time.

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:54 pm

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but God has a way of providing for the uprights people.

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rbi_customer.sercicedepartment

interesting service spelling

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After an Honorable Discharge from high school,

Did someone de-educate this lad? Or did he get discharged from reform school?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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If you love to laugh, travel and appreciate the warmth of a furry coat and a wet nose,

Time for the back shaving thing to reappear

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:21 am

^^Is that supposed to be the profile of a person or a golden retriever? Looks like something I would write when posting a pet for adoption.

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^^^That is a portion of her first mail to me.

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:12 am

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This money was deposited in a box as germ stones to avoid much demurrage from Security Company.

Don't think I'll want these Rolling Eyes

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One of my new wives just sent me this.

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You are the most wonderful, kind, compassionate, romantic, smart, sensible, intelligent, talented, kind-hearted, thoughtful, congenial, affectionate, appreciative, loyal, caring, loving, passionate, handsome and an incredibly sexy man with "killer abs"

If you have seen my guy, you will understand. It's more like a spare tire.

Another new one says

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i m still a tight and straight girl(virgin )till up date

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Another of my new wives says

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I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world.

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:48 pm

^
Bloody hell, have fun Smile

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:24 am

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I have been recently been diagnosed of Cancer of the Pelvics.

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Depending on what the Doctor has justified me a ball settles currently in my brain cage,

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I will be rigged to give you the money that can help you in your business, please accept this because it is a gift that I made and without asking anything in return.

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:50 am

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I PETTY YOU SON OF BEACH, PLAYING WIT DEATH ALRDY.

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Dammit says!

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i m not trained to lie

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:19 pm

First it was YELLOW TAG PAPER, and now (emphasis added)...

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I have presented the paper works I handed to them and they are very much pleased with the paper works I presented but the only thing that is still keeping me here is the fedex Force of nature tag for airport delivery clrearance which is not placed on the boxes, one of the Airport Authority has advise that we get the delivery FORCE OF NATURE TAG so that I can exit the airport immediately and make my delivery successful .

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***That is awesome!

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you have catch a glips at my eyes

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I am horribly confuzzled here!

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i love you and i wont be your wife so i am eveready to be your husband if this what you need then consider that it is ok love ok

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:41 pm

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So be ready to dance to the tone of my men gun

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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I can cook pretty good for a guy... I like a good wine. I've been working out more regularily than I had been, and eat healthy food...I don't do drugs, and I like who I am..Although I think a terrific man would bring out the best in me.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:48 pm

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I took ill as soon as i got to Liverpool perhaps as a result of the environmental changes

He supposedly only travelled from London to Liverpool. Still I've heard Liverpool can have that effect on you Laughing

(apologies to any Scousers present)

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***It is the Scurvy and we have all been warned about it! Shame on you for not passing that to your puppies!

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:59 pm

conga22 wrote:

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I took ill as soon as i got to Liverpool perhaps as a result of the environmental changes

He supposedly only travelled from London to Liverpool. Still I've heard Liverpool can have that effect on you Laughing

(apologies to any Scousers present)

Its grim up north Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:27 pm

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Its grim up north Very Happy

DOWN South for me

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