The General goes gay. (very NSFW, now with a poll)

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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:14 pm

internationalchrysis wrote:

Someone suggested a cover of "drag queen monthly"??? Am happy to give it a go. I did a fake magazine for fake lawyers awhile back, DQM Magazine HAS to happen Wink

Of course there has to be at least a cover for this eventually.

I just told the GoaG that we've started a collection to buy him a camera. I think we'll raise the amount and then discover to our dismay that he's still using the Diplomat scam.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:36 am

Well, the GoAG replied to Brad (my comments in red); emphasis added).

Quote:

Hello Bradley. Thanks very much for your kindness.
Please everything here is also going on well here.
I am General Johnson M3nsah, A former army officer.
55 yrs old.
[I thought he was supposed to be 67]

I have a group which contain 95 gay boys. And they are all a boys that are ready to work in my group until the found their feature. I gathered all these boys from different different states and country. Whereby i have 45 out of them which are homeless. And also i have about 30 which need a little education as to speak English and Read also to Understand.
But i have 5bedrooms which all these boys are managing. But to be frank with you.
[45+30 is 75, not 95... and nine to a room?]

I really need a Faithful and Understand partner who can work together with me rob mind together to know where we are taking this great feature. I almost spend much of my life in this organization. I will never stand for this group to go down but rather to pick all step to raised this organization to the next generation since we have make the road clear,

To be frank with you my dear one please i will be very happy to know how possible and how much you can help to donate in this orphan. Which are also committed to be a Real gay guys.
You can save this details for anything you have in hand to offer.

Please i wait for your kindness reply back with a goodness.

Destination Accra - Ghana.

Phone : [snip] .

I wait for your urgently responding.
Xoxoxoxxox
General Johnson M3nsah

Well, Brad is definitely going to need more info for the article. For one thing, he wants to know about Lopez Ali. For another, he's going to insist that the GoAG apologises to Cammy and Mal.

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:41 am

This just sent:

Quote:

That is very interesting, thanks.
I would be interested in how you came to leave the army.
Some testimony from one or two of your boys might really help.
Are Lopez Ali and David Jack among your boys?
Thank you for your understanding.

I then made a call.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/0Rf7FtDJ/Brad_and_the_GoAG_06_49_PM_Sun.html

The GoAG was subdued, but still after a quick payout, and kept asking for money for his video.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:11 pm

The General called me a few days ago and hung up as soon as i answered thinking i'd call back, i didn't bother.
That along with the fact that Robert hadn't called me or answered any of my mails made think that he had twigged. So a call was in order.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/KWOoNREL/23326646xxxx_10_25_PM_Monday_2.html

Turned out he had paid the photographer and is now waiting for the photos. Either this is a setup to him being choped by the photographer and he will need my money before sending any photos, which is not totally unlikely. Or he have taken nice photos of himself at a real photographer, not very likely. Or perhaps it is some other kind of scheme that i do not know about. But i will know likely.

Oh and he wasn't all that thrilled about the Goag's action and he now say he doesn't like him anymore.

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 12:53 pm

It gets better...

Quote:

Thanks very much for your understanding also. Okay yes Lopez is one of my gay boy too.
You know i did very well in army. I am retired for 2.years now. Really i don't do hard work no more but putting things together with my organization. You mean my boys, Well their all 95boys in numbers.
95 Boys real and truly committed boys.
45 Are homeless, They have no where to sleep, Also i have some of them which need some little bite education. Then your plan now is to build a place where to keep all this boys peacefully for the feature. You can try to send some money for the food stuff and etc. You have the Receiver name already :
Name : Cl3ment Mensah.
Destination Accra - Ghana.
As soon as you receive my mail first thing this Morning your Country Time, just Up Date me by Calling my Phone Number.
Please morihan try your possible best to support and let grow things organization. I wait for your goodness.

But Brad has said, he's a journalist, not a sponsor. I think we need more sponsors.

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 1:53 pm

You should really insist on an interview with one of his boys. That would give you a good article and therefore some money (let him fill in the blanks).

