HITLAD! Donkakiller / Clement Joshua

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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:02 pm

'Clement' just sent me an email titled:
"THIS BULLETS ARE FOR YOU I SWEAR"

Attached was this pic:

oo-er missus! Shocked

EDIT:
The email message was a simple one:

Quote:

i don,t need your money any more but your life hahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Actually typing manical laughter - a sure sign of insanity Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:04 pm

^^^That's not a real gun.

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:22 pm

I got that, too, and, since he was boring me (it's almost like he doesn't even try), my character's son (a Navy Seal) and my fake lad both told him off in flowery language.

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:46 pm

bohigal wrote:

^^^That's not a real gun.

What? It's not REAL!!?!?!?

You mean to tell me that the lad sent me a pic of a fake gun?
The SWINE!

He really had me worried there for a while.
Cool

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:17 am

Further work on Laddo this evening.

After telling our friendly killer that I need time to raise his fee, he sent this:

Quote:

from: Clement Joshua
to:
date: Fri, Jun 15, 2012 at 8:56 PM
subject: Re: AM I SAFE FROM YOU??

Hello Mr , i can see that you are not ready to live again, i
will start by killing your precious wife first before you, so that you
will no that i am a very serious man,

The 'Precious wife' joins in and writes:

Quote:

from:
to: Clement Joshua
date: Fri, Jun 15, 2012 at 11:42 PM
subject: Important: From the Wife of - read and reply!!!

Mr Joshua,

You do not know me, but for the past few days/weeks you have been threatening my husband with death.
He has just shown me an email whereby you have indicated that you will target me first.

This would be a mistake.

is worth a shitload to me when he is dead - I have just increased his life insurance substantially more than the £250,000 that he believes.
I want you to keep up the pressure on him with your death threat emails; make him sweat.
Who knows: maybe his heart will give out!
Keep up the threats, help me get rid of the miserable bastard and I'll make it worth your while.

Email me back to show that you understand this email.

This is vital: DON'T TELL HIM I HAVE CONTACTED YOU!

from
P. Beale (Danot)

This fresh in:

Quote:

from: Clement Joshua
to:
date: Sat, Jun 16, 2012 at 12:28 AM
subject: Re: Important: From the Wife of Serje Danot - read and reply!!!

Hello , i got your message and the content in there
was well understood by me and my men, first of all, are you the owner
of Paul Beale's Flowers? *
i can help you archive £250,000, only on one condition, first do
you really want me to kill him for you or i should only threaten him
death? already is life is in denger ?
i need you to make a good offer of money to me first before i will do
any you ask of me, or else i will report you to your husband and send
him the mail you write to me after that i will kill you both, i am
very serious about this, i am very good in deal tell me what you have
to offer i will no that you are really very serious, and i will help
you with any thing you want, that is me for you, you can claim all is
money and property true me okay, i can also make his heart to give out
now trust me only if you cooperate with me now.

* http://www.paulbealesflorist.com/
Looks like Laddo has been playing in Google...

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:01 am

Okay, someone's certainly made this guy paranoid. Laughing

Master Assassin wrote:

Below is the information for you to go and make the payment of $200
dollars first
via western union money transfer or money gram, you are advice to make the
payment in the name of our agent in Johannesburg is the one that is
going to be giving me fill back weather you will live or not, so you
better have it mind that you are going to pay this money to south africa
country for security reason, if any happen to any of my men you are dead.
no excuse.

(Payment details)

you are advice to pay the sun of $200, as soon as possible to calm my
men down first before you pay the money i ask you to pay, before i
will also tell you what to do for me okay
okay and get back to me with the information below
to enable the bank confirm the payment.

(More payment details)

IF ANY THING HAPPENS TO ANY OF MY MEN YOU WILL NOT SEE THE NEXT DAY
ALL YOUR FAMILY WILL DEATH
SO BE WARN

I should point out that my character is a ditzy 15 year old girl.

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:52 am

Bort, you can thank me for that. My made-up lad "chopped" $11k from him in a bait I was working. If you want, he can chop more so as to make this guy's life even more miserable. Twisted Evil

PM me with details if you're interested. Smile

And if anyone else wants my "lad" in Cameroon to chop this guy's dollas, let me know. I'm done baiting him full-time, but if I can still mess with him part-time, I'd be okay with that. Smile

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:58 am

I'm hoping to delay the actual payment for sometime longer yet, but when I do get to that stage, I'd certainly be partial to your offer. Smile

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:52 am

Awesomeness. He already doesn't like me (the fake lad) because I told him off for being stupid. This would only piss him off more... Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:58 am

Got this charming response from the guy after my character offered to sleep with him in exchange for not having to pay: (a little NSFW)

Gentleman Assassin wrote:

Hello Katelyn are you stupid? or do you think i am here to joke with you if i don,t get that money within today and tomorrow, then i will have no other option than to kill you, i will put my gun in your pussy and blow it off with bullet Shocked

if i don,t get that money now, just send the money now i will make you a very rich girl okay, you will work for me. but if you refuse to make that payment now i will end your life, i don,t need your fucking pussy okay. go to the bank now and send the money first, don,t you ever tell any one or else you will die faster,

Let me reiterate that my character is FIFTEEN.

