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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
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Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Fri May 11, 2012 9:26 pm |
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Got a new one today that cracked me right up:
Header info (I guess the FBI move to China?):
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Reply-To: <[email protected]>
From: "FBI OFFICE"<[email protected]>
Subject: FBI OFFICE GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU DONT WANT US TO ARREST YOU AND JAIL YOU
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And the oh-so-scary message:
FBI OFFICE GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU DONT WANT US TO ARREST YOU AND JAIL YOU
FBI OFFICE [email protected] via mx.aol.com
to undisclosed recipients
Attn: This is to inform you that we the fbi have a warrant to arrest you if we dont hear from you immediately,this is the final warning you are going to receive from the fbi office do you get me? I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you. We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails we have been instructed to get you arrested immediately, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we will close your bank account and jail you and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi.Robert Mueller, III FB I Director
The return address is [email protected].
This guy might be fun...share the love. |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Fri May 11, 2012 9:32 pm |
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Thank you. Chief Satan will write to him in person.
FBI lads, my god, dumber than the stuff under my cooker. |
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"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Posted:
Fri May 11, 2012 9:36 pm |
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OMG! You better flee!
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To: undisclosed-recipients |
Is he using the collective "You"? I guess mass arrests will ensue.
Robert Mueller III really needs to take some English grammar and spelling lessons. |
_________________ "FUCK U....MBESILE. FUCK OFF AND STOP SENDING ME EMAIL,IDIOT.
YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED."- Rev.1an H0rgan
You are very stupid PIG.-Mr. Samuel Koff0ur
YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN
SEE YOU ASS IN HELL fucking tax payer ..
REJOICE IN HELL - Jack L1n (Mr.)
Enough fooling around with yourself. Your parents and family are Fucking scammer!
You are a white baboon,that doesn't even take
shower.
-Miss Gbagbo, Christian.
I NEVER SEE ANIMAL LIKE YOU. Your papa be castrated so he no make more like you!
- Robert Miller, philanthropist
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Posted:
Fri May 11, 2012 9:40 pm |
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Ah, it gets better...AND they go right for the $$$. I definitely think this one is going to be fun.
(The funny part is that the Muellers are old family friends...I guess he "forgot"?)
FBI OFFICE GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU DONT WANT US TO ARREST YOU AND JAIL YOU
FBI OFFICE
Federal Bureau of InvestigationFederal Bureau of InvestigationFederal Bureau of Investigation
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON,D.C. 20535-0001
Date: 5/11/2012
SIGNING AND STAMPING OF DOCUMENT AT THE SUM OF $98.00
Urgent Attention: Lou Sindor
Attention, this is the final warning you are going to receive from me do you get me?
I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you?.
We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested, and today if you
fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we would first send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account
until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi. We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that
they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization.
Your id which we have in our database been sent to all the crimes agencies in America for them to inset you in their website as an internet fraudsters and to warn
people from having any deals with you. This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the certificate signed, endorsed and stamped as you where
instructed in the e-mail below.this is the federal bureau of investigation (fbi) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to
inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given from the 3rd of January. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere to this directives to avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your
properties confiscated.
You failed to comply with our directives and that was the reason why we didn't hear from you on the 3rd as our director has already been notified about you get the
process completed yesterday and right now the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48hours as strictly signed by the
fbi director. We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now if
you id is placed on our website as a wanted person, i believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in
all the local channels that you are wanted by the fbi. As a good Christian and a honest man, I decided to see how i could be of help to you because i would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, i called the efcc and they directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse, sign and stamp the document at the sum of $98.00 usd only and i believe this process is cheaper for you.
You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been
signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded
your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued at the
sum of $10.500,000.00 usd.
I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you till 5/11/2012 so that you could get this process done because i learnt that you were sent several e-mail
without getting a response from you, please bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law
and its consequences once it has befall on you. You would make the payment through western union money transfer with the below details.
NAME: VINCE DURU
ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION:FOR
ANSWER: YOU
AMOUNT: $98
Senders name======
Send the payment details to me which are senders name and address, mtcn number, text question and answer used and the amount sent. Make sure that you didn't hesitate
making the payment down to the agency by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any further delay. After all
this process has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00
usd which was suppose to have been transferred to you all this while.
Note/ all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to
make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism,
money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched.
