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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Oh, it's so nice from your side to share with me your e-mail address,

I appreciate it much:) So, right now, we have a nice opportunity to

talk together, to know more about our life and countries. I'm so

interested in you, I'd like to know more about your likes, wishes and

daily life. You know, I will be happy to answer every your question,

cause I'm open and easy-going lady and I have nothing to hide from

you:) I'll be looking forward for your letter. Hope to hear from you

soon.

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Hello-Hello, dear O! How are you? How is your day there? I'm so
glad to see your letter. Firstly , I want to thank you for your
compliments and to say you are a real gentleman telling me that:) And
also I like your picture much, you are so attractive! I hope you will
continue to send me your photos Smile

I hope it is just beginning of our
nice communication:) I am fine and I'm happy to share this day with
you:) I want to thank you for telling me a little about yourself and
your wishes, I hope to know more about you in the future, your hobby,
interest, work and everything what you want to share with me:)

Well, as for my official information, my name is I and I live in
Ukraine. Right now I live in a nice city, Sevastopol, it's situated in
Crimea peninsula and there is a big port. I was born on 17th of June
1983, so I'm 29 years old. I rent a flat with my friend, her name is
Ann. We have a can, his name is Murzik:) Surely, I'll tell you more
about my family and work in the next letter:)

As for my likes, I adore cooking, swimming, walking, visiting cinema
and spend time with my friends. I like picnics and nature. Dear
Orville, you know, I like cars very much, I dream to drive well and to
get driving licence. And also I dream to find my right man, the man,
who wants to spend time together, who respects woman, likes romantic
moments and is ready for serious relationships. I want to love and be
loved. and what about you, dear? What are looking for in the Internet?
I hop to hear from you soon.

Regards.

I

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Oh, it a nice present to get your letter, dear O! So, now I know
why I have so nice mood today:) and how are you, dear? I hope you have
a nice relaxing day and you are not tired:)

It is so great that you have shared with me more things about
yourself, as I really would like to know you closer and just your
letters can help me in that at the present moment, but I'm optimist
and believe that if we want then one day we can change everything:-)
And thanks for such nice words about my Murzik and for the compliments
to me, I feel that I melt like an ice-cream under sun's rays:-)

Well, dear O, today was a really good day for me. I woke up with
a nice mood, had my cup of green tea and got to the work. You know, I
have changer many types of work and I have found myself here. I am a
manager at the car saloon. I really like cars, I like to read the
history of cars and to drive. I hope one day I'll be able to drive
very well and most of all my own car, but now I just try to learn it
just using the car of instructor:) You know, today we have sold two
cars, it's really good for our saloon, may be we even will get bonus
this month:) And what about you, O? How was your day there?

After work, I did nothing special, I came back home, fed Murzyk, my
lovely cat and now I'm happy to talk to you. I wish you to have a good
mood and really hope to hear from you soon:)

Have a nice day.

Your friend,
I

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Hello, Darling! Hello, O! How are you there and how is your day?
Is it sunny at your place? I was so glad to see your letter, I'm happy
to know more and more about you, it helps me to feel your life and to
feel you really closer. As for me, I'm fine and I have a good mood
which I'm always ready to share with you, O Smile

Dear, you are
right, I rally feel well among cars and you know, I like pickups too,
why not, as each car has its own mission.

You know, Darling,today I have had a nice surprise, my mother was at
the city and has come to me at my work. So, we have talked a little
and she said that they are waiting for me this weekend. We have the
tradition to bake the pies with my mum, so this weekend we are going
to have family dinner:) Saying some words about my family, it isn't
big, I have just my mother and father, they live in the village not
far from Sevastopol. Today I decided to send you my pictures with
them. It's a pity, that I can't spend a lot of time with my family,
but I visit them any time when I can. O, I enjoy every minute
with them, coming home, I usually feel like in my childhood. As always
mother worries of me and ask :"Do you wear warm clothes? Did you have
a good breakfast" and my father tells something new about cars:)

Darling, I hope to hear from you soon and surely, I'll be happy to
know more and more about you and your life.

Have a nice day.

I

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Hi, my lovely O!!! I adore to read your letters, to perceive
more and more things about you, your life there, your tastes and many
other things, you are so sincere man!