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 2:19 pm

Working on the boy interview. I should send a list of questions. If anyone can suggest some, let us know.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 10:42 am

The GoAG is getting impatient:

Quote:

Hello my Dear.
How are you doing over there? I hope everything is going on well.
Well we are also managing also.
We have never heard from you for a while now. What is going on?
If possible we are waiting to read from you now. Have you get the Cash in hand now?
You have the Receiver Name : Cl3ment M3nsah.
Destination : Accra - Ghana.
Phone : +233-xxxxxxxxx.
Well my dearest. I am waiting on you so we can proceed now.

(I think Brad is going to crack soon over the 'dear' and 'dearest'...)

He replied:

Quote:

I've been networking to write the story, but nfortunately you haven't given me much to work with.
What I have found is that there are dozens of people who've been contacted by your boys.
You've got to stop them doing this or there'll be no sponsors.
Cam1lle Wh1te is spitting chips over some of them who just keep pestering her, and that means no money from her for you.
It's up to you now.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:27 pm

There is no doubt whatsoever that my gay lad is in league with the GoaG as the receiver of the money is one and the same, Cl3ment M3nsah. This is a letter he sent me.

Quote:

Hello Bob.
I am so much happy to finally get you your request.
Also i am very sure you hope and trust on me from now on?
How are you today?
I hope everything is going well? Thanks very much for the call last night. I'm so appreciated.
Hope you are going to enjoy this pics alone.
You can look and look until your eyes are satisfied Okay.
They are for you only Please. Remember your promise to me that you are not going to share this pics with no body ever.
Please bob you have the Receiver name Already : Cl3ment M3nsah.

Country : Accra - Ghana.

Bob try your possible best to send me the payment details as soon as you send. Because you know already all these peoples are worring me for their money.
I am so happy we are going to repay back all this debt now.

I wait for your call.
Kisses all over you! Honey Robert.

Along with this photo he sent two photos of some naked man ejaculating over himself. Problem was that it wasn't him. As you know he have some big as herniated navel and that is quite noticeable. The what i assume gay pornstar did not have that, even though he had an outie. Besides he was a bit bigger than our lad. When i did a tineye search one hit came up to a gay pornsite but i didn't pursue it more than that.

Needless to say he needed a big slap.

Quote:

Hello Robert, you asked me if i got the photos that you sent before, and i said yes, now i start to understand why you asked that. When i look at those photos and compare those with the ones you send to me now it is easy to see one thing. They are not the same person.

I feel betrayed Robert, how can you do this to me. I thought you loved me. And before you tell me why you did this i want you to know one thing, there are a distinct difference between the photos you send earlier today and the ones you sent a few weeks ago. They are clearly not the same person, and i am not only judging that on the stomach, but the persons are all together different. I feel so stupid Robert. And before you think about lying, i can tell you this, i KNOW this is not you as this photo feature the gay pornstar Eric Wallace who i have seen on the web, among others on gaymanmuscle.com.
So you have some explanation to do Robert. Do you love me at all and in that case, why did you betray my in this way. If you even think about lying in this you needn't answer at all as i will not reply to another lie from you.

To this he replied with more lies, and i am beginning to realize that he will not come through for me.

Quote:

Hello Bob.
Thanks very much urgent response.
Anyway you must understand me for the first time i am not lying to you. I never lie to you OK... You mean it is not my pics? I can't understand what you mean. Moreover i don't know of no gay-website.
Please Bob in this case i will love to prove to you the reality.
We shall no more do with Nud photo but i will prefer better private room. Oh my goodness don't ever speak to me this way. I am very unhappy with all my hunger and my mourn thinking of why you are not picking my call and you don't even reply to my sms.
Bob please i will like you to understand me that i have nothing to lie you for. Not at all. This morning General younger brother started worrying me for his money. And also my Christian brother also called me for his money. I don't have peace of mind Bob. How do you speak this to me. After waiting for you all the days to prove to me also.
Oh no no no do not turn back against me because i will never ever do so Okay.
So if really you need a prove from me. Then all that i have to tell you now is that we need to meet on messenger chat in private room. That's all.
I will like to see you also. I hope you have webcam also? Oh no my sweet heart Come on i really live you. No no never i cannot bring-out a pics from gay-website for you okay.
I am sure you will believe me when we meet in private room. Then i can also see you. We see each others.
Hope you have not take this pics out no where?
Remember our promise! Come bob. Right.
Call me now.
Try your possible best call me this evening as soon as you read my mail.
Thank you Bob.
I wait for your call as soon as you return home tonight. So we can complete all today. No more another day. Because i am starving. I'm too hungry. You have all my story. Believe me honestly bob you are all for me. Yes i had a headache throughout last night. I just understand you now after reading your mail. Okay Bob i hope you have understand me Okay.
I wait to speak with you tonight and also we can meet online.
Bye for now.
Kisses all over you.
Love Robert.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 10:18 am