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
FAITHFULLY YOUR'S
Robert S.Mueller 111
FBI Director
CC: Canadian Police Association
CC: PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
CC: GENERAL INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT (GID)
CC: Asia Pacific Group on Money Laundering (APG)
CC: Egmont Group
CC: FEDERAL BURUEA OF INVESTIGATION (FBI USA)
CC: European Bank for Reconstruction and Development (EBRD)
CC: Financial Action Task Force (FATF)
CC: International Monetary Fund (IMF) |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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Risque Free
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 May 2012
Posts: 101
Location: At the beach
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Posted:
Fri May 11, 2012 10:11 pm |
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I'm confused: the FBI has someone in Nigeria who is going to transfer $10M into your bank account? How many scams is he combining? Does he want to marry you after selling you gold? |
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Posted:
Fri May 11, 2012 10:26 pm |
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No, no, no...the FBI has RELOCATED to China and has someone in Nigeria who I need to pay so that I can get the big bucks from...uh...hmmmm. It appears there may be a gap or two.
Stay tuned... |
_________________ - 229
X 6
X 5
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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rattlesnake
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Mar 2012
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Posted:
Sat May 12, 2012 1:21 am |
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I love how the wrath of the FBI is going to be unleashed on you over a whopping $98. |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Posted:
Sat May 12, 2012 8:11 am |
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These lads can be a whole heap of fun to bait if you can get them off their scripts. My favourite trick is to feign ignorance over the huge sum of money but to "confess" to a whole range of other imaginary offences and see if you can come to some sort of "arrangement" with the FBI.
One time I did this I got a federal licence to smoke dope and make barnyard porn movies!
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AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
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Sat May 12, 2012 9:38 am |
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^^ That's only right & proper. You would probably need to smaoke a LOT of weed if your making animal p0rn. |
_________________ PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know )
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
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Hello Kitty
419Eater is my life
Joined: 27 Apr 2012
Posts: 259
Location: In a Cabbage
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Sat May 12, 2012 1:20 pm |
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They are chasing me also. |
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THE FBI WILL VISIT YOU FOR INTERROGATIONS,BE WARNED FOR THE LAST TIME.
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Duffy Duck
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Sep 2011
Posts: 413
Location: Rhymes with Duff!
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Sun May 13, 2012 11:55 am |
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I see they have CC'ed the email to a President "Barack" Obama, is he going to be arrested too? Serves him right for not responding to all those warning emails!!! |
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"you are an idiot and a moron, who are you. why are you lying. saying you came to my office and could not locate me. you must be a bastard and your mother must have been a prostitute" Advocate Mark Johnson
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blue-leader
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 02 Mar 2012
Posts: 96
Location: Western Uthopia
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Posted:
Mon May 14, 2012 8:34 pm |
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I will be nominated to, to get on this FBI list
Let's call it a mass Bait and join in together
Let's see what trophy's we can get from this lad
Ill hope he get's really angry when lot's of us scam this one |
_________________ If there is smoke you should blow to holdon the fire
My doctor says I'm schizophrenic, We think not (Me, Myself and I)
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon May 14, 2012 9:01 pm |
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Note that the license is NOT for smoking- - it is for "SMOOKING" which, I understand, goes hand-in-hand with animal porn.
Bruin |
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I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
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Capt. Tripps
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 May 2011
Posts: 237
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Wed May 16, 2012 11:58 am |
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I've contacted this lowlife from a brand new account. I aim to play the elderly, confused pensioner who has no idea why the FBI have contacted him, and why they are coming to arrest him if he doesn't pay up. |
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next victim
Baiting Guru
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Wed May 16, 2012 1:28 pm |
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If you people are wise, you will pay up. There are horror stories in abundance of things that happen to prisoners of the FBI. They often get lost in the system and noone ever finds you. You will be lost in FEMA camps, locations unknown and then there are those mobile interrogation units. You folks are playing with fire! |
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Posted:
Wed May 16, 2012 6:30 pm |
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I think our boy Bob is getting a little testy now...I keep acting stupid.
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON,D.C. 20535-0001
Date: 5/15/2012
SIGNING AND STAMPING OF DOCUMENT AT THE SUM OF $98.00
Urgent Attention: Lou Sindor
YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU SEND THE $98 TODAY TO DURU VINCE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD IF YOU DONT WANT US TO ARREST YOU AND JAIL YOU THIS IS NOT A CHILD PLAY.
