Rose is a naughty little girl! (NSFW)

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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I just got this one.

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honey
do u no that manger still did not send the money so what ur going to do now my love what is going on if he playing me games let me no because i dont get what is going from the day i give u the information always he told me that he doing it i want to the bank more than 20times today why what is going why why oh my god hlep me

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Honey would you please calm down. Why are you asking me things you should be asking him? I have not talked to him yet. Bay, there is no way I can know what is happening until I talk to the man. Whatever he has done, I am sure is right. I trust that man with all of my money. Is there something I don't know about?

I love you!
Derrick

And he is back

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HELLO HONEY
what u mean honey because i told u things for long time now he told me that he send the money to moneygram why he is doing that honey pls

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Apr 2012 Posts: 55

With a vengence...

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hello manger
why why what is going on now because what ur doing now i see that ur play me games because i give u information why ur try to tell me to go there because i told u that am in agona swedru and u told me that why what is that mean if u not that ur playing me games u have to stop that nowbecause i dont want the way ur doing that i mail derrick about what is going on now ok why why dont get me upset ok i hate that ok u said u mail the moneygram forms where is it i hate lies ok why is that stop if u no that ur playing me games ok byee

No your place Lad..

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Rose,
You have truly become a pain in my ass now. Either go get your money or tell Mr. Ratt you are too lazy to get it. I am done tying to baby you. I am calling Moneygram in the morning and having them return the funds.

Here we go...

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if u cant give me the information i will go there and pick the money ok ur not give me anything and u told me to go and get the money what do u mean

My response... Give a little Mr. B....

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Rose,
Derrick just called me and is very upset with me.

I need to tell you that I am sorry for the emails I sent you. He has threatened to close his accounts with me and take his business elsewhere. I don't know what to say.

Here is the Moneygram info.
98760***
Favorite Food?
Steak and Eggs
Amt $2999.99

Should you have any questions call me at my direct office line ***-***-0077

Again I am sorry for any trouble or inconvenience I may have caused you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

This just went to both of you. I'm glad I saw that before I sent the other I was about punch up.

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Mr. B, I am not sure what is happening here but it is pissing me off. My wife needs this money. Pull your head out of your ass or I am pulling all of my money from your bank and I will put a boot in your ass when I see you again. You are about to cost me the love of my life and I am not having any of that.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Apr 2012 Posts: 55

My return..

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Derrick,
We have been friends a long time and I don't want this to come between us. I am trying to protect you my friend. I believe Rose does love you and that she wants to be with you. I just want to make sure it is Rose that is picking up the money at Moneygram and not some hoodlum. I apologize for trying to lookout for both of you.

I also have the remaining $83,000 in the Cypress account. The wire for $12,000 to Rose failed because Rose accessed the system too early a couple of days ago. Do you want me to hold on to it or put it back in with the rest of your investments? It is the only cash position I have you in right now.

Your Friend,
Fenton ***** III

Grouchy!

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hello i want to no the sender now and revener name and the amount and the test question and the answer i need all now what is going on now pls try do that for me now pls

Right back at you....

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Rose,
Sender
Fenton Q.***** III
Receiver
Patiense ***** (Misspelled on purpose)

Call me from your mobile # once there for the amount. I sent you my mobile # in the last email.
I already gave you the test question and answer.

Is this really Rose? I am starting to get nervous that this is someone else. I need to know if this is Rose. You must call me now.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Well done Sir! I'll send a bit of an apologetic letter tomorrow. That will give us time ot figure out how to play this new amount. I can either be mad that she knows or something along that line.

Maybe we can create an account for him with limited withdrawals?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Apr 2012 Posts: 55

No problemo.

Rose is getting my out of office reply right now.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Apr 2012 Posts: 55

Rose is blowing up my phone!!!

I have dragged it out and out and out. I think she had to load up on minutes twice now already.

She told me Kumasi is 6 hours. Let's get the show on the road!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I'm ignoring him so he has to deal with you. He will get a love note in the morning and you will get my apologetic mail CCed to him. I know you had to go out of your way to send that money an I should not have been so harsh. Something along that line.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Apr 2012 Posts: 55

I just introduced Rose to Karl Childers. He is an associate of mine who can help out with the paperwork. I am possibly having oral surgery in the morning.

