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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat May 12, 2012 2:17 am |
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May 10 2012
To: 419Eater
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Greetings!
I am Justcold, I am sure you know me since I am a premium member. I have enjoyed my stay so far
and extend to you my hearty congratulations on a somewhat well run site. Thirty dollars
(American mind you....not some fly by night country like Australia) is a quite ambitious sum to solicit
to have a room in the premium quarters, but I paid it and will live by my decision.
The reason for this note is about the Cherrie Mentoring Program. Paranoid is my Mentor and is doing a great job, when he can be bothered.
I am writing to acquire a purchase order number...also known as a P.O. Paranoid has explained to me that this is how I will be reimbursed for the usual "Mentee" fees.
I understand our endeavor is an unusual one and some "purchases" are a bit unorthodox. So I have prepared a list of charges that I have paid for my Mentor.
1) Two cases of Glenlivet XXV.....$4,080.00
2) Viagra 120 tablets...100mg.....$2,672.43
3) Three Prostitutes for the "Safari".....$2,875.00
4) One Goat.....$125.00
5) Premium Cable.....$185.00 monthly recurring charge
6) Heroin (medical grade) for new "Modality"...supplied by "Slim".....$300.00 daily.
Thank you for your swift response as this 100% Risky Free program is quickly depleting my funds.
Respectfully,
Justcold |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat May 12, 2012 5:25 am |
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JustCold,
I can hold you hand while you whine. Want to learn how to site kill? I am also prone to umm, what's that word, oh yeah, insomnia.  |
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat May 12, 2012 5:39 am |
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^Whine? Madam, I am just applying for the benefits that all mentees are eligible for. |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat May 12, 2012 5:52 am |
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^^I've got room in the garage for the goat. Come on, let it go, no, seriously, give me the leash. ><
And the Glenlivit? You totally overpaid, but I'm sure there's room in the corner there. |
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"This is really bad"
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat May 12, 2012 5:59 am |
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@TheFae.. you realize that this Glenlivet was proofed in the ancient cellars of Northwest 41st street Okc, Ok. It matured in a cellar for like six months..seriously. |
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friday3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 1341
Location: beating my new firefox..
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Sat May 12, 2012 10:53 am |
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1.00 AUD = 1.00215 USD |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Sat May 12, 2012 1:08 pm |
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Paranoids rates look quite reasonable.You should see what SOOI charges  |
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Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Sat May 12, 2012 6:41 pm |
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Question: did the prostitutes enjoy the goat? And how did you get the goat to eat the viagra? |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Sat May 12, 2012 8:04 pm |
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I really think a goat would accept a lesser grade of Scotch.Though it all tastes like someone burned perfectly good whiskey.  |
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Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Mon May 14, 2012 1:47 pm |
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Obey your mentor. |
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What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Mon May 14, 2012 4:13 pm |
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My advice is getting paid in empty beer cans. Maybe you can get a discount if you pay cash.
(That'll be two more cans please) |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Mon May 14, 2012 6:43 pm |
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 ParaNoid* charges for mentoring! Holy Toledo!
In that case, I need to send a bill to my graduated mentee!! (and he knows who he is). He will "soonest" be getting his invoice for his post-grad work!
(ParaNoid was my mentor so I blame all my mis-steps on him) |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Mon May 14, 2012 11:13 pm |
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^He says things used in the program are reimbursed from Rover, but I am still waiting on a PO from him.
Paranoid just emailed me his latest list of things needed for a new bait.....
Iridium 9505A with unlimited call time. (You don't want to know what that costs)
Five pounds
Iranian Sevruga 000 Caviar (seems pricey for fish eggs...but Rover's paying for it)
New AC unit (He has to be comfortable to do his best baiting)
Three Eskimo prostitutes (Every bait seems to have them)
Two week cruise (I don't get to go  ) |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Tue May 15, 2012 11:49 am |
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Don't be too upset about missing the cruise, this is where he's going:
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| Three Eskimo prostitutes (Every bait seems to have them) |
Eskimos, or prossies? |
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Justcold
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Tue May 15, 2012 11:13 pm |
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^If that is where he is going, he still seems to have a good time..I received this from him this morning.
The greeting was "Hey Mentee...up the limit on the credit card you ass!" Paranoid does love to joke.
Eskimo Prostitute...  |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu May 17, 2012 5:37 am |
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Don't worry Morgain, I cut out the middle <strike>man</strike> lady and I am charging your mentee the fees. I knew you were not able to pay, so I started a MLM Mentee program.
 Did I just say that out loud?
@Justcold, Now everyone will want a piece of me... |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu May 17, 2012 7:33 am |
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heathenistic 'forn muck is spelt with an 'e'.
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| Whisky vs Whiskey: The spelling Whisky is used for whiskies distilled in Scotland, Wales, Canada, and Japan, while Whiskey is only used for the spirits distilled in Ireland and America. However, a 1968 directive of the United States Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms now specifies Whisky as the official U.S. spelling! |
Shee? ish ash clearsh as day, you my besht mate hhonist! |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Thu May 17, 2012 11:49 am |
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^ As far as I'm concerned, Whisk(e)y comes from either Scotland or Ireland, and so far I prefer the Irish. Admittedly there are still a lot of varieties for me to try...
@Noid - I'm starting to think I should be charging you for looking after my tail.  |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Thu May 17, 2012 7:34 pm |
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Don't worry Morgain, I cut out the middle <strike>man</strike> lady and I am charging your mentee the fees. I knew you were not able to pay, so I started a MLM Mentee program.
Did I just say that out loud? |
I hope my mentee is listening that such a thing was authorized. |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Thu May 17, 2012 9:04 pm |
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In that case, I need to send a bill to my graduated mentee!! (and he knows who he is). He will "soonest" be getting his invoice for his post-grad work!
(ParaNoid was my mentor so I blame all my mis-steps on him) |
Just remember the shit falls uphill in this case. I blame Morgain, Morgain blames Paranoid.
(Oh Gawd, Does that mean I have to pay double? Does the term Ponzi mean anything?) |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Fri May 18, 2012 9:20 pm |
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Geez does Noid make you get one of those fancy fainting goats? Or a Nigerian dwarf goat? Goats are about $25 here. |
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Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
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Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat May 19, 2012 12:12 am |
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^It had to be veeeeeeeery submissive... |
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03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Justcold
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Sat May 19, 2012 5:21 am |
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1 US dollar = 1.0189 Australian dollars (Fly by night...) |
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10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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