NOTE THAT WE THE FBI OFFICE HAVE THE (WARRANT TO ARREST YOU BY (AGENT DINA SERLLY) IF YOU DONT SEND THE MONEY TODAY.
SEND THE $98 WITH THE BELOW INFORMATION BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.
FIND INFORMATIONS BELOW ONCE AGAIN:
NAME: DURU VINCE
ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION:FOR
ANSWER: YOU
AMOUNT: $98
Senders name======
WARNING: FAILURE TO SEND THE ABOVE REQUIRED $98 TO DURU VINCE WITH THE ABOVE INFORMATION FOR THE DOCUMENT TODAY, LEGAL ACTION WILL BE TAKEN IMMEDIATELY BY ARRESTING AND DETAINING YOU.YOU SHALL BE TRIED AND IF FOUND GUILTY, YOU WILL BE JAILED.. AS TERRORISM, DRUG TRAFFICKING AND MONEY LAUNDERING AS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM IN OUR COMMUNITY TODAY.
WE THE F.B.I WILL NOT STOP AT ANY LENGTH IN TRACKING DOWN AND PROSECUTING ANY CRIMINAL WHO INDULGE IN THIS CRIMINAL ACT.
FORWARD ME THE PAYMENT INFORMATION ONCE YOU SEND THE MONEY TODAY.
FAITHFULLY YOUR'S
Robert S.Mueller 111
FBI Director
CC: Canadian Police Association
CC: PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
CC: GENERAL INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT (GID)
CC: Asia Pacific Group on Money Laundering (APG)
CC: Egmont Group
CC: FEDERAL BURUEA OF INVESTIGATION (FBI USA)
CC: European Bank for Reconstruction and Development (EBRD)
CC: Financial Action Task Force (FATF)
CC: International Monetary Fund (IMF)
CC: International Organization of Securities Commissions (IOSCO)
CC: International Banking Security Association (IBSA)
CC: International Air Transport Association (IATA)
CC: Institut de Formation Interbancaire (INSIG)
CC: World Customs Organization (WCO)
CC: Inter-American Development Bank (IADB)
CC: Offshore Group of Banking Supervisors (OGBS)
CC: WORLD CENTRAL BANK (SW)
CC: NIGERIA POLICE FORCE (NPF)
CC: NORTH YORKSHIRE POLICE (UK)
CC: ECONOMIC FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC) |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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Qwackerjax
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Mar 2012
Posts: 45
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Posted:
Wed May 16, 2012 9:14 pm |
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^^^Jeez Lou, this looks serious, maybe you should comply |
_________________ It's hard to be a duck
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Posted:
Wed May 16, 2012 9:31 pm |
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And then, it happened.
That moment that made this all so MUCH more fun. First the message:
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON,D.C. 20535-0001
Date: 5/16/2012
SIGNING AND STAMPING OF DOCUMENT AT THE SUM OF $98.00
Urgent Attention: Lou Sindor
THE NEEDED DOCUMENT WILL BE ISSUE FROM NIGERIA THAT IS WHY YOU ARE SENDING THE MONEY TO NIGERIA.
NOTE THAT WE THE FBI OFFICE HAVE THE (WARRANT TO ARREST YOU BY (AGENT DINA SERLLY) IF YOU DONT SEND THE MONEY TODAY.
SEND THE $98 WITH THE BELOW INFORMATION BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.
FIND INFORMATIONS BELOW ONCE AGAIN:
NAME: DURU VINCE
ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION:FOR
ANSWER: YOU
AMOUNT: $98
Senders name======
WARNING: FAILURE TO SEND THE ABOVE REQUIRED $98 TO DURU VINCE WITH THE ABOVE INFORMATION FOR THE DOCUMENT TODAY, LEGAL ACTION WILL BE TAKEN IMMEDIATELY BY ARRESTING AND DETAINING YOU.YOU SHALL BE TRIED AND IF FOUND GUILTY, YOU WILL BE JAILED.. AS TERRORISM, DRUG TRAFFICKING AND MONEY LAUNDERING AS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM IN OUR COMMUNITY TODAY.
WE THE F.B.I WILL NOT STOP AT ANY LENGTH IN TRACKING DOWN AND PROSECUTING ANY CRIMINAL WHO INDULGE IN THIS CRIMINAL ACT.
FORWARD ME THE PAYMENT INFORMATION ONCE YOU SEND THE MONEY TODAY.