A little about Karl..

He loves mustard and biscuits.
He killed his Mama with a sling blade. Some people call it a Kaiser Blade.
He also killed Doyle with a lawnmower blade.
oh... He says MMM Huh a lot too.

Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He's being testy today.

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hello my love
how are u i hope ur fine by god.do u no something i want u to no that what is going on getting me mad always news yesterday ur bank manger told me that he said me money from moneygram he lie to me when i want there they said tthere is no money in there and the number he give me is wrong if u no something about that u have to tell me ok honey why something like that going with me and u like that why if u dont love me again that why u told the manger to do that pls we can stop ok honey pls

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Honey, I have no idea what you are talking about. I wrote him yesterday after I talked with him and told him to get the money to you. You know I love you. I don't know why you would speak to me this way.

I love you!

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oh yes but am sorry because ur so call bank manger doing there is to much painfull i told u derrick everything about my problem and because of ur work u can move to go to westen union and send me the money so that i can use to pay my bills and still am sleeping in my friends house what is going on if u love me from ue heart u cant do that to me honey what is going i want to the bank more than 30 times honey why what is going on i no that u love me from ur heart show it to me now why ok

Rose and Mr B again
Link removed for safety

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Apr 2012 Posts: 55

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hello manger
why ur doing something like ur playing me games because everything u have give is wrong what is going on and u told me that u sent me the money and i want to the bank and the information u give is not right one why ur doing something like am going to mail mr derrick that because of what ur doing am not going to talk to him again because i see that ur lie to me i want to the bank more than 30 times i see that is something ur try to put me to problme that is ur mind now what is going on now i see that if u no that is true that ur sending the money do it at westend union that one i belive it but moneygram ur lieing to me ok thanks very much god bless u u no something dont tell me ur problme ok i dont want to hear that am not ur wife ok stop telling me that ur problme ok byee

What do you mean it is not right??

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Rose,
Do you realize you called me at 5:00 AM? What are you thinking? You woke up my wife and our 2 year old. Do you have no respect for anyone? This is completely unacceptable.

Now to address the money situation. Did you make it to the Post Office in Kumasi?

Fenton

Yes... You got VOICEMAIL!!

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I am available right now via phone if you would like to call and discuss.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

This was sent CC to my wife

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Mr. B, what is going on there? I keep getting mail from my love saying that she has not received the money yet. Please rectify this situation immediately.

I'm getting tired of these mails from my lady!

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hello my love
how are u i hope ur fine by god do u no something mr b doing something i see that is the game he is playing with me honey why u live him to do that to m honey so ur happy that am going to my friends house be4 i can get computer to mail u honey why what is going on if u have credit card why ur not do it online pls ok

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Honey, I am not understanding you here. What do you mean he is playing with you? That makes no sense. If I pull my money from his bank he will lose a lot, possibly even his seat at the bank. Banks do not like losing customers like me.

While we are at it, I would really like for you to change your tone with me. You have been very hateful to me in your last 3 mails and I am having no more of it. I am trying to help you but you are looking like a little brat and I don't like it. My daughter doesn't even get to act that way with me. My wife damned sure won't be doing it.

Please stop acting this way with me! I love you but I won't have this stuff.

I love you!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Apr 2012 Posts: 55

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hello mr manger do u no something let me tell u something am not here so that ur going to fool me because i give u my information i told u my cite what power u have that ur sending the money to someone in kumis what do u mean like that do u no how many hours u be there getting about 7hurs be4 i will be there what do u me i hate that ok i told my cite and i give u my informatio u that one ok am not going anywhere ok

I am getting fed up with being called a "Manger."

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Mr. Ratt,
I have to apologize. After my battle with the dentist over a root canal, I decided to stay home a few days and recover. I sent the money to Rose on 4/24/2012 to the Kumasi Moneygram location. I am attaching the Moneygram for you to see. The money is still there. I can recall the order and proceed a different route per your instruction. I have once tried to wire the money to her bank, but she accessed the wire too early and the wire reverted. At that point I went with Moneygram to get her $2999.99.