This came as no surprise:

Quote:

Thank you very much for your advised. I will do as you said. How is work going on now?
You never found no sponsor to offer our video camera?
That's all we need for now to begin work here also. As soon as we got a help to buy our own 7D Video Camera then we can have some more videos for our sponsor on you tube and also some photos. But due to them system here. I have explained much to you.
Please try to work on the Camera. We need it try your possible best so i can get one for our project. Send the money as soon as you raised it. You have the details already...

But Bradley plugged on:

Quote:

I'm not interested in getting you a video camera.
I'm also not your sponsor.
I want facts and testimonials for the reading public.
So far you haven't given me enough to work with.
I need accounts of the realities of life as a gay man in Ghana.
You also haven't apologised to those that you tried to deceive.
That might well lose you valuable support.

Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 1:51 pm

After he sent the porn photos to me i administered the well deserved slap to him. And to this he replied with ignorance and stupidity. He denied it all, so obviously a hard didn't work. So i gave him the option of salvation if he only fessed up.

Quote:

More lies i can see. WHY?????

Do you think that i am stupid??? It is clearly not the same person, anyone that is not blind can see that so why do you continue. I am appalled by how you treat me. Am am thinking that the rest of the things you have told me is lies as well. If you had tried to trick me because you had no way of getting photos i could understand if you admitted and asked for forgiveness, but if you stand by your lie i see no was for this relationship. I am not attracted to liars.

And that was a success.

Quote:

Hello Bob.
You are welcome. I have accepted your points. Also i give you my apologize.
Exactly what happened is that i have no way to take this pics. I have try all my possible best going up and down seeking but i couldn't find any. So i finally attached this once to let your mind to come down. Don't mean i am always lying to you never.
I think you should understand me. I real for you!
Actually i got a solution to raised this pics. But its up to me now to raised little money. Listen to me bob all this debt I'm my friends is now too much. I cannot go to any.
I don't have no where to get no money. This why all this happened. I never did this extensionally.
It was like you need to understand me for the first time to try me with a little money so that i can be able to take this pics for you. I cannot take money from you and beginning to run away from you. But because i don't have it. And there is no way for me to get it. This the bullshit that happened. Really i also think of this very much also but was just like a dream to me. Do not carried this as anger in you. But we can make a way. Since we have the chance Okay.
Bob all that you need to understand is my situation here and also my problems.
To be frank with you love bob i don't have a minute to think. Imagine how life is going on here with me. Such as no hope.
Rather you don't need to be anger you try to give me little trust to send me some little capital to do this work and i give you my word. Bob you are going to see me Real.
Okay.
Please you need to understand me. I don't need no more lie. So please let rob mind together to do this rather. Imagine bob you know this promise have kept us for more than a month. And i am so much worried.
This is the result of all. Because i feel very bad.
Please try your best to understand me Okay my sweetheart.
I am waiting on you only.
YOURS ROBERT.

And after a few days this letter came from my gay lad.

Quote:

Hello my Sweetheart Bob.
Oh yes i am so much happy to read your mail.
Of curse i love you and i never want to betray you. Believe me honestly you are all i have and i need.
I pray that you will never be disappointed or never upset in me. Because with all my heart and all i have that i love you without not looking back.
Hopefully and finally this is the promise which i mad.
I have now find a way to get them for you.
I toke this photos on Friday which i told you.
And because of the Phone memory is little so i was not able to take more.
But i hope with this once you are well satisfied!
You are warmly welcome to my heart now. And i promise to love you and love you until the end of time. I was so sad with all my heart when you told me that you feel very stupid. Never ever feel stupid or regret Okay Bob.
I am with you with all my heart and my good wishes and nothing wrong is going to happened to us never ok.
But bob this photos are for you and your eyes only.
Make sure you protect this pics very well for no one to ever see them as your husband nakedness.
I love you Bob.
Let me check and forward you some other once which i toke when i was in the Volta Region.
I hope you will love them.
Please Bob i am starving, I am so hungry so flabbergasted.
I look too dirty on body. Please Bob try your possible best to Send me support Now.
The ball is out from my Court now Sweetheart please its up to you now to make me to feel your care and your kindness.
Moreover do never forget your promises as i am waiting soon to see you.
Thank you my love.
I am waiting on you. ... . . . ..

