I just pooped myself

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 23 Jun 2011 Posts: 23

Sitting in my front room talking to a nigerian lad on the phone for about 15 minutes, was doing my best to piss him off and he got really angry at the end saying he was going to kill me etc. A few minutes after putting the phone down a 6 foot black man knocks on my window from nowhere!

Turns out hes from the RSPCA and a lovely guy but man I had a heart attack there!

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

ForHello wrote:

6 foot black man knocks on my window from nowhere!

I'm white, and 6', and I would guarantee that I would scare you if I knocked at your window. The connotation is disturbing to me.

Thanks for using standard measurements, and not that Metric shit.

Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 4:05 pm

^ Don't start with that again PF, we barely avoided a schism the last time.

@ForHello - you briefly thought your lad had come for revenge - and you still answered the door?? Shocked

Funny, but a timely reminder - bait safe folks. Cool

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

^ The Metric System is part of the New World Order, and I reject it.

Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 4:30 pm

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...the New World Order...

I am interested, please tell me more?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 23 Jun 2011 Posts: 23

Pastor Frank wrote:

ForHello wrote:

6 foot black man knocks on my window from nowhere!

I'm white, and 6', and I would guarantee that I would scare you if I knocked at your window. The connotation is disturbing to me.

Thanks for using standard measurements, and not that Metric shit.

Dont be disturbed, I realise not all scammers are black and like I said I answered the door and had a long chat with the guy. The moment of fear was more based around a guy with an african accent who's ip checks to nigeria telling me hes going to kill me and then seeing a guy at the window!

Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 5:09 pm

SAE to Metric..double it and add 30, reverse for the other way. Be sure to ask your lads for SAE measurements only if your character is in the U.S. For all those gold, oil, etc. shipments...

Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 5:17 pm

My Dad tells a story of a Guy who visited him one day at the factory and told him that the entire USA would be converted to the Metric system within 5 years. A couple years later he called my Dad and asked if we had converted yet. My Dad told him no. I've been working in my present job after leaving that one for almost 20 years now and we're still using the good old USA inch. TYVM.

As far as the New World order? Some say we're closer all the time. You can Google info about it if it interests you but for the sake of keeping Polly-Ticks out of the forum I'll pass on sharing my views.

(That'll be two more empty Beer cans please)