FAITHFULLY YOUR'S
Robert S.Mueller 111
FBI Director
CC: Canadian Police Association
CC: PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
CC: GENERAL INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT (GID)
CC: Asia Pacific Group on Money Laundering (APG)
CC: Egmont Group
CC: FEDERAL BURUEA OF INVESTIGATION (FBI USA)
CC: European Bank for Reconstruction and Development (EBRD)
CC: Financial Action Task Force (FATF)
CC: International Monetary Fund (IMF)
CC: International Organization of Securities Commissions (IOSCO)
CC: International Banking Security Association (IBSA)
CC: International Air Transport Association (IATA)
CC: Institut de Formation Interbancaire (INSIG)
CC: World Customs Organization (WCO)
CC: Inter-American Development Bank (IADB)
CC: Offshore Group of Banking Supervisors (OGBS)
CC: WORLD CENTRAL BANK (SW)
CC: NIGERIA POLICE FORCE (NPF)
CC: NORTH YORKSHIRE POLICE (UK)
CC: ECONOMIC FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC)
Then, the Agent's ID to PROVE she was on my tail:
I wish I could tell my poor lad how funny that is... |
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- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
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Dorothy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 3114
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu May 17, 2012 12:38 am |
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That is hilarious!
But, it is also a perfect illustration of how something that is totally obvious to people in one country may be completely meaningless to someone in another... |
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rattlesnake
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Mar 2012
Posts: 949
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Thu May 17, 2012 6:14 am |
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I love how lads seem to be under the impression that we're deathly afraid of the FBI. |
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'WE ARE STILL WAITING'
'i hate the fact that i come online everyday to send you emails and all i get is disappointment every time' - Silk
'keep your money ok. we dont need it. have a bless day' - Barrister Douglas Brown
'YOU ARE A BASTARD AND A FOOL' - Dr. Ugo Peters
'I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THE MAN IN THE WESTERN UNION IS A CRIMINAL AND A LOW LIFE CHEAT' - Dr. Ugo Peters
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu May 17, 2012 8:01 am |
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Could be worse, you could have Fox Mulder on your tail, or, given that he copied in:
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CC: NORTH YORKSHIRE POLICE (UK) |
Nick Berry's character from "Heartbeat" |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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Jimlad
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 Aug 2011
Posts: 345
Location: East Acton Labour Exchange
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Mon May 21, 2012 11:05 am |
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I liked the look of this one so I thought I'd join in the fun!
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Dear Mr Mueller
Thank you for your letter to me. I am afraid I have no knowlege of any of the previous letters you say you have sent to me. As a 93 year old man I am unaware of having broken any laws in Nigeria so I am concerned that you want to arrest me on charges of being an internet fraudster. Please tell me what I need to do to remove this blot from my character. The only crimes I have committed in my long life are a few speeding and parking fines, a case of indecent exposure in 1956 and a small misunderstanding about some ladies' underwear in 1971.
Please get back to me at your earliest convenience so that we may clear this matter up. I am willing to do anything to clear my name and avoid arrest.
Kindest Regards,
Roger Jimlad
Retired Curate of St Barnabus Without
Polperrow
Cornwall
England
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That last sentence should encourage the lad that he's got a right mug on his hands. The game's afoot!! |
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BattleHawk77
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 609
Location: 7.2° N, 5.9° E, FL410, Heading 230, aboard Striker 419
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Tue May 22, 2012 4:22 am |
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Oh, my. You have the infamous Dina Serlly (aka The Truth) on your trail? Best to throw in the towel now and give yourself up. The last person she was on to just disappeared, almost like he was abducted.
You should be shaking in your boots, my friend. After all, The Truth is out there... |
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"THank you so much for this update and I am very mush happy to know that the bank has conted you. Please do send them all the required informations today along with the fees as mentioned. This is to make sure that you make ahead of time."
"I only signed for your trnasfer approval due to that i want you to proof to you we dont run a scam here and we wont tolerate that words from you anymore."
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Javert
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Oct 2010
Posts: 320
Location: Somewhere in the World
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Tue May 22, 2012 9:46 am |
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Hope no one minds if I join in on the fun! |
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JustineBaitman
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Jul 2008
Posts: 28
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Tue May 22, 2012 12:26 pm |
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hahahahah as if a scammer would ever go to the police
That'll be the day!
OP give me your prison addy so I can sent you some smokes and toothpaste for trade! |
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