Ooops I'm about to break the promise and show his husband nakedness for all to see, if you want that is. His first photo was not naked but it did show his deformity.

The next photos are strictly NSFW and if you do not wanna see the shit, do not click the links. I can however tell you that his hernia is almost as big as his junk. Laughing

http://scamwarners.com/main//guestupload/41318DSC00905.JPG

http://scamwarners.com/main//guestupload/99080DSC00907.JPG

http://scamwarners.com/main//guestupload/99080DSC00907.JPG

Of course Bob isn't gonna be happy with this. As you may or may not wanna see he is all soft for Bob. This is not acceptable as Bob wanna be able to see his love for him.

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 9:45 am

^^^^I advice everyone NOT to click on these links.

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 10:20 am

^^^ Too late. Pass me the mind bleach pls. Embarassed

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 12:59 pm

^ It's not that bad. Blink and you'll miss it. Laughing

Now there's a photo that needs spoofing to a few thousand lads along with the 'Hello Ladies' format. Very Happy

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 1:11 pm

Somehow Brad has to hear about those pictures and write an article that we can make go viral in some way... but how?

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 8:10 pm

^^^ YECCHHH!

I confess that I have also looked at an undraped photo Shocked

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 8:19 pm

Captain Pugwash wrote:

^ It's not that bad. Blink and you'll miss it. Laughing

Now there's a photo that needs spoofing to a few thousand lads along with the 'Hello Ladies' format. Very Happy

You rang. Considering the lad in question, a "hello ladies" could be re-written to "hello guys" and with the lad's number and name attached. Then kick back and watch this lad get in more cr4p.

EDIT: I present to you, the "hello guys":

Quote:

GUYS, YOU TIRED OF FUCKIN LADIES BECAUSE U HAV TO? NEED A REAL MAN COME MAKE U FEEL GOOD? U CALL ME ANY TIME WHEN SHE DEY NOT AROUND. MONEY NO PROBLEM CAN TRAVEL TO ALL ECOWAS COUNTRY. YOU CALL ME YOU GET REAL MAN .AM STRONG, BIG AND THICK. (number) (name) SEE PIC.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 1:44 pm

^

Just give me the word when or if you want his picture let loose in ladland. I have almost unlimited spoofing and mass-mailing capacity. OOOoooooooo! Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 1:59 pm

Ready.....set....go! :d

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 3:44 pm

If it's my word go you need for this, please go right ahead. I'm looking forward to hear about it Very Happy

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 5:22 pm

I think it is my blessing Captain P is looking for as it is my lad. I do however think it is an excellent idea and i had plans to do just that. I also like TheProbie's script and if you wanna use that you are welcome to do so even though it contained a few lies. He is neither big nor thick.

Captain P, i will pm you the details later and you can mail as many lads as you can find. I am sure that Robert will like the attention. Perhaps we can blame Gomer, that man is up to no good. Perhaps the photos can even reach Brad so he have something for his story.

Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 10:47 am

Hello ladies and gentlemen. When Robert sent Bob his photos Bob reacted in a bad way saying that he couldn't see Roberts love for him. What he meant by this i will leave up to you... or it was because he was limp as a shrimp downstairs. His hernia was bigger, and more erect than his junk. And Bob does not have a thing for huge hernias. Then again, Bob really doesn't have a thing for anything Robert has to offer. Nonetheless, i demanded better photos, and i got them. A few days ago this letter came.

Quote:

Hello my Sweetheart Bob.
Thanks very much for your appreciation. You are welcome.
But why do you forgotten to send me some of you also. I really need to see your full body too just like mine! yea that is not gonna happen
Why do you speak with me like this my love. How many times do you wanted me to explain.
To be frank with you Bob don't be misbehaving on me. Do you think i am here to betray you? yes
I give you my word bob i will be with you until the end of time.
Nothing can stand between us. well his hernia definitely will, both literally and figuratively
I really wanted to prove to you my love. You are all that is in me. I never wanted to give up on you Bob but to do all that i make sure i see you smiling then you can also stand for me in rain and in sunshine!
Hello my sweetheart Bob hope you have understand me as well.
Oh my goodness bob can i see you smiling now? no you cant
I never never do you wrong in my life no more. You are the angel of my life.
Kisses all over you.
That's my babe Bob. This is all that you need.
You can take a look at your lovely husband Robert now. This pics are for you only please take good care of them.
I hope they are safe?

