Kenny's Pain needs peppers

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Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 5:27 am

I was saving this one for later but it has gotten too good not to share. It is a standard 'you have won' with an impatient lad. He has given up twice but came back demanding to know why I haven't been in contact. Rolling Eyes

Now for the fun part especially the last bit. This has transpired in 1 week. I call this:
Kenny’s pain
We All Feel it.

After his failure with MTCN secure I sent him to Security Shield. Oh Dear!
Me after his initial 7 answered questions complaint.

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Look This is a safe way. I don't know what the problem is but it can't be that horrific! If you want the money comply with the security measures. I do not have the time to keep running back and forth here. It's up to you. It's your fees.I am not the one who is delaying here. I sent the money. You did not want MTCN Secure and I found you an alternate way. So use it.
I am supposed to have confidence in a man that can't be bothered to do his job and take of his business?
I don't like this process because of $780 us dollars
~Would you like it better if it was $200?
You are wasting time not me. In the time it took you to write this whining letter you would have been done and had your money in your hand!
I sent you the money including the fees due because of the delays. And now you cant be bothered?? You’re an executive secretary this is your job!
MJ

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Madam, you did not understand how difficult this is, and i don't have the time by answer all the question. note that this is not my work okay.
please try it by your self to understand by yourself ok

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I went and accessed the account. It asked me 5 questions related to security such as are these funds used in criminal activity. I don't understand what is so hard about that. The last question was release funds for transfer? I selected in 24 hours. Are you sure you’re doing it right. Maybe your answers were wrong.
MJ

A sample of his questions. He gets a bit testy at the end. Well he answered 7,15, then 20
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Q: Have you ever smoked cigarettes daily, that is, at least one cigarette every day for 30 days?
A: i did not tested it in my life before
Q: If your doctor told you that you had only one month to live, how would you use the time left?
A: i will prayer to God and help some poor people
Q: Name three occupations that you could do. (For example, be a mortician)
A: 1. bank manger 2. doctor 3. engineer
Q: Played with Barbies?
A: i don't understand this
Q: What are some groups or organizations that help the victims of natural disasters?
A: what was all this question
Q: 3 articles of clothing that will never go out of style.
A: fuck u and your families
Q: What kind of praise would you like to receive?
A: you animals
Q: When might it be all right to give only a partial truth?
A: god help you and forgive yohis nonsesu for all t

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I'M REAL TIRED AND CONFUSE WITH THIS PROCESS BECAUSE THIS ASK ME MORE THAN 20 QUESTION BOTH WHAT I HAD IN MY BACK POCKET AND CRIMINAL ACTIVITY EVEN WHAT ANIMALS I LIKE BEST THEN WHAT NONSENSE.

GIVE ME THE INFO YOU USE TO OPERATE IT OR GO TO ANOTHER PLACE TO SEND NORMAL WESTERN UNION, LISTEN, YOU'RE NOT THE ONE SEND WESTERN UNION TO US, SO TELL THEM THAT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR IT AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT OK. I BELIEVE THEY DID NOT SEND MONEY HERE. IT IS FAKE OK.

I FORWARDED THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT SOMEBODY USE TO MAKE A PAYMENT TO US BEFORE, IF THEY SEND MONEY HERE THEN COLLECT MTCN NUMBER FROM THEM AND GIVE TO ME OKAY
THANKS
DR. KENNY JOE

In another email today

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SECONDLY, THE WESTERN UNION MUST GIVE YOU A PEPPER AS A RECEIPT OF THE $780 YOU GAVE THEM TO SEND PLUS THE FEE OF IT, SO THEY MUST GIVE YOU A CONFIRMATION PEPPER WITH TRACKING NUMBER ON IT, AND THAT TRACKING CALLED MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN). IF THEY GAVE YOU THIS CONFIRMATION PEPPER THEN ATTACH IT AND SEND IT TO ME OKAY.
THANKS

BELOW ARE THE INFORMATION I WANT YOU TO USE MAKE THE PAYMENT AND IT MUST LISTED ON THE CONFIRMATION PEPPER THEY WILL GAVE TO YOU IF THEY SEND THE MONEYOK.

My reply will be in a couple of days
Ok I will ask them but You have some Really Weird ideas about American Commerce!