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Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 6:28 am

Dear Basts Child:

I am currently running as fast as I can. I will let you know where I am running, but I must be sure of your intentions..

I will feel most assured if you can send me your full details...

First-Name:
Middle-Name:
Last-Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip:
Country:
Phone-Number:

Please include a scan of your passport.

DO NOT respond to Tsnerd..Friday3..or any other "Green People". If they are red or "Admins",..send multiple PMs daily. Let them know how long you have been waiting for a reply.

One exception to the "Green People" is Ima Bader...this Mod will put up with much stupidity...until she is tired of it. Then she will kill you in a most disgusting manner...so know when to stop.

Pastor Frank will help us as long as we do not step foot in Canada....if we go there, his powers are rendered useless. So send him Pm's as often as you can. (It won't be long until you hate him as much as everyone else)

I have petted the crocodile...

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 7:15 am

@ Vampire WOW, 14 minutes for a response. I was hoping to get away with that post for at least a day! Very Happy

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 7:23 am

@ Justcold
I would love to send you a pass port but A) it was in the basement when it flooded B) The Dog ate it because it was wet and he thought 'oh hey Wet Food" and C) I got rid of the dog because he was an idiot which pleased the cat.
Would a real nude of some model...I mean me do?
I will send you the secret password to a secret place we ordinary baiters have hidden away where the mods can't find us.
PS DO NOT mention the uprising!! I mean the bake sale to raise money for eater. Darn it...

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 11:18 pm

Justcold: Hold did you find out about.........Agda! Rolling Eyes

You can't tell that guy anything secret without it spreading like Nutella on a forum.

I'm perfectly fine with my custom tag, however this remarkable words from a n angry cancer lad would great too:

Quote:

Fuckin red head gangster

or

Quote:

professor of sex n ass

Don't mind me, I'm just going to bury this picnic basket from a blonde woman in red. Good day to you all (Except Badger and SOOI)

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:40 pm

the vampire wrote:

And yes, Cougar really wants a custom tag, as she is always lurking in these custom tag threads. Have patience Cougar, your time will come.

Unfortunately, you've got to be Premium for a tag*.
It's one of the sweeteners we give you suckers (sorry, I mean "generous people") to get you to part with your hard earned cash and therefore we can't just hand them out to all.

*You might see one or two guys who aren't Premium with a tag. This is because they were Premium at one time and they received the tag then.

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 7:28 pm

Quote:

Fuckin red head gangster

I love that line Koko Laughing