I don't know what to select so please Bob let your eyes select and i wait for your smile.
Hopefully i will wait to talk with you tonight as soon as you end looking at this pics.
Enjoyed them as you need.
You can save those you need as well. That's the best Bob let your eyes select that perfect! Then you can put away the rest or do you like all?
I am forwarding all accordingly Okay. I think they are 15 pics or more. not a very good counter are we? I cannot tell because i toke them with a digital camera and uploaded them instantly last night.
They're all for you only...!!!!!!!!!!!

This was a few days ago and i replied to him today. There is a reason for that, and when you see my letter you might understand why.

Quote:

Hello my sun and stars.
I am truly sorry that i have not called or mailed you, but the truth is that have been unable to do that. Firstly i lost my phone so i couldn't call you. I am sure i had it in my home but just all of a sudden i couldn't find it, it is still lost, but i will get a replacement soon with the same number. And when i go through my mail i will find your number too.

Thing is that just the day after this happened i was unable to access my mail. I have no idea why but as i had no mail or no phone i couldn't contact you at all. I of course contacted the mail providers but it was not until this morning that i was able to access my mail again. I hope you are not mad at me Robert.

When i saw your photos that you sent me a few days ago i was so happy. Now i know that you are truly committed to this relationship, just as i am. You are a beautiful man Robert and i could see the love you had for me. In face you were so pretty that i had to release myself right there in front of the computer. It was wonderful and i looked at your photos all the time.

Robert, not there is nothing that stands between me, you and our love. except perhaps Mr Gomer I cant wait to meet you in Ghana this summer.

Love and hugs
Bob

He sent a few photos to me and on these he were, well aroused. I'll leave it at that and i will not post them at this stage, i think that the popular demand for these photos are limited and the mind bleach is all but gone by now.
I plan however to photo shop them into a gay magazine to plaster all over the billboards in Stockholm, if i can do it. If anyone feel that they are good enough to make something funny out of them or have the stomach enough you are welcome to pm me. I have a feeling that Gomer will get hold of these photos and sell them for a profit. And also to embarrass our lad. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:38 pm

The joy of payday.

Robert have been bugging me for his money ever since he sent this borderline hardcore photos of himself. Apparently the little time he spent sending a few mails and taking a photos (which he admitted was fake but strangely the debt remained).
When i was to pay him i made the payment to what i thought his name was and thought i'd get a reaction out of that. But he was ok with it for some reason.

Quote:

Hello my love, how are you.
I sent the money to:

First name: Robert
Last name: Kellicson
Accra Ghana
Ref. number: 59335187
Amount: €200

I have to go to bed now, see you tomorrow honey.

This morning he called all tear eyed telling me how he couldn't pick the money up and that he was starving (he uses that a lot). So i told him that i'd go and clear things up with the MG after my dentist appointment. Then i did the only rational thing. I took a nap as i was tired.

When i woke up i had 17 missed calls, 2 text messages and 2 desperate emails.

Quote:

Hello my Love.
Please I hope you are fine this morning? Honey please can you believe i never eaten no food since yesterday.
I slept raw stomach yesterday.
It was just the beans i ate last three days ago.
I was just drinking water drinking water hoping and praying for you to successfully do receive your salary as you said so you can support me.
Thank God very much.
Now you send it.
I tried more than three different MoneyGram and they are all telling me the same thing.

Quote:

Please I beg you with the Name of God.
Honey i am Hungry.
I am starving.
My stomach is crying crying and crying.
There is no one for me like you. Yes you know!
Please go to the Money-Gram Office now.
Go now. Let them know what is going on here so that they can change the Reference Number. Or Rather Retrieve it Okay.
Please I am waiting for your call now Now as soon as you get here.
Please

Now time for a chop.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 3:28 pm

Oh why do I click!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Quote:

There is no one for me like you. Yes you know!
Please go to the Money-Gram Office now.

How romantic. Quite the smooth talker!

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