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:53 am

I get the feeling this lads dolla needs to be chopped soon...

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 08 Jan 2012 Posts: 13

I said that I had sent money to his bank account (probably closed by now) and he just replied with the introduction email... Confused

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:14 pm

BattleHawk77 wrote:

And if anyone else wants my "lad" in Cameroon to chop this guy's dollas, let me know.

I'll be taking you up on that kind offer soon...

Laddo has (after I refused his Nigerian bank account) just given me his WU details:

Quote:

Name:
Address: Podium Block, Civic Center, 101 Hertzog, Cape Town
State: Cape Town
Country: Republic of South Africa

Text Question: God is Good
Text Answer: All the time

Give it a few days for wrangling "what/where is WU?" etc and I'll be ready... Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:55 pm

llamedos wrote:

Give it a few days for wrangling "what/where is WU?" etc and I'll be ready... Very Happy

Heh heh heh. Drop me a PM. I'll be ready. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:40 am

Quote:

Hello Mr ***** , do you no that i am the reason why you are still
alive today,
the money can be transfer to this bank account okay, i need this money
to be transfer to this account immediately and if i find any foul play
or any thing went wrong i will measure i kill every member of your
family and burnt all your property down, i am very serious about this,
because my men told me you are acting very strange, one call u are
gone forever. i don, t want this money to be transfer within this
country. i want this money to be send to another country as soon as
the money reflect in this bank account, i will give you all the
details you need to get the person who wants you dead to court,
because if i don,t help you like this i am sorry the person may still
go and hired some one else, so be inform that i don,t need your money
just to leave u but to also help you fight this person.
Go and pay the money to this bank account immediately.

BANK NAME: access bank
ACCOUNT NAME:Ailuneakhe Happy
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 102362931
SWIFT : 044042545
State : Edo
COUNTRY:Nigeria

DON,T EVEN THINK OF TELLING ANY ONE OR THE POLICE

I'm baiting this hitlad, and just got this bank account from him as well. Do I still need to submit it if others have?

Dammit - thought I was on to my first piggy!

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:45 am

Yes, you can still submit it even if others have. The more evidence The Man has, the better chance there is of getting the account closed.

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:32 pm

Put a pig in your sig line.You can claim if for reporting them,and as BH pointed out the more the better.Hope he finds a bunch of playmates soon!

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:09 pm

Quote:

Put a pig in your sig line.You can claim if for reporting them,and as BH pointed out the more the better.Hope he finds a bunch of playmates soon!

Thanks! Piggy duly added!

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:55 am

Katie wrote:

okay look heres the deal mr. ive found a way to get the money u ask for... but to do it im gonna have to prostitute myself!! its the only way i can make up the money ur forcing me to give!!! pls i dont want to sell my body, what if its some ugly old man i have to have sex with??? pls can you give me more time to save up the $200 thru other ways????

Clement Joshua wrote:

Hello Katelyn i don,t care to know the way you make the money all i need is the money and if i don,t get that money by tomorrow Monday and Tuesday i will order DON KAKA TO KILL YOU BITCH,

What a guy.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:49 pm

Bait #1 nearly ready for the WU

Bait #2
Laddo's just handed me an account from the Bank of China, Jo'Burg branch.
Another little piggy for llamedos ... Smile

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:32 pm

^^^ Re: #1: Oh, goody. I can smell a chop coming along. Smile

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:22 am

I just got another bank account from this guy, which was immediately forwarded to the All Powerful One, who is otherwise known as "he who kills bank accounts" Twisted Evil

Strange thing is, this one is in the UK....
New name for him too: 0sc4r P. Gr00tf44m

He's definitely the greediest hitlad I've had. He want's $20k from me.

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 1:52 pm

Since introducing Battlehawk's rather nicely worded chop, I've had little reaction from CJ.
I sent a mild-ish slap

Quote:

Clement Joshua, or whatever your name is

You're just a fake aren't you? A false, weak, insecure little man hiding behind a fake name.
And to think I believed you.
Just how desperate I must have been!
I've had no response from you after I sent you £3,000.
You even lied about being in South Africa - I have learned that my transfer was collected in Cameroon!

You set out to lie in order to steal £3000 from me
You must be very proud of yourself.

Don't contact me again.
Ms Beale

To which he replied:

Quote:

Hello Ms Beale, i swear with my life some elase collected that money
not me okay, just belive me

He does sound a little unhappy Very Happy

That was yesterday; nothing further for a few days on my other two characters, even the one who offered him $40K to do a job for him.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

That is an awesome chop! Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:28 pm

Quote:

Hello Ms Beale, i swear with my life some elase collected that money
not me okay, just belive me

So, wait, he's the big tough hitlad, and he's begging you to believe him? Laughing

He's not very scary...

And I've heard nothing from him, either. He's either a very lazy hitlad or such a bad one he can't afford to go to the cafe very often...

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