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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:10 pm

Irritating little stinker, isn't he?

Happy to help out, I'll give you my best rates.

And if you're a hockey fan, you'll LOVE having my attorney on your side...!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Baby, I have asked my attorney to contact you so we can actually get this done. We are going to do this without that nonsense baby.

Love you!
Derrick

Play him any way you like. If you don't want to chat with him I'll distract him with my own. He is boring but I want this boy busy!

My second cousins husband, twice removed is headed his way also.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

You are up to bat lou!

emmnuel: hi
Sent at 10:53 AM on Thursday
me: Good morning my love
How is your day?
emmnuel: i am not really happy atall
me: What is wrong baby?
emmnuel: i don't really know
what do you think is going to happen now
me: Honey, how are you mad and not know why?
I do not understand this?
emmnuel: am confused with your antony generals mail
me: What is confusing my love?
emmnuel: attony
i don't get the full veiw of that
if you can explain that to me the fine
me: I can ask him to explain thigs better to you if yu will tell me what the issues are
Or you can ask him yourself
Honey he is being paid to help us
emmnuel: ok
so what are going to do now
me: He will surely have no trouble billing us for explanations
I am trying to get things arranged baby
emmnuel: ok
me: It will take both of us to get this done but he will not be taking money he has not earned
emmnuel: ok
me: He will be sending his bill after the work is done
emmnuel: to where?
me: to us baby
emmnuel: ok
me: We will be together then
emmnuel: then it means i should come over to your place my love
me: That is great baby unless you want me to come to you
It does not matter to me
emmnuel: no
me: I just want you with me
emmnuel: because i am afraid
just let me come to you
me: What are you afraid of honey?
emmnuel: just don't come ok
me: I am fine if you want to come here to me honey
emmnuel: i will come to you
me: We just need to make a decision
emmnuel: yes
but you know i don't have enough money..
me: That is not even on the table here
You know I have the money
I would not be paying a lawyer to help us if I had nothing
emmnuel: ok
thank you my love..
me: Baby, please! You never have to thank me
I love you!
emmnuel: i love you too
i have replyed the message
to your attorny
i just say ok and thank him
me: Thank you for mailing him honey!
emmnuel: you're welcome!!!!!!!!!!111
me: Please feel free to ask him of any questions you may have
He is there for that
emmnuel: ok
ask him to come online now
me: I want you to feel absolutely safe and protected here
emmnuel: i wil like to chart with him
ok my love
me: I do not want yu to feel pressured
Honey, he is a lawyer
I don't know if he chats
emmnuel: ok
it's ok
me: You can ask him but I don't know if he will
emmnuel: so when do you think i will come to you because i can't wait to see you
me: Baby, I don't know if we can put an exact minute on this.
i know we will get you here though
We just have some things to do with the lawyer baby
emmnuel: we can
am ready for that
but i don't jow you can send money to me
me: I am so ready to have yu here by my side honey
emmnuel: know
because i don't believe anyone in here around me
me: I am glad yu believe none of those people
They are not right in their heads
They seem like alcoholics judging by all of the alcohol they wanted us to buy
emmnuel: yes i think so
hahaha...........you're right
so which means can you send me money?
me: i don't think they were going to pour anything on the ground to appease whtever spirits honey
Baby, we need to get all of these details taken care of
We can worry about money when we get to that point in this
Sent at 11:15 AM on Thursday
me: Baby, i need to get out and make my rounds.
I love you so much and can't wait to get yu here with me
If you have any questions baby please contact the lawyer
I LOVE YOU!
emmnuel: ok
Sent at 11:20 AM on Thursday
emmnuel: i want to make things clear with you
Sent at 11:21 AM on Thursday
emmnuel: are you with me?

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:48 pm

From the love of your life (after a chat request, of course...):

"please Mr.Martin i will like you to ask for a plane ticket to your country from Ghana,visa and passport and cost of all of that should forward to my love (Derr1ck) and after that send it to me also.thank you and i am hoping to hear from you soon
barbra."

I believe the hook is set quite nicely, thank you very much!

Good that she's spending all your money for you, isn't it?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

No need to leet derrick. He is well known. I do like to keep the last name a bit out of sight but even that doesn't matter. It is already ere and available for the kids. I can always pick him up with another if needed.

This is one of mine that I can ignore for a day or more so anything you put up here we have time to play about.

