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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:02 am

I know, i know. It was really lame but i was bored and couldn't believe he persevered for so long. lol

Lad

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Attention.

Good day to you. This is the second time am sending your this email...

I am Mr Bode Williams (Financial Secretary of Central Bank of Nigeria), there is presently a counter claims on your funds by one MRS. JANET MILLER, who is presently trying to make us believe that you are on the Hospiatl bed and that you need this fund very badly and even explained that you entered into an agreement with her, to help you in receiving your fund $10.5M So here comes the big question. Did you sign any Deed of Assignment in favor of (MRS. JANET MILLER)?. thereby making her the current beneficiary with this following account details:

MRS. JANET MILLER,
AC/NUMBER: 6503809428.
ROUTING/122006743,
B/NAME:CITI BANK,
ADDRESS:NEW YORK,USA

We shall proceed to issue all payments details to the said MRS. JANET MILLER,if we do not hear from you within the next two working days from today.However, you are advice to back to me immediately and confirm to me also if MRS. JANET MILLER is from you or not.

Be noted that you have less than 48hrs to get in contact with me before we proceed to issue all payments to the said Mrs.Miller.

Thanks

Mr Bode Williams
Financial Secretary of Central Bank of Nigeria.
(SPECIAL PAYMENT OFFICE)
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

Me

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Eh?

Lad

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Our Ref : NLAG/FGN/CBN/B2402/11.

THE DESK OF THE FINANCIAL SECRETARY.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA,
CORPORATE HEAD QUARTERS,
TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS.

Attention. Beneficiary..

I am sending you an email in regards to your Contract Payment forwarded to
my office from the Federal Government of Nigeria Revenue Office for
immediate payment, I want you to know that this payment is valid and is
reflected in our system, I have ensured that you receive your fund as soon
as possible Since you have responds to this office that you are not in the
Hospital bed or had authorised or signed any deal with this woman in the
Name "Mrs Jenet Millier", As far as I am concerning regarding this I will
want you to know that all investigation will be carry out to ensure that
this woman is trace and capture for further investigation by the Security
Agent.

I advice you to cooperate with me and listen to my advice because this
organization will not be held responsible for any lapses ormis-direction of
your fund worth of $10.5 Million usd due to your inability of you to
cooperate with me who is in-charged. When this payment notification was
forwarded to my humble office, I decided to contact you for immediate
payment.

We have contacted the FBI in your country to notify them regarding this
matter in tracing the woman with her forwarded information and also about
this transaction because we realize some hoodlums/impostors have been
contacting us (Central Bank of Nigeria) and claiming they are helping you
get your fund or claiming to us that you are dead but instead they have been
transferring some part of your fund to someone else somewhere we are yet to
figure that and as soon we get them we will notify you.

Please present the below information for me in order to update my
record/payment file.

Full Name:
Address:
Occupation:
Telephone:
Age:
Scan Copy of ID:

You are to act fast to every instruction giving to you by me and get back to
me, as soon as you receive this email. I will be attending a meeting this
morning with the Board and Trustee of the CBN and I will give you the
feedback of this meeting on later.

Thank you,

Mr. Bode Williams
Financial Secretary of Central Bank of Nigeria.
(SPECIAL PAYMENT OFFICE)
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

Me

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What??

Lad

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Our Ref : NLAG/FGN/CBN/B2402/11.

THE DESK OF THE FINANCIAL SECRETARY.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA,
CORPORATE HEAD QUARTERS,
TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS.

Attention. Beneficiary Phil De Paye

I am sending you an email in regards to your response to the required
personal information you have forwarded to my desk cause I have sent this to
you ever since 1st of July and I tried re-send it today when I got your
quick response to the requirement, Now I want you know that every necessary
activities will be commence on your fund worth of $10.5 million usd release
as soon as you have get back to me if the below Personal information is
correct because the Central Bank of Nigeria will not be held responsible for
any lapses ormis-direction/wrongful delivery of your fund worth of $10.5
Million usd to which has been accredited into an ATM Master Card and will be
deliver to your door step......

Let this be known to you that the as soon as you get this done, You are
charge for the Cost of Delivery (COD) in which you will pay before the
delivery can commence down to your door step, the Management have decided at
the meeting heard today that you are required to pay $422 usd for the
delivery of your ATM Master Card and some other charges which had been
included as stated below:

Delivery charges: $320 usd only
Value Added Tax: $102 usd only.

Now below is the Cashier information you are to send the Cost of $422 usd to
Via Western Union Money Transfer nearest to you and fill the space that is
required.

Cashier Name: Olaide Adebayo
Address:Lagos, Nigeria.
Amount: $422 usd only
Hint: For What?
Answer: Good

Sender Name:.................??
Address:......................
??
MTCN #:........................??

You are to act fast to every instruction giving to you by me and get back to
me, as soon as you receive this email. I will be waiting to hear from you
regarding the payment so I can inform the Board and Trustee of the CBN and
Immediately you get the payment send and get back to me with the full
sender's details then you are only to wait for just 72 hrs for the
confirmation of your delivery (ATM Master Card ).

I believe you understand that time wait for no body as soon as you act fast
to the instruction giving to you and I assured you that everything regarding
your delivery will commence immediately i receive the payment information
from you.And I will advice you get back to me with your Cell/Mobile Phone number

I wait for positive respond

Thank you,

Mr. Bode Williams
Financial Secretary of Central Bank of Nigeria.
(SPECIAL PAYMENT OFFICE)
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

Me

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Pardon?

Lad

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Good day to you Phil De Payne, I write to know from you why you have
not responds to email as I had instructed you regarding the delivery
fee of 422 usd you are to pay before your readily ATM parcel can be
deliver to your door step.

Now I will only be waiting to hear from you in the next 24hrs and any
failure to hear from you will make me proceed on the Termination of
your payment file and fund.

Waiting for your positive respond Phil De Payne.

Your in christ.

MR BODE WILLIAMS.
C.B.N Financial Secretary.

Me

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What?

Lad

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Good day to you Phil De Payne, I write to know from you if I should
terminate your Payment file because I must tell you that you are
wasting time and We have less time to round-up this transaction.

Lastly I will like to hear from you Phil De Payne if I should return
your file and fund to the Bank treasury room.

Waiting to hear from you.

Your in christ.

MR BODE WILLIAMS.

Me

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What payment??

Lad

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Our Ref : NLