That tears it...I guess I'm off to jail...

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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 9:26 pm

Got a new one today that cracked me right up:

Header info (I guess the FBI move to China?):
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From: "FBI OFFICE"<[email protected]>
Subject: FBI OFFICE GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU DONT WANT US TO ARREST YOU AND JAIL YOU
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And the oh-so-scary message:

FBI OFFICE GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU DONT WANT US TO ARREST YOU AND JAIL YOU

FBI OFFICE [email protected] via mx.aol.com

to undisclosed recipients

Attn: This is to inform you that we the fbi have a warrant to arrest you if we dont hear from you immediately,this is the final warning you are going to receive from the fbi office do you get me? I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you. We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails we have been instructed to get you arrested immediately, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we will close your bank account and jail you and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi.Robert Mueller, III FB I Director

The return address is [email protected].

This guy might be fun...share the love.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 9:32 pm

Thank you. Chief Satan will write to him in person. Twisted Evil

FBI lads, my god, dumber than the stuff under my cooker.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

OMG! You better flee!

Quote:

To: undisclosed-recipients

Is he using the collective "You"? I guess mass arrests will ensue.

Robert Mueller III really needs to take some English grammar and spelling lessons.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 9:40 pm

Ah, it gets better...AND they go right for the $$$. I definitely think this one is going to be fun.

(The funny part is that the Muellers are old family friends...I guess he "forgot"?)

FBI OFFICE GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU DONT WANT US TO ARREST YOU AND JAIL YOU

FBI OFFICE

Federal Bureau of InvestigationFederal Bureau of InvestigationFederal Bureau of Investigation
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON,D.C. 20535-0001

Date: 5/11/2012

SIGNING AND STAMPING OF DOCUMENT AT THE SUM OF $98.00

Urgent Attention: Lou Sindor

Attention, this is the final warning you are going to receive from me do you get me?

I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you?.

We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested, and today if you
fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we would first send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account
until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi. We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that
they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization.

Your id which we have in our database been sent to all the crimes agencies in America for them to inset you in their website as an internet fraudsters and to warn
people from having any deals with you. This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the certificate signed, endorsed and stamped as you where
instructed in the e-mail below.this is the federal bureau of investigation (fbi) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to
inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given from the 3rd of January. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere to this directives to avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your
properties confiscated.

You failed to comply with our directives and that was the reason why we didn't hear from you on the 3rd as our director has already been notified about you get the
process completed yesterday and right now the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48hours as strictly signed by the
fbi director. We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now if

you id is placed on our website as a wanted person, i believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in
all the local channels that you are wanted by the fbi. As a good Christian and a honest man, I decided to see how i could be of help to you because i would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, i called the efcc and they directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse, sign and stamp the document at the sum of $98.00 usd only and i believe this process is cheaper for you.

You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been
signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded
your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued at the
sum of $10.500,000.00 usd.

I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you till 5/11/2012 so that you could get this process done because i learnt that you were sent several e-mail
without getting a response from you, please bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law
and its consequences once it has befall on you. You would make the payment through western union money transfer with the below details.

NAME: VINCE DURU
ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION:FOR
ANSWER: YOU
AMOUNT: $98
Senders name======

Send the payment details to me which are senders name and address, mtcn number, text question and answer used and the amount sent. Make sure that you didn't hesitate
making the payment down to the agency by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any further delay. After all
this process has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00
usd which was suppose to have been transferred to you all this while.

Note/ all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to
make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism,
money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched.

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

FAITHFULLY YOUR'S

Robert S.Mueller 111
FBI Director
CC: Canadian Police Association
CC: PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
CC: GENERAL INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT (GID)
CC: Asia Pacific Group on Money Laundering (APG)
CC: Egmont Group
CC: FEDERAL BURUEA OF INVESTIGATION (FBI USA)
CC: European Bank for Reconstruction and Development (EBRD)
CC: Financial Action Task Force (FATF)
CC: International Monetary Fund (IMF)

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 10:11 pm

I'm confused: the FBI has someone in Nigeria who is going to transfer $10M into your bank account? How many scams is he combining? Does he want to marry you after selling you gold?

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 10:26 pm

No, no, no...the FBI has RELOCATED to China and has someone in Nigeria who I need to pay so that I can get the big bucks from...uh...hmmmm. It appears there may be a gap or two.

Stay tuned...

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 949

I love how the wrath of the FBI is going to be unleashed on you over a whopping $98.

Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 8:11 am

These lads can be a whole heap of fun to bait if you can get them off their scripts. My favourite trick is to feign ignorance over the huge sum of money but to "confess" to a whole range of other imaginary offences and see if you can come to some sort of "arrangement" with the FBI.

One time I did this I got a federal licence to smoke dope and make barnyard porn movies!

Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 9:38 am

^^ That's only right & proper. You would probably need to smaoke a LOT of weed if your making animal p0rn.

Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 1:20 pm

They are chasing me also.

Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 11:55 am

I see they have CC'ed the email to a President "Barack" Obama, is he going to be arrested too? Serves him right for not responding to all those warning emails!!! Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 8:34 pm

I will be nominated to, to get on this FBI list

Let's call it a mass Bait and join in together

Let's see what trophy's we can get from this lad

Ill hope he get's really angry when lot's of us scam this one

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 9:01 pm

Note that the license is NOT for smoking- - it is for "SMOOKING" which, I understand, goes hand-in-hand with animal porn.

Bruin

Master Baiter Joined: 03 May 2011 Posts: 237

I've contacted this lowlife from a brand new account. I aim to play the elderly, confused pensioner who has no idea why the FBI have contacted him, and why they are coming to arrest him if he doesn't pay up.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

If you people are wise, you will pay up. There are horror stories in abundance of things that happen to prisoners of the FBI. They often get lost in the system and noone ever finds you. You will be lost in FEMA camps, locations unknown and then there are those mobile interrogation units. You folks are playing with fire!

Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 6:30 pm

I think our boy Bob is getting a little testy now...I keep acting stupid.

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON,D.C. 20535-0001

Date: 5/15/2012

SIGNING AND STAMPING OF DOCUMENT AT THE SUM OF $98.00

Urgent Attention: Lou Sindor

YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU SEND THE $98 TODAY TO DURU VINCE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD IF YOU DONT WANT US TO ARREST YOU AND JAIL YOU THIS IS NOT A CHILD PLAY.

NOTE THAT WE THE FBI OFFICE HAVE THE (WARRANT TO ARREST YOU BY (AGENT DINA SERLLY) IF YOU DONT SEND THE MONEY TODAY.

SEND THE $98 WITH THE BELOW INFORMATION BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.

FIND INFORMATIONS BELOW ONCE AGAIN:

NAME: DURU VINCE
ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION:FOR
ANSWER: YOU
AMOUNT: $98
Senders name======

WARNING: FAILURE TO SEND THE ABOVE REQUIRED $98 TO DURU VINCE WITH THE ABOVE INFORMATION FOR THE DOCUMENT TODAY, LEGAL ACTION WILL BE TAKEN IMMEDIATELY BY ARRESTING AND DETAINING YOU.YOU SHALL BE TRIED AND IF FOUND GUILTY, YOU WILL BE JAILED.. AS TERRORISM, DRUG TRAFFICKING AND MONEY LAUNDERING AS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM IN OUR COMMUNITY TODAY.

WE THE F.B.I WILL NOT STOP AT ANY LENGTH IN TRACKING DOWN AND PROSECUTING ANY CRIMINAL WHO INDULGE IN THIS CRIMINAL ACT.

FORWARD ME THE PAYMENT INFORMATION ONCE YOU SEND THE MONEY TODAY.

FAITHFULLY YOUR'S

Robert S.Mueller 111
FBI Director
CC: Canadian Police Association
CC: PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
CC: GENERAL INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT (GID)
CC: Asia Pacific Group on Money Laundering (APG)
CC: Egmont Group
CC: FEDERAL BURUEA OF INVESTIGATION (FBI USA)
CC: European Bank for Reconstruction and Development (EBRD)
CC: Financial Action Task Force (FATF)
CC: International Monetary Fund (IMF)
CC: International Organization of Securities Commissions (IOSCO)
CC: International Banking Security Association (IBSA)
CC: International Air Transport Association (IATA)
CC: Institut de Formation Interbancaire (INSIG)
CC: World Customs Organization (WCO)
CC: Inter-American Development Bank (IADB)
CC: Offshore Group of Banking Supervisors (OGBS)
CC: WORLD CENTRAL BANK (SW)
CC: NIGERIA POLICE FORCE (NPF)
CC: NORTH YORKSHIRE POLICE (UK)
CC: ECONOMIC FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC)

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Mar 2012 Posts: 45

^^^Jeez Lou, this looks serious, maybe you should comply Shocked

Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 9:31 pm

And then, it happened.

That moment that made this all so MUCH more fun. First the message:

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON,D.C. 20535-0001

Date: 5/16/2012

SIGNING AND STAMPING OF DOCUMENT AT THE SUM OF $98.00

Urgent Attention: Lou Sindor

THE NEEDED DOCUMENT WILL BE ISSUE FROM NIGERIA THAT IS WHY YOU ARE SENDING THE MONEY TO NIGERIA.

NOTE THAT WE THE FBI OFFICE HAVE THE (WARRANT TO ARREST YOU BY (AGENT DINA SERLLY) IF YOU DONT SEND THE MONEY TODAY.

SEND THE $98 WITH THE BELOW INFORMATION BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.

FIND INFORMATIONS BELOW ONCE AGAIN:

NAME: DURU VINCE
ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION:FOR
ANSWER: YOU
AMOUNT: $98
Senders name======

WARNING: FAILURE TO SEND THE ABOVE REQUIRED $98 TO DURU VINCE WITH THE ABOVE INFORMATION FOR THE DOCUMENT TODAY, LEGAL ACTION WILL BE TAKEN IMMEDIATELY BY ARRESTING AND DETAINING YOU.YOU SHALL BE TRIED AND IF FOUND GUILTY, YOU WILL BE JAILED.. AS TERRORISM, DRUG TRAFFICKING AND MONEY LAUNDERING AS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM IN OUR COMMUNITY TODAY.

WE THE F.B.I WILL NOT STOP AT ANY LENGTH IN TRACKING DOWN AND PROSECUTING ANY CRIMINAL WHO INDULGE IN THIS CRIMINAL ACT.

FORWARD ME THE PAYMENT INFORMATION ONCE YOU SEND THE MONEY TODAY.

FAITHFULLY YOUR'S

Robert S.Mueller 111
FBI Director
CC: Canadian Police Association
CC: PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
CC: GENERAL INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT (GID)
CC: Asia Pacific Group on Money Laundering (APG)
CC: Egmont Group
CC: FEDERAL BURUEA OF INVESTIGATION (FBI USA)
CC: European Bank for Reconstruction and Development (EBRD)
CC: Financial Action Task Force (FATF)
CC: International Monetary Fund (IMF)
CC: International Organization of Securities Commissions (IOSCO)
CC: International Banking Security Association (IBSA)
CC: International Air Transport Association (IATA)
CC: Institut de Formation Interbancaire (INSIG)
CC: World Customs Organization (WCO)
CC: Inter-American Development Bank (IADB)
CC: Offshore Group of Banking Supervisors (OGBS)
CC: WORLD CENTRAL BANK (SW)
CC: NIGERIA POLICE FORCE (NPF)
CC: NORTH YORKSHIRE POLICE (UK)
CC: ECONOMIC FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC)

Then, the Agent's ID to PROVE she was on my tail:

I wish I could tell my poor lad how funny that is...

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 12:38 am

That is hilarious!

But, it is also a perfect illustration of how something that is totally obvious to people in one country may be completely meaningless to someone in another...

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 949

I love how lads seem to be under the impression that we're deathly afraid of the FBI.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 8:01 am

Could be worse, you could have Fox Mulder on your tail, or, given that he copied in:

Quote:

CC: NORTH YORKSHIRE POLICE (UK)

Nick Berry's character from "Heartbeat" Laughing

Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 11:05 am

I liked the look of this one so I thought I'd join in the fun!

Quote:

Dear Mr Mueller
Thank you for your letter to me. I am afraid I have no knowlege of any of the previous letters you say you have sent to me. As a 93 year old man I am unaware of having broken any laws in Nigeria so I am concerned that you want to arrest me on charges of being an internet fraudster. Please tell me what I need to do to remove this blot from my character. The only crimes I have committed in my long life are a few speeding and parking fines, a case of indecent exposure in 1956 and a small misunderstanding about some ladies' underwear in 1971.
Please get back to me at your earliest convenience so that we may clear this matter up. I am willing to do anything to clear my name and avoid arrest.
Kindest Regards,

Roger Jimlad
Retired Curate of St Barnabus Without
Polperrow
Cornwall
England

That last sentence should encourage the lad that he's got a right mug on his hands. The game's afoot!!

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 4:22 am

Oh, my. You have the infamous Dina Serlly (aka The Truth) on your trail? Best to throw in the towel now and give yourself up. The last person she was on to just disappeared, almost like he was abducted.

You should be shaking in your boots, my friend. After all, The Truth is out there...

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 9:46 am

Hope no one minds if I join in on the fun!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 26 Jul 2008 Posts: 28

hahahahah as if a scammer would ever go to the police Laughing

That'll be the day!

OP give me your prison addy so I can sent you some smokes and toothpaste for trade!

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