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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:31 pm |
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Corona wrote: |
Granted, you can now visit me at your work place.
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I fail to see the corruption of my wish
Anyway, back to business:
Granted, you spend your days singing Daidledeedledaidledeedledeedledeedledum.
I wish Corona's webcam was HD. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:45 am |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:16 am |
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Granted...Wokabo is now blind and growing hair most profusely on his palms..
I wish Wokabo could see again.. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:19 am |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:24 am |
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Granted, you have the largest shower in the world to hold hundreds of singers. The good news is SOOI is a "nevernude", but it sure gets crowded at times.
I wish for a larger shower. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:53 pm |
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Granted. Your shower is now Niagara Falls. You get mighty clean quickly, and your body is found 50 miles away!!
I wish the world was in extreme slow motion and I was the only one moving at normal speed. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:08 am |
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Granted. Unfortunately it's so slow that you eventually die before one day is over.
I wish I was happy. |
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the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Justcold
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Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:43 am |
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So does Genie...
I wish that someone could make Wurzgnubbel happy.
Edit: I had to grant a wish.. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:13 am |
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The Genie could, but it would take three wishes and in this thread you only get one.
I wish Wurzgnubble had 6 wishes. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:23 pm |
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Granted. He has six wishes, however he used them while very drunk. He is now at the bottom of the ocean, naked with a landmine glued to his head with no computer, thinking of Bea Arthur nude and not playing dodgeball. I think all bases are covered here, good job.
I wish i wouldn't bumble so much!! |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:28 pm |
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Granted. Instead you are now a bumble.
I wish everybody trying to make me happy knew how to spell my name. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Justcold
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Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:35 pm |
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Granted. Are you happy now, Wurzgnubbel?
I wish for days gone by.. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:14 am |
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Granted, you get two of them served for breakfast. How about 3-2-1952 and
10-10-2009? Enjoy.
I wish to be even more happy. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:16 pm |
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Granted, you are now so happy you pee in your pants from happiness.
I wish someone would explain the Madeira Cake joke in the Stupid/Funny thread to me. |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:26 pm |
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Granted, you now have all the information at your fingertips. However, you now have a sexual fetish for raisins.
I wish it didn't always happen to me |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Sat Apr 28, 2012 11:23 pm |
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Granted. Nothing ever happens to you, ever again. You die of complete boredom.
I wish for something vague. |
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Justcold
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Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:25 am |
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Granted. Genie grants you....something.
I wish North and South Korea could get along. |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:12 pm |
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Denied, the genie is not allowed to discuss politics on this board. Since it's been a while, the genie sets you on fire instead.
I wish our cat wouldn't puke on the carpet every night, but next to it so it's easier to clean off. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:24 pm |
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Granted - the cat pukes on you, laying comatose next to your rug, instead.
Easily dealt with by a shower and change of clothes.
Good kitty.
I wish my dog couldn't sense incoming storms in her head. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:14 am |
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Granted. Your dog now poops all over the floor whenever an oncoming storm is to arrive. Enjoy the rainy season.
I wish for me, that beer is free, hee hee!! |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:03 pm |
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Your wish is granted, you may now drink all the non-alcoholic beer you want for nothing.
Just what is the point in having no-alcoholic beverages?
I wish the colour purple wasn't associated with Royalty. |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue May 01, 2012 2:41 am |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Tue May 01, 2012 2:45 am |
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Genie is confused....the sun is always shining when Corona walks in.
I wish the sun was shining here. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Thu May 03, 2012 11:22 pm |
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Genie doesn't know where here is, so Genie has the sun shine on you where the sun doesn't shine. You are now in pain with sunburn in that, section of your body.
I wish the Boston Red Sox would make an effort to remember how to win a friggin game!! |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Fri May 04, 2012 7:14 am |
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Granted. After a huge effort, they DO remember. They are still too lazy to put it into action though, so they keep losing.
I wish I was a banjo virtuoso and quite famous as such. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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