Stupidest name ever?

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:46 pm

TheDane wrote:

I'm on a roll, here. Laughing

Robert Pope. A pleasure to meet you, your assholiness.

You just made my day!

I got this one from one of my lads. Mrs. Kāthrýn Híscock how creative!

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:48 pm

Just came across a lad who called himself Dumdum Magnus in the "From" part of the e-mail. Inside the e-mail he signed himself off as John Freeman.

Dumdum though, seriously? Has to be one of the funnier names I've seen a lad use. I'm sure I can make space to bait this idiot Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:22 pm

Cammy's latest orphan has the email addy

lucky.g3nesis

His name is Samuel G3nesis.

I should start using Phil Collins references on him.

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:51 pm

I can't keep my fingers out of surplus

Quote:

Mr.Timer Jack - Does he steal watches?
Hon. Justice Ayoola - Anyone who's familiar with Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of The Worlds will have a chuckle at this.
Mr. IVAN WENG - Nothing to boast about mate half the worlds population has one!
Mr. Kwesi Abbey Sam -Gimmie sam, gimme five, up high, down low, oops too slow.
Mr.Peter Wong - It's all gone Pete Wong
Chief Mrs. Farida Mzamber - Is she Mrs Chief or the Chief Mrs.
Mr. Harris Conklin - You can get some cream for that*

And the award for worst e-mail subject of the month goes to John Onyekwe, Benin Republic

"Contact Mr. Peter Liko,For About Your Fund"

- sorry me no liko

* (HARRIS pronounced ARRIS SILENT COCKNEY 'H' = ARISTOTLE = BOTTLE BOTTLE AND GLASS = ARSE) oh never mind!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 Oct 2011 Posts: 22

Blessing Godswill

stupid, and persistant too.

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:55 pm

Larry King.

Apparently he's given up TV and become an engineer.

Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:12 am

Euphemia Yak

is holding out for love.

Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:04 pm

We like to phone up Omega Blessing.

I always want to call him Alpha for some reason

Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:30 pm

Voucher Mbaka.

I'd like to meet his siblings Coupon and Token.

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:28 am

As to difficult to say without grinning, I give you the ever popular,

Jack Russell, a real dog..

and don't forget Bishop Jack Boners,

and Cardinal Dick Puller.. (A real wanker)

I have an email registered to Dev Nul, but I lost it.. Can't find it anywhere..

And Chip Intel is a Compaq fellow..

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:18 am

^^^ A former Nashville TN mayor was -->Bill Boner

His campaign signs had his name on a picture of a bone that you would give to a dog.

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:11 pm

I just got an email from Good Luck Jonathan, Barki Diya, and Timer Jack.
I replied to one of them using my assistants named Alla Herclosoff and Joe Ubentook. So far they bought it.
IDIOTS !!!

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:53 pm

My catcher account revealed the King David has written to me.

I cannot not bait this one.

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:30 pm

Another boner.

Quote:

Mr Boniface

Not funny but it always makes me laugh when they send an email from someone with a different name from the contact.

Quote:

From: tracey sevenoaks

Signed: Mrs. Safia Farkash Gaddafi.

Lads must have exhausted all possible Gaddafi permutations for email sign ups already. Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

@ Billy Jack:

Good Luck Jonathan is the president of Nigeria. It's quite fitting actually.

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:24 am

His wife is named Patience - WTF is with these people, do they name their children from Hallmark Greeting cards ?

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:10 am

^^ Have a look here:

http://www.onlinenigeria.com/nigeriannames/?page=1

Example: The female name Ngozika means Blessing

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:25 pm

Morgain Le Fay wrote:

^^^ A former Nashville TN mayor was -->Bill Boner

His campaign signs had his name on a picture of a bone that you would give to a dog.

I would have expected his name printed on something else ..

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:30 pm

Morgain Le Fay wrote:

My catcher account revealed the King David has written to me.

I cannot not bait this one.

How you getting on with MR.FRANKY UNCLE

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

@ wowwow - "Mr. Awkward Boner" would be a good baiter name.

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:25 pm

^^ It's one of those modern interpretations on the Nutcraker Sweet.

She's saying: 'Is that a Plié in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.'

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:50 pm

wowwow wrote:

How you getting on with MR.FRANKY UNCLE

I turned other baiters loose on Franky Uncle as I have a number of other baits going on.

BTW, the King David one -- his email has been shut down -- so no Biblical fun there.

Semi Frank Tutu

I B Rowa (I interpreted as I B Rowing (a boat)

lord good (Good Lord!)

Tshabalala

ANTI CORRUTION OFFICE (Anything like deer during rutting season)

jgfugfu jglgjglg (say again??????)

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:22 pm

Mr Brown Beko, which sounds like a brand of tea.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:57 am

Helen Tshabalabala
Robert(a) Stew (Also known as Tony Emeka)
Vladimir Mosco
Uthman Mary (The lad has a lisp)
Jimmy Brown
Larry Telah
Graham Powell
Cinthia Andrew
Col. Brian D. Kent
Sussan Karim
Kwame Essien
Lord Good
Vera Andrew
Mark Vario
I B Rowa
Dwayne E Fisher
Joycessaabira
Lisa Jobe
James Onanefe Ibori
Addoh
mr Buckley
Loki Brous (French speaking lad)
Bob Larry
George Denika
Yeung Lap Ming
Drtunde Lemon

All from my catcher account.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:24 am

I need to set one up...I assume directions for doing so are listed in the forum?