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:38 pm

You (and "Barbra") have mail.

Evidently your attorney can streamline the whole passport/visa process...for a fee.

Expect the love of your life to ask for another 750 bucks.

Mr. Green

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

She tried pulling me to chat several times but my Gmail is acting up. He will have to write a mail.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He seems upset about something, AGAIN! Drama queen!

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Good morning my lovely bride! How is your day? Have you been in touch with the lawyer baby? I hope he is explaining things to you so you won't be upset.

I love you!

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Your attorney is going too far and i am not well with him wanting to do everything for me when he is not in Ghana and i can equally do same when i am here infact it will be more easier and faster than he is going to do.so just give me the money for everything and i will do just that if you believed me and there is no comment on this my love,i hope you understand.
love you

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Baby doll, please calm down and tell me the problem. I do not understand why you are so upset. He is here to help us. Baby please tell me what is wrong because it seems you are getting a bit stuck on only one thing here. Please control your anger sweety. We can work this out.

I love you!

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:00 pm

Heh heh heh...she's gonna LOVE the form for the pre-nup.

I am such a terrible person...

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He wants me in chat but he sent this mail

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I told the lowyer to allow you to send the money to me to everything over here on own and i am sure i can do it faster because i knew one worker who is also a lawyer and he can help to get in even one to two weeks
i love you.

Maybe her lawyer can get her money back from the other thieves.

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Baby, why is this lawyer person not helping you get your money from the thieves? That money would pay for everything there with this person. I am not understanding why you are upset here. I guarantold you if I put my lawyer on that money that has been, pretty will thrown to the wind, he will find every penny of it.

I love you but I don't trust one single person in your area. They have already proven that they are shit!

I love you baby!
FUCK THEM AND FEED THEM FISH HEADS!
Derrick

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He is constantly wanting to chat and sending many requests until I told him that he is wasting my time and chat is getting us nowhere. I told him to email me.

A few days go by and he is back wanting chat.

Baby, this is irritating. I am having a connection problem that is not letting me get to chat but you can write an email. I cannot understand why you constantly want to chat? It makes no sense. You know what you want to say, please put it in a mail. I am here at this second but that could change shortly.

I love you

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I have told you my final word and that was to send me the money for visa passport and plane ticket to come over to your place.

BYE!

And again

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These messages were sent while you were offline.

9:12 AM emmnuel: hi

honey, i cannot see the chat thing. Mail me please!

Two more days of chat stuff refused

Honey, why do you refuse to mail me? I cannot chat, this connection is very slow.

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I have nothing to say again,you're delaying me........

Baby, what you are doing is delaying us. This brattitude stuff is not working is it? There are things that have to happen and you are trying to use another person there that knows nothing. My lawyer can have this done faster and you know it.

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forget about your lawyer and do everything by yourself.he is rather delaying us from getting together.

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:40 pm

Just so you know, she (he) hasn't sent the attorney an email in a long time...

Feel free to hammer her (him) about accusing the attorney of delaying things!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He has been crying and whining with the chat thing but I am not letting him do that. He is still here but I did pis him off by telling him he was the problem.

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emmnuel: hi
me: Hello honey
How are you?
Sent at 12:20 PM on Wednesday
me: are you here baby?
emmnuel: yes
i am sick
me: What is wrong honey?
emmnuel: o am just sick of headace
me: Which headache baby?
emmnuel: i am not well
me: Most of us are not well baby but this is not really telling me much about what is happening with you.
emmnuel: i am not interested in that ok
me: I don't understand baby?
emmnuel: because you will never want to do anything to help
so why should i tell you what is really happen to me
so just forget it ok?>
me: honey, you are not understanding the meaning of help here
Are you going to tel me or not?
emmnuel: please just stop that one
no
i will not tell you
just know that i am sick and i can take care of my own self
me: This is productive
Sent at 12:27 PM on Wednesday
me: when you grow up please find me
Sent at 12:29 PM on Wednesday