I have attached a scan of the Moneygram for your records.

If I might suggest something. I can have certified funds sent via courrier to a local banker we do business in Kumasi with regularly. I will be happy to email him and see if he is available to help Rose. He would probably charge a small fee <$90US to handle the transaction. I can give Rose the address of the the banker and she can track the package through our approved international courier service.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^ The link has been removed. I'm sorry I didn't catch that part before!

Looks like my "I'm fed up with your tone of keyboard" mail worked. i was about to withdraw all of her funds and send them to a charity. (Or maybe pay off a golfing debt)

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hello my love
how are u i hope ur fine by god how is work and ur family honey,honey pls forgive me if the way i talk to u is not good forgive me because i see that u get mad about what i told u now my love try for me forgive me because i use pain to mail u because do u no that ur the only one if u talk to the manger he is going to do everything fast because always whenh i give her something than he change it i dont no why that i say something like that forgive me ok thanks god bless u ok i love u derrick

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Apr 2012 Posts: 55

^^^ No worries....

I decided it was best to..... DELAY!!!

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Mr. Ratt,
I have CC'd Rose on this email to inform you she wishes for me to withdraw the wire from Moneygram and resend the money to her. It will be tomorrow before I can initiate the money withdrawal and it will be Monday before the money is returned to your account. I will then send out the new Moneygram to her at a location closer to where she lives. I could not understand the city she lives in and have made an arrangement for her to let me know. I will be in touch with you tomorrow.

By the way next time you are in Chicago I am looking to take a lot of money off you at Pierpoint Golf course. You still owe me some of that cheap Belgium import crap from the last time I pummeled you. What was it I beat you by again? I remember it was 3 strokes.... Enjoy your weekend my friend.

The Reply...

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hello mr busby
how are u i hope ur fine by god do u no something from the day we start talking about this money is so much what is going on there because the day i give u my information i give u my cite why u send it to kumise dont do that pls i want u to send the money to my cite westen union i like westen union that one is going to help me ok do it like the way i like u to do ok if u send it to westen union am going to get it fast ok this is my information again ok watch it well ok thanks

My Reply....

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I am in court today. I cannot do anything until the money is returned from Moneygram. My assistant is working on it now. I will update you once I know more. This is per Mr. Ratt's instructions.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I may need to reply to him today.

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hello my love
how are u i hope Ur fine by god honey am not hear from u by yesterday honey what is going on i have miss u so much if i did something u don't like pls forgive me and is not going to happened that again i need u in my heart so much honey i love u from my heart so much honey i need u in my heart do u no something my mother told me to greet u greet all Ur family for me i love u so much bye

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Good morning Baby! I was very upset the last time I wrote you. I needed to take some time to calm down so I would not be mad writing you again. I don't like doing that with you. Please never write to me in anger like that again.

I love you honey!

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hello my love
oh yes i no that ur not get mad but the way am not hear from u that why my love forgive me ok my love o so that we live the way we start from the long time honey forgive me because u no that i dont have anyone only u i have but do u no something my love the manger talk to me now honey pls where are u now my love

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

The little shit caught me at 4pmpl and tried to tell me that her friend said I was in there. Nice try. I've been watching her for days now.

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Good morning my Lovely R! How is your day? We had a lot of rain and hail here last night and this morning. Honey, let's just forget that happened and move on from here. Every relationship has trials and tribulations that have to be faced together. Maybe this was ours and we are past it now! If this is the worst thing that happens then we can through anything together!

I love you!

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hello my love
how are u i hope ur fine by god my love how is ur day and ur family now my love do u no something do u no that soon i will be there with u honey we have to think about it from now going honey i need u so much always when i want to bed i dream about u and me walking together doing everything together honey i need u so much my love take good care of ur self i have miss u

Here is where I got busted so I had to answer.

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Hi Baby! I found your mail. I don't know why but it went to the spam thing. Honey how are you doing? I am just looking forward to the day that we are sharing the same living space. There will be many walks, moonlight trips out in the yard for picnics under the stars, and I will make sure there is a smile on your face!

I love you baby!