You know today I have been gotten up by something tender and warm...I
hoped that if I open my eyes, I'll see you...but it was Sun, that
smiled through my window:) Today I send you the picture of my friends
and also the picture from the place where my roommate works. She is a
dentist and works with kids, so as you can see, I don't afraid to
treat my teeth:)

My O, I have so nice and romantic mood today! It's so nice
outside and inside my heart too. Yesterday was usual day for me.
Coming back from work, I cooked vegetable salad and porridge for
dinner. I'd like to to have diner one day with you...I'll make
something interesting for you, I'll cook some tasty easy meal with
romantic name and we will be together at the table opposite the
decline...

Well, after dinner I came to our living room, I was alone, cause Ann
has gone to the cinema. I sat in my arm-chair, listening to the slowly
music, I was dreaming about you. I thought how wonderful that I have
met so nice person, who can be real friend for me in life. And at this
moment I understood that I feel something more than friendship to you.
Every day when I see your letter, I feel something magic inside, that
on turns on everything in my head.

Darling, you know, I'm so happy, that I had the chance to meet you and
feel that you are the person, who understands me, who is interested in
me, spends days with me, in spite of the fact that we are so far from
each other...I think everything begins from friendship and it's good,
cause beloved people first of all must be the best friends, who share
everything during their life. How do you feel about my thoughts? I
hope you are ready to begin this new level for both of us:)

Have a nice day and dream about me:)

Thinking about you,

Your Ukrainian I

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Good day to you, my dear O! I really hope that you are fine and
your day is fine:) As for me, my day is good, as I have your letter:)
It's so nice to get your letters any time, it's the best feeling to
know, that there is a person who is thinking about me...

O, dear, today I have spent a nice day, I have visited
swimming-pool with my friends. We spent this time with pleasure. As
you know, I adore swimming, it's so nice way to relax and so healthy
for my muscles:) And what about you? What did you do? I hope that one
day we will have the chance to swim together:) Maybe you will go with
us next time? Smile

Darling, I wish you to know that I began to think about you more and
more with every day. It's so strange, but so pleasant feeling...And
have you noticed the same? You know, I get up in the morning and think
about you, spend my days and wonder how my O is there...When I
go to bed, I close my eyes and try to imagine our meeting...I'd like
to walk with you hand in hand, to talk you so much, when you are near
me and enjoy every second. I hope that this dream will come true very
soon. I'd like to finish on this romantic note and will be looking
forward for your letter...

Kiss you,
Your I.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Apr 2012 Posts: 55

Did you read a lot of Penthouse Letters as a child?? hehehe

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:18 am

I did as a teen Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I had a huge stack of them.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

The joke he refers to below is

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I would love to swim with you any time. I haven't done that in a long time, mostly because I don't want to scare the kids. Me in a swimsuit is likely not a good look.

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Hello, Darling! Oh, I'm so happy being talking with you again and hey,
I like your joke, though I'm sure that you look amazing in your
swimming suit:) O, dear, I wish you to know, that every time I
see your letter, I have so much positive emotions and smiles always
appears on my lips, you see, you fill my life with joy and happiness
even being so far from me:) You are always welcome to write and tell
me anything you want. Darling, I know, that you are the person, whom I
can tell everything and you will always understand and me and can
cheer me up. I think, it's wonderful to have our talking, sharing here
so much things and I'm so happy to know more and more about you, your
likes, daily life and dreams.

Oh, finally this hard day is overing...You know, I had so much work,
cause of these month reports. And one more thing, that make me sad is
crashing up of our laptop. This morning, when I was going to write
you, I have found that it doesn't work. So, I have to bring it to the
fixing office. I so hope that it's not serious problem. But now, I
have found this Internet cafe and have the chance to write you, my
O.

Honey, you know, you are more and more important for me with every
day. I adore our talking, I adore reading your letters and I dream to
see you. Can you imagine our meeting, O? I just close my eyes
and can see the airport, where you meet me with a bouquet of white
roses...I adore flowers, darling... I hope that one day this dream
will come true...

Catch my sweet Ukrainian kiss...
Your I

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Hello my sweet O! How are you and how was your morning? You
know, dear O, I thought this day would be usual for me, but
everything changed from early morning:) It was 6 o'clock, when the
knocking at my door woke me up. Can you imagine? My parents decided to
do a surprise for me with their visit. As you already know, they live
in the village. So, my mother cooked the breakfast and made my
favorite tea, it was so nice! By the way do you prefer tea or coffee?
You know, I like to cook, but it's so pleasant when somebody cares
about you. Well, we had a friendly tasty breakfast and decided to go
to the cinema and then to have a family-dinner in the evening. If you
are here, I would like to invite you and to make acquaintance with my
parents, I'm sure you like one another!

