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Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 7:37 pm

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Please do let me know immediately you receive the Cashier's Cheque so that we can share the joy after all the sufferies at that time.

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How are you applicable to your family and friends?

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Greetings from the caves of war. My name is Sgt Marriot Brown

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We were married for eleven without children although they were born-again Christians. .....I took this decision because I have children who will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and have been ill-treated me with the only reason to remove our property including funds me because of my faith and trust in God since his death, therefore, not I want my husband hard earned money to be used for this unbelievers.

Which is it? You have no children; you have children,

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:46 am

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We will inform you twice a week on average about new software for private and business purpases. Our following Website contains a bride offer of computer programs for job and entertainment. It will be enlarged twice a week minimum.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 9:10 am

If I had a bride offer I think that I would be enlarged twice a week minimum Embarassed

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 1:11 pm

^^^ Glad to see I am not the only one who thought of that when I read it. Wink

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:22 pm

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Terms and conditions of repayment within 5 and 6 year for the cumulative interest for 5 years on the amount of 100,000euros is 3,100euros and for 6 years 3,300euros,...You can pay 50 euros each month..............

surely a bargain: a loan of 100,000 euros over 5 or 6 years and all I have to pay back is 50euros a month Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My new DD that I still need to share in the Doom bait just found out i want nothing to do with her rev. or her money.

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Am so happy have you in my life and will really have good relationship with you my dear only if you will not disappoint me on the way,I will like to relocate to your country and be with you there and start my educations again my son,

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 3:35 pm

I know geography isn't a lad strongpoint, but really????

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St Johns Lane Bed minster Bristol, India
BS3 5AY Newdehil India

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 5:27 am

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I was surprised to notice an empty file that was left in the shelve, the contents of the file has been damaged by the immediate past head but on close cheeking of the file, i discovered an email and a Name that represents you,that is why i am contacting you now.

Once you get over the immediate past head damage, you often find email in empty files on shelves, with a Name that represent someone. You just have to cheek the file closely. Sounds plausible, I want in. But there are conditions:

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You will write a memorandum of understanding to me or simply a promising note to cover me up that we had a deal of this nature in case you fail me by not adhering to our agreement.

While I doubt I would not adhere to the agreement we haven't made yet... one promising note to cover you up, coming soon!

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 5:54 am

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it was resolved that the delivery of your consignment to your address must be complete within five (3) working days upon your compliance to our directives

As it turned out, this bait lasted five (5) days, but I have a different interpretation of the word "five". In hindsight, I should have spelled out the fake MTCN that I gave him.

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 11:34 pm

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REALLY RIGHT NOW I NEED GIRL FRIEND IF YOU CAN HELP ME

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Well dear i have nothing much to say ontill i see how serious you are with me

This came to a different character of mine. This guy(?) wanted to have sex with my guy before. he has a new game now.

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Hi I want to know how much you will charge to have sex with my wife? you are so Desiel, I willl send you pic's of her,.... the only thing is i want a video ok

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 11:48 pm

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I wonder if u're to be king, won't lazarus eat from ur plate?

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 12:00 pm

Not my pet, but a PayPal scammer who found an ad for hair:

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I am an oceanographer and am currently on the sea at the moment, i am buying the hair as a gift for my wife,i want to make it a surprise gift for her,she won't know anything about the hair until they get delivered to her.So i want you to reassure me that the hair is in good condition as you have described. I can only pay through PayPal.

Posted on SW in the car scam thread.

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:45 pm

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Fool fear well to ur earler grave

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ow i know the kind of person you are, your just Mongorian!!

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:24 pm

Can't be not-shared
Just hit my catcher about an hour ago

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Hello!!!!!!!!,
I saw your profile at wed Search Results and i really love to know you if you wish, am looking a long term relationship if it should go in that direction, like most times i do ask my self this :- Obviously you are going to chose a partner that you are physically attracted to. Apart from that aspect, there are a few important areas you should look at. Do they speak very slowly compared to you? Do they understand you when you speak? Can you really talk to them about absolutely anything?. When you're ready to make that full commitment, you're sometimes left with questions and a nagging sense of self-doubt. Is this the one? Am I making the right choice? Does my potential partner feel the same way? In this guide i hope u attempt to answer these questions and more. The best way to make sure a relationship succeeds is to make sure it's the right one from the start!. Hope am not too hard? well i hope to hear from you again bye for now. I here by paste one of my pix, Am 28 years old and also from the States (USA), female that is all i have to give now till u reply i will give more. You can send me email so we get to know each other.

She attached no 'pix' whatever that is.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^I think I am in love with your pet. My newest is too stupid to send a mail

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Are you able to type more than a sentence? This looks like that chat trash.

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yes I do....

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The price of tea in China has risen today due to the typhoons in outer Mongolia!

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What do u mean?

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:29 pm

^^^ Oh yes, so am I.
Let's see if her love is true after all.

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:25 am

Now here's a shipment I don't want to get!

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dad you can call him immediately without any delay for him to proceed immediately with the transfer of the funds total $15million USD and the gold and demon immediately to you without any further delay okay

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My Tea in China lad is back at it. I sent my boring intro mail and start getting

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Then I will say u r welcome as I also want some one to share the rest of my life with.......

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why I have not heard from u...............How r u doing?

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I have no clue how to reply to someone that seems stuck in chat. You wrote me one sentence.

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OH ok dear I really need a man in my lyf as u also need a woman in ur lyf with so that is very great n I hope we can start dating each other from no w.....................I will be great if u will tell me more about u...............n ur porfession ok.................

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:40 am

Here's a lad who pretends to rent your apartment so he can send you a fake check. He sends way too much biographical info, including this:

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Zodiac Sign: Pisses

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I am still trying to wrap my empty noodle around this but my 31 year old virgin, in chat yesterday, tells me out of the blue that she hates sex. He sends me very cute pix of someone but I am going to ride that ass and find out why he said this.

If I knew how to get to archive chats in Gmail I'd have the quote

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:56 am

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... as a friend she transferred some funds, frothy Million United States Dollars ($40M) to a fixed deposit account in Hang Seng Bank China under an alias which only the two of us knew about as the confidentiality of the matter was necessary for my protection.

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So there should be no room for greed because frothy Million United States Dollars can quench even the most insatiable desire for the almighty dollar.

I'm half-wondering if it's deliberate...

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

A little clip from one of my new pets

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so till i see your commitment and seriousness in me i will be asking for for certain things later just to see how serious you are but that will be later next week

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:25 pm

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My late Husband died after a Cadiac Arteries Operation. Recently am sick And My Doctor told me that I will not last for the next six months due to my cancer problem (cancer of the lever and stroke).

^^ This should be a quick bait then! Wink

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and I live in the state of Jeopardy

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What is your nearest airpot?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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i don't think i' m falling in love with you but i have already in love

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