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hello my swetheart
i want u to start let me doing everything for me to come there with u that what i want from u now my love try for me sweetheart because u no that ur bank manger come do everything so that i can come to u there my love do something i have miss u so muchj i need to be there with u honey oks

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Baby, I have never prevented you from doing that. I thought you were already working on it. You know I want you here in my arms. I don't know what we need but I want this done.

I love you honey!

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ok my love i will try to fine things out by tomorrow so that i will tell u everything tomorrow my love try to call ur bank manger so that everything will get well because am talking to u in my friends house am using my friend computer now ok my love

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Baby I have one question for you? What about your mom and sister? I feel bad thinking that they are surfering there. Would they come with you?

I love you!

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hello
there coming with me honey so dont worry my love ok sweetheart that is what i want u to no ok sweetheart thank u very there very and there happy with u now my love ok

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I threw a little hitch in the game since I haven't seen anything from Malm in a few days. This was sent to Rose also.

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Mr. B please withdraw everything temporarily. We are trying to figure out how to get her and her family here with me. There is no need for multiple transfers so lets just hold this one until we know the full amount.

The next time we golf, I'll know to watch you closer when you hook one into the woods.

Thank you!

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hello my love
how are u i hope Ur fin by god my love i have miss u so much my love do u no something u no that i need the money so that i will pay the bills we owning here now my love so u have to let Mr busby to send the money to me so that i can use some to pay things because i have to use some to take cars and go and ask the amount when am coming there with u honey pls because i don't have anything on me for long time this money did not come am not see anything honey try for me because i have to take a car to do all this because of the money i don't have i cant go anywhere today my love do something my love OK i love u so much

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Hi baby! I just found this in spam again. I don't know why they have started going there lately. I haven't seen any mail from Mr. B in a few days now have you?

I am sorry for cancelling that transfer baby. I thought it was better to take care of this all at once. I am sorry honey and i will tell him to get some money to you.

I love you!
Derrick

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hello honey
he call me but am not get him well in the phone honey so do u no something u have to do everything fast because do u no that because the bills am not pay it my mother get upset that i said ur going to pay for long time nothing happend try that for me honey pls pls

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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hello my sweetheart
how are ui hope ur fineby god, do u no that my love i call the office and i ask everything me and my family come to u there honeythey told me that for everything is goingto cost about 9000$ because we have to renew passport and visas and the tickets for me and my sister and my mother that is the cost now my love so we have to do something about it now honey because i want to come there with u honey pls i love u so much byee

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Apr 2012 Posts: 55

$9000? I don't think so!

Mr. B

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

That is for all 3 of them. That seems a bit reasonable considering he will never touch a dime of it.

One of my other kids told me it was only $150 earlier. He is still looking for an account.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Apr 2012 Posts: 55

From Rose..

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hello mr busby
how are u i hope ur fine by god am not see anything about it again what is going on now my u have to do something yesterday u call me am nothear what u said well and u cut the phone i try to call u but ur not pick it why u do that pls u no that u have told me something remember that u dont want me to send that mail to mr derrick why ur try to do me bad things because u promise me that ur going to help so that i will get everything i want now u i ask derrick he said he mail u but ur not say anything to him pls try for me ok thank u very much god bless u so mch byee

My email... Sorry for being out a few days....

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Everyone,
Please accept my apologies for not getting back to you the last few days. Unfortunately, I was hospitalized Sunday and Monday due to a major car wreck. I was visiting my Mother who is 92 on the West Side and was hit from behind by a gentleman from Britain. Apparently, he decided to drive on the wrong side of the road and had to swerve to miss another car and BAM! Of course being from Britain and not a citizen of the U.S. he had no insurance. I suffered major whiplash and two broken ribs. I should survive on plenty of pain meds and ibuprofen.

To address the money situation. Please advise what to do next? I can send my assistant, Miss Penny, to Western Union tomorrow morning and make the transfer. I will be awaiting your email as to how to proceed.

Rose,
I apologize for missing your calls. My cell phone was left in the car and just brought to me today.

Fenton

And then we have Derrick's Travel Agent come into the picture.....