Now, O, darling, I have a funny thing to tell you! My mum has
asked me a direct question what is going on with me. She has told that
she felt that something has happened and it was something good, as she
noticed that my eyes sparkled all the time;) It is really hard to keep
in secrets anything from parents, do you agree, my Angel:)? So, I
promised to tell them everything during our dinner, about you and me.

O, darling, do you want to know why my eyes sparkle all the
time? It is because I constantly think about you and our meeting every
day and every second. Well, Darling, I have to go, but if you are free
this evening, I'll be waiting for you in my apartment:)

Have a nice day.
Sweet Ukrainian kiss.
I

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I have also picked this one up on my main character

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Oh, it's so nice from your side to share with me your e-mail address,

I appreciate it much:) So, right now, we have a nice opportunity to

talk together, to know more about our life and countries. I'm so

interested in you, I'd like to know more about your likes, wishes and

daily life. You know, I will be happy to answer every your question,

cause I'm open and easy-going lady and I have nothing to hide from

you:) I'll be looking forward for your letter. Hope to hear from you

soon.

I

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Hello, my only O! How is my sweet man today? I hope that
everything is fine and you are smiling, reading my letter:) Darling,
as for me, everything is alright, but I was really busy with work, had
to do some reports. But now, it's a sweet pleasure for me to write
you, my O Smile

O, I want to tell you nice news. Yesterday I had a call from my
friend, Kate. We were studying at school together and were sitting at
one desk for some years. And then her family moved to another city.
And today she will come to my city and surely, we are going to meet. I
haven't seen her for so much years and I really can't wait to see her.

Honey, I have so much emotions cause of this event, I can imagine,
what I'll feel before our meeting. I think, I'll die from happiness:)
I'd like you to be with me and I'd like to introduce you with my
school friend:) I hope one day this dream will come true:) And what
about you, O? Do you have special plans for tonight? I'll be
waiting for your letter with great impatiens.

Sweet Ukrainian kiss.
Your I

From the other

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Hello, dear Derrick, I will not hide, it is a real pleasure for me to
have a chance to speak with you here, in such private and, on my
opinion, more serious way:)

I appreciate you much for the letter. Frankly speaking I'm very
interested in you and besides I'm curious, that's why I'd like to know
more about you, your life, your dreams. I hope in the next time you
will tell me about your life's story!

Probably it will be right to start from sharing with you some general
information about myself. So, as you know already from my profile, my
name is Inna and I live in Ukraine. Right now I live in a nice and
historical place with name Sevastopol, it's situated in Crimea
peninsula and there is a big Russian Black Sea port. Did you hear
about it before? Ok, I was born on 17th of June 1983, so I'm 28 years
old now. Here in Sevastopol unfortunately I don't have my own place
and I rent a flat with my friend, her name is Ann. We have a cat, his
name is Murzik and he lives with us just for the last some month. I'm
going to send you his picture, so you can see how little he is yet;)

Saying more words about my likes and passions, you know, I adore
cooking, swimming, walking, visiting cinema and spend time with my
friends. I like picnics and nature and BBQ is my favorite summer
dish:) Dear Derrick, you know, i have one more big passion in my life,
may be it is not too female but I have it - I like cars, to study
different models of them, their history etc. Now I dream to get a
driving licence that one day to have an opportunity to drive my own
car.

You know, it is great to have in life interests, friends and nice
family but in anyway I lack much the main - Love, this true and
sincere feeling. Yes, my dear Derrick, I dream here to find my right
man, man who wants to spend life with me, who respects woman's love
and care, who likes romantic moments and who is ready for serious
relationships. Like each woman I want and need to love and be loved.

Ok, my dear Derrick, now you have some picture about myself and I hope
I could impress you:)

I

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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It is a nice present to get your letter, dear Derrick and now I know
why I have so nice mood today:) And how are you, dear? I hope you have
a nice relaxing day and you are not tired:)

The rest was the same old "we sold 2 cars today". I think my other character is going to e a bit upset with this one. I have seen nothing since Thursday on that one.

EDIT: Before I could shoot the upset message I get this.