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emmnuel: hey
Sent at 11:11 AM on Sunday
me: Are you still here baby?
Sent at 11:24 AM on Sunday
me: Are you just ignoring me honey? Or are you busy?
Sent at 11:26 AM on Sunday
emmnuel: hi
am here
Sent at 11:30 AM on Sunday
emmnuel: talk to me
Sent at 11:31 AM on Sunday
me: Are you busy honey?
emmnuel: am here
me: Sorry baby
My chat just went goofy
how have you been?
Sent at 11:37 AM on Sunday
emmnuel: not bad
me: are you just being mean to me honey?
I thought you loved me?
Sent at 11:42 AM on Sunday
me: Let me know when you are through being this way
I am out of here
Sent at 11:45 AM on Sunday
emmnuel: i am ok
i want you to do something for me this time
me: Meaning what?
You act this way to me and want me to play this game?
emmnuel: hmmmm then it's ok
bye
me: hmmmm why have you become so hateful here?
Sent at 11:49 AM on Sunday
emmnuel: jsut relax
me: baby there is absolutely no emotion with you
you are being hateful with me
is your love that fleeting?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Guess who's back?

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hello and how are you doing over there with everyone with you,am just cared to know your whee about you.i have not hear from you for a long time but i hope everything is well with you over there.that all i have for now and i will tell you more when i see your reply....

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Two chat requests, both ignored, and my lazy one can barely be bothered to type a few words in a mail.

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i have also missed so much and that is why i contacted you once again and we need meet and talk much....

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hello and how was your day going,it has been good with me over as i have changed living status from tamale to accra.you need to send me some pictures to have a look at you.

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Is everything all right with you there? I haven't seen any mail from you in a while now. I see this chat nonsense but I have no time for that. Between work and the doctors I have very little time or energy for much at all.

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I feel so bored these days and i guess why myself.just don't want to be on here anymore.but because of you i will try to check on and reply you ok

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Why have you been quite to me?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Good morning hun. I have been quiet because you don't really say anything to me. You type one sentence like we are chatting and it says nothing really. How are we to communicate in that way? It is impossible to do anything worthwhile like that. I do enjoy talking with you but you seem rather distant and don't say much in return.

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There is nothing i have to say anymore,am just waiting for you to do what ever you think will bring us both together.that's all

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I caught him in chat yesterday but he wouldn't talk. I asked WTF? No money, no talk, eh? This morning I found.

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emmnuel: Ohh Mr.Derrick is not that i don't have time for you.but we need to get together and we have to talk abd bare the cost ,you always think i want money and that's why i was not emailing you again because i don't like that

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Honey, why do you say nothing to me anymore? What kind of love is this?

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Now tell me what you want me to do now.do you expect me to fly there or what do you mean?

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Sent this last week

We do need to talk and figure out what we are going to do. I don't even know if you still want to be my wife. You don't say you love me anymore so it is really unclear.

Got this today

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I have tried my best but you think you're so good and sensible about things,go around asking about how things cost in Ghana.so just do that again ask people to know how much it will cost me to fly to you there so we can live happily and raised children.
I am so in love with you, and these feelings brought so much happiness in my life. It just is so sad that I can't be with you physically as I think I could. But don't worry love; though,I show the weaknesses in me I will always have courage to wait patiently still you understand me. I really need you so much in my life. All that I did was dedicated to you because I love you that much. You have created something beautiful and new in my life that were not there before I met you. With you, I have found new meaning in each moment that that I fell in love with you.Thank you so much for bringing the sunshine into my life. And in all of my love, honesty, loyalty and respect I have for you, I can't ask for anything more. With you, I've found something within; a confidence; the strength I never knew existed without you. Oh Hun, thank you so much for trusting my feelings for you. And I am so blessed because my choice is you and one and only person I can cope with me to be together as Successful friends and to share dreams with.
Having you to believe in, and having you to believe in me has made it easier, to trust and believe in myself. The day we found each other opened up a whole new world to me. I knew now the real meaning of true love. A love that's willing to cross a thousand miles away without hesitation. Hun, nothing can compare the first time you talked with me. Oh, I promise I will cherish that for the rest of my life. No diamonds, gold or pearls can compare the worth of pleasure and happiness you gave me. Oh Hun, I am not ashamed to let the whole world know I am so in love with you as always. You are indeed, my greatest inspiration and my reason for happiness. You are my everlasting joy, and most of all you are the person, who is everything to me. My love, you complete me as a person; you've given your love and it's my turn to accept. I love you, so, so, so much and I hope we will be together soon. if you really do as i said and be able to understand me,I miss you Hun, please take care and God bless,
Barb

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