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Derrick,
I wanted to thank you for contacting me about bringing your future fiance to the U.S. and her family. I am copying Rose on this email to introduce myself. I look forward to working with both of you over the next few months to finalize the itinerary for Rose. I am working on getting in touch with the correct people about a travel Visa for Rose to visit you. I believe, I have found the right person to help in the matter. I will be emailing Rose directly for the information about her passport and travel vouchers. Congratulations to the both of you on a happy marriage and your new family.

Thank You,
Carmen SanDie**go
Senior Travel Sales Representative
WWW.AFRICANTO*****

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Real life always comes ahead of this. Just glad we didn't lose you!

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Mrs. Sandiego, where have you been all of our lives? My future wife and I have had a few obstacles in our relationship to date and I would really appreciate your help in getting her here to me. We also need to bring here mother and sister with her so they are not left to surfer.

I am unsure of who I should thank for your help here but I owe you a very nice gift if you are able to help us!

Thank you so much!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Apr 2012 Posts: 55

A little Flirting....

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Derrick,

It is Miss. not Mrs., Derrick <Blush>. I was just recently divorced. My previous husband became hooked on inappropriate internet websites, and I was unable to get him rehabilitated.

I appreciate the quick response and I am working diligently on finding a suitable way into the U.S. for Rose and her family. I have made two calls into U.S. Immigration and will have some answers for both of you by the end of the week. This process could take up to 60 days to retrieve a Visa for travel here for Rose. Her family could take longer due to Immigration policies. I am compiling the forms now that Rose and each member of her family will be filling out for entry. These forms, I will need upfront before I can submit to Immigration for an approval.

I assume from our previous phone conversation that you would like to book first class for Rose and her family? If this changes please let me know. African Tours will also need a check or CC# to hold reservations. I am thinking probably no more than $3500 to reserve the flights and pickup from the airport. The balance will be due within 10 days of the actual flights out of Ghana. I know your schedule is probably swamped right now, so please have your bank or manager contact me about funds. Thanks do much, and I will speak with you in a few days.

Thank You,
Carmen SanDiego

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

BCCed to you. I'll send another to this mail in a second.

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Sweetheart, I think we have found someone to help us get you here. Have you talked with Mrs. SanDiego yet? Please tell me what you think of this baby?

I love you and we will get this done!
Derick

Sent FWD to Rose with a note that we are going to make this happen.

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Miss SanDiego, I apologize for addressing you improperly in my previous message. Pleas know that I meant no offense. I am sorry that your former spouse was an idiot.

This will absolutely be a first class booking. My wife and her family are very important to me and they have surfered enough. I would not want them smelling sweaty farts in economy class.

You already know my financial situation and this deposit is no problem. I would prefer to pay the whole bill up front rather than splitting this if that is all right with you.

Thank you for your help!
You deserve so much better than your previous husband!

And he answers me

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hello my love
am here now do u no somthing what we are going to do now pls because u no that am ready to come there and my family honey i want do u think now my sweetheart pls

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Baby, have you talked with her yet? She seems to know what we need to do here. Please tell me what you think.

I love you!

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hello my love now i come here because am not come here from the time i sent u mail because i dont have internet so i have to go to my friend house be4 so am there now that why u hear from me now am not hear from anyone honey pls i need laptop if u can get me one so that u can send it to me in fedex honey try that for me so that i can use that so that i can do everything fast ok honey pls who ur talking about honey pls

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Baby, tell me how to get that to you and you will have it. Please check your files for a mail from Mrs. Carmen SanDiego for the other thing I was talking about. She said she mailed you.

I love you!

I sent this FWD to Rose.

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Mr. B, please be very gentle with this lady. It appears that she is very heart broken over her former spouse. c.s@a t.biz This is the young lady I am talking with and I would appreciate it if you could make the proper arrangements here!

Thank you Sir!
Please be nice to her!
Derrick

I broke the link to keep it from Giggle

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oh yes honey i get the mail now but i have to take my time and ready it well honey do u no something i want to no that u have some there with u and ur going to send it for me so that i can give u the FEDEX information so that u can send it for me now because is hard for me now if am not come to my friend house i cant talk to u ok honey try that for me honey pls

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