My missing icons

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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:00 pm

Dear Mods and friends on 419eater.com

As I woefully type this letter with tears in my eyes, yet fury in my heart and soul, I ask if anyone can help me retrieve my missing icons. Sure some I posted for things I earned. But there are a few, one especially goat related, that mean more to me than money, sex and beer. I do want to be selfish and put icons there myself as I would be viewed as a scoundral, heathen scum or a lad.

If you can't help I will complain to higher authorities and drink myself into a blunderous stupor, putting the blame on everyone else.

PS: I am no crybaby and do not need to fill out a form!!

Love as always,
Bart Fargo

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:38 pm

Ahhh they were probably raffled off to get more booe for the mods room - at least that's what I assume happened to mine (I had a few collectibles/limited editions including a :shield:, a

and a :audi:, all kosher). I was upset, but thought frankly keeping the squirrel pissed was more important, or you get a custom tag like mine
<--- over there

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:24 am

Cavalry Greetings

My Dear, Are you wanting Icons? We can offer you risky free Icons endorsed by the Royal Court of the FBI and Prime Minister Winston Churchill of Luxembourg.

Please send $250.00 via Western Union immediately.

Name: Mods Lounge
Question: Single or Double Rum?
Answer: No, Trebles!!!

Address: SS Gin Palace, currently moored off St Lucia.

God bless You. Send now.

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:25 am

Did you try feeling down the back of the couch?

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:48 am

I vote you give him one of every icon...two of every other icon.

(yuppers, that'll be two more empty beer cans please)

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:44 am

Mods, give the crybaby one of my pretty pink ponies to ease his li'ul boi tears. Smile

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:49 am

Mods...please feel sorry for the poor friend here, he suffered much. Or better yet, make him safari a lad or ladess to Mauritania first, to prove his salt.... But no matter Gods of Eater and admins be thy name... if there was ever a goat licker more worthy me, feel free to take away my crown and give it to Bart and he is a serious boi who tries hard. xoxoxoxo. Sleepy.

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PS: I am no crybaby and do not need to fill out a form!!

Then, what's with all the tears on the floor?

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:15 pm

Put them back in yourself.
Then send a list to a mod for those that you don't have the code for and they'll put the rest in.

You could PM me and I'd help you but I'm too important to do it.

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:09 pm

^Sounds like its coming from a jumped up icon, too important to do it, or to put it another way, there's a brain that needs to swell to fill the vacant space. Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:46 pm

Bart, I could donate a goat to you (not in gold or pink though) if you coud donate me Premium Membership. Sounds fair, doesn't it? You should act quickly as my current membership is just about to end. Smile

PS: Also feel free to copy the ever-precious SAY NO TO SCURVY.

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:54 am

I have exactly what you and everybody else on the forum needs -- an icon backup service.

Just send me a screen shot of your icons and I will store them in a secure facility under a personal account number. Deposit and withdraw your icons like you would money from a bank account. Fees will vary by the number of icons. No need to worry about loss due to theft, natural disaster, hardware crash, or mod negligence.

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:14 am

Mod negligence!! love that term

Seems to be a problem started by SOOI!! Mad

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:39 am

^ There are official Eater forms to fill in regards 'lost icons' and proper procedures must be adhered to before you get them back.

Everybody knows that. Rolling Eyes

My advice. Get yourself a good barrister. Wink

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:03 am

I've got your back pal and have already put out those.

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:30 pm

^^^ Love that milk carton, Mortal.

Bart, I have several good Barrishysters standing by to assist you.

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:47 pm

I haven't wanted to say anything but I bought a few of my icons from a mod for half the price of normal icons. Now I fear I may have purchased stollen icons. If you can give me a detailed description including any distinguishing markings or tattoos I will double check my black market icons and maybe we can work out a deal.

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:11 am

I'm trying to remember all the icons missing, I might just have to pretend on a few of them. The quotes have me the most upset, I had a few great ones. Gone forever like tears in rain.

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:01 pm

bravo, I have heard the penalties around here for possession of stolen icon's is very steep. Be careful, my friend.

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:20 pm

Here have this icon. Out of all of them - the most valuable one.