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Hello my sweet darling O, I hope you are well today and take
care about yourself. Honey, today is not my day, as everywhere I
received just sad news. At first I have been informed at the repair
shop that it will take some weeks to find necessary detail that to
repair notebook, what means that I can talk with you just through the
Internet cafe and this is my another problem, as I'm short in funds at
the present time and I'm unable to afford Internet cafe! O,
darling, why it is so in life when you become the happiest person,
when your life changes then something happens and crashes all your
dreams and hopes?! I know that my tears and complaints on life will
not help me to change the situation, as I'm a hostage of circumstance
but honey, I hope together we could find the way in this situation.
O, dear, it is not in my rules, as I always solve all problems
and obtain all aims with my own efforts but now I'm afraid much to
lose you and our connection, as I feel and know well that you are my
Destiny. Honey, may be we could share together expenses for our
talking in such way till notebook will be fixed. I'm sorry for talking
to you about all these problems, but O, dear, I don't see
another way that do not lose you! Honey, these troubles are the reason
why I'm so short in my letter, as i can't take more time at the
Internet cafe. I love you, my O, and I hope I can rely on you
and your support and care; thank you in advance, darling!
With love,
yours I

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I have mail from her on both today.

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Hello my sweet darling O, I'm so happy to be talking to you
today, I missed you so much, you didn't leave my thoughts ever, you
are always with, my O. Honey, only today I could find some funds
to look for your letter and to write you mine. I feel really sad these
days, as I didn't know how everything will be for us but now after
reading your letter I want to thank you from all my heart that you
don't mind to support me in our talking here, as you know, our
communication is the only way for me to be in contact with you. Only
you, my darling O, can make me feel the happiest woman in the
world, I have never had this ever in my life! Dear, I have asked the
manager of the Internet if it is possible for you to pay directly to
them but I was told that they accept just cash, but she has advised me
to use such system as Western Union which we can use between or
countries and then I can come to them fulfill the account. I have been
also at the bank and they say to use this transferring system you will
need the following information from my side: my full name - Anufrieva
Inna, address - Ukraine, Sevastopol, Kulakova str, 26 and city code is
99000 and from your side, after you will visit the bank, i will need
also your full name, your full address, MTCN number and also the
amount of the transfer.

O, I love you and I hope that soon sharing this problem with one
another we could solve it and to speak as we did before, as you know
that our e-mails is the only way of contacting one another for now.
Missing you much,
yours I.

That bastardo Derrick just could not resist slipping this little bit into his last reply.

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It seems that your little pussy is really loved. Please stroke it some for me. I would do it myself if I were near it. I love to stroke them

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Is it sunny at your place? I was so glad to see your letter. As for
me, I'm fine and I have a good mood which I'm always ready to share
with you, Derrick:) I always wait for your letters that to know
something new about yourself and your way of living there. And thank
you for such care and pamper to my Murzik, i will do that for him from
you, I'm sure he will be satisfied, as he is tender kitten:)

You know, darling Derrick, I thought this day would be a usual for me,
but everything changed from early morning:) It was 6 o'clock, when the
knocking at my door woke me up. Can you imagine? My parents decided to
make a surprise for me with their visit. They live in the village near
Sevastopol, they are doing farming there, so I always have fresh
fruits and vegetables on my table, I like healthy food and you? So, my
mother cooked the breakfast for all of us and made my favorite tea, it
was so nice! You know, I also like to cook, but it's so pleasant when
somebody cares about you:) Well, we had a friendly tasty breakfast and
decided to go to the cinema and then to have a family-dinner in the
evening. If you are here, I would like to invite you and to make
acquaintance with my parents, I'm sure you like one another! By the
way, you can see them on the pictures which I will send to you with my
letter.

Now, Derrick, darling, I have a funny thing to tell you! My mum has
asked me a direct question what is going on with me. She has told that
she felt that something has happened with me and it was something
good, as she noticed that my eyes sparkled all the time;) It is really
hard to keep in secrets anything from parents, as mum always cares and
worries about me and sometimes it seems that her favorite questions
are :"Do you wear warm clothes? Did you have a good breakfast", do you
understand, my Angel:)? So, I promised to tell them everything during
our dinner, about you and me.

Derrick, darling, do you want to know why my eyes sparkle all the
time? It is because I constantly think about you and our meeting here
every day and every second. Well, Darling, I have to go, but if you
are free this evening, I'll be waiting for you in my flat:)

I send you my kiss with a hope to get one from you back:)
yours I