Hitlad returns. Have at him.

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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 12:05 pm

I thought hitman Clement Joshua ([email protected]) from this thread had dropped me in January. He's back!

Scary lad wrote:

Hello Missy Epstein i am back for you, i am now ready to strike you to
dead because i told you before some one who is very close to you gave
me all your details to kill you, but i was not in town because i was
wanted by the police because i kill some one. now i am back for you.
BE READY TO FACE ME, DON,T EVEN THINK OF TELLING ANY ONE MY EYES IS ON YOU.

Missy wrote:

AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOoooOoOOOOOooooOoO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 8:09 pm

Thanks. I haven't played with a hitlad in a while Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Nov 2010 Posts: 69

Just emailed him Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 1:29 am

Thanks Bohigal. Been looking for a hitlad to torture... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:57 pm

Finally heard from him at 2pm - gmt+5. There are at least 6 of them. Lured him to Yahell, then voice chat. They left the mic open. Say they're based out of SA.

Told him to hurry up - but he, instead, offered me to give him my bank account # (yeah, right) so he could deposit 50k ..and send 30k on to him.

great %.

more on monday Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:35 am

I hope this one doesn't get shut down like the last one.Didn't have a chance to properly mess with him Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:08 pm

Quote:

I hope this one doesn't get shut down like the last one.

Drag him into YaHell .. at least if he loses one e-addy, you'll have the other to torture him with

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:08 pm

Hrmmm now that I am almost done moving to my new place, it is time to get back it...the poor last hitlad was tattoo'd and humiliated. Wonder what kind of damage we can do to this lost soul Smile

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:06 am

I never had the fun I wanted with this lad the last time around so I've just emailed again him pleading for my life! Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:20 pm

Jim, I figured he twigged after the feds got his bank account. Looks like you can't keep a good hitlad down...

I'll have a go at him, too...

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:31 pm

Hi Hawk
This pond life has sent me his bank account already and I've passed it on to Alan. This boi's not the only one who's a fast operator! Very Happy

I've forwarded a bank transfer receipt to him for his money...I'll then send him a version of that "transfer refused" letter you did for me. That should upset him a bit. If he's a good lad he may even burst a blood vessel!

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:36 pm

jim, that sounds perfect! I figured you might get some good use of that letter. Smile

If you want, I can send you a full legal disclaimer to attach to the bottom of the email to make it seem all the more official. Smile

EDIT: If anyone else want's an official-looking email sent to them from a bank, feel free to let me know. I provide my services to multiple banks. Smile

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:48 pm

Thanks Hawk, but I've already done that using the dislaimer that appears at the bottom of the emails my wife sends me from work occasionally. I just changed the company name...this one's for my Prophet's church funds transfer. I've kept the template and change it to suit the bait I'm on at the time.

Quote:

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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:58 pm

jim, that looks very official. Any lad would be foolish to doubt it's authenticity. Smile

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:10 pm

Indeed Hawk..that's the plan anyway Wink

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:15 pm

Wow, this guy is quick. I already have his first scripted reply asking for $50k. Well, an 80 year-old retiree would not have access to that kind of money in one chunk. I wonder if he would take installment payments...

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:34 pm

^^^The joke's on you, he only wants $20000 from me. Razz

Missy wrote:

What do I get for my $20 thousand (TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS UNITED STATE) for?

Clement wrote:

YOUR LIFE

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:37 pm

^^^^ Sounds like he's a busy hitlad...

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:40 pm

Here's the bank receipt I sent him for the only $5,000 I have in the world.

...but he's said it's not enough

Quote:

Hello Mr Richard Soale, why $5000 dollars, this not going to be enough okay,
so send the $5000 first,
do you no that i am the reason why you are still alive today, the money can be transfer to this bank account okay, i need this money to be transfer to this account immediately and if i find any foul play or any thing went wrong i will measure i kill every member of your family and burnt all your property down, i am very serious about this, because my men told me you are acting very strange, one call u are gone forever. i don, t want this money to be transfer within this country. i want this money to be send to another country as soon as the money reflect in this bank account, i will give you all the details you need to get the person who wants you dead to court, because if i don,t help you like this i am sorry the person may still go and hired some one else, so be inform that i don,t need your money just to leave u but to also help you fight this person.
Go and pay the money to this bank account immediately.

I wonder what he'll ask for next?? Cool

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:37 pm

I did the same thing for $10k. He said that wasn't enough but gladly provided his banking account information. Piggy claimed. Smile

Our man is now on his way to the bank to send that money. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:20 pm

It's seems Our Man is quick. I got this from the lad a short time ago:

the hitlad wrote:

don,t put the money yet, hold on

A short time after that, he sends me instructions to send him $5000 today by WU and the other $5k tomorrow. It's a shame there isn't a WU office anywhere near me...

But that will be after the bank gets things sorted out. After all, our man was already at the bank when the 'hold on' note was sent.

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:54 pm

I reported the account too,so I guess Alan had plenty to work with.My $8,000 isn't enough,but will do for a start.I'm trying to decide whether to tell him the money is already in the account,or tell him about all the trouble I am having putting the money into it

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:44 pm

I'm a waitress and don't make much money. I wonder if he'll take items in kind, like partial skeins of angora goat wool or used diapers.

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:25 pm

He decided my bank receipt was a fake...

Quote:

YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCK WITH ME RITE? HOW COULD YOU SEND A FAKE PAYMENT RECEIPT TO ME. i am coming for you, be ready to die now

I'll do some more pleading I think, maybe offer him my sister... Embarassed

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:52 pm

Wow, jim, you are a desperate man. I will be sending him a receipt, but I think part of it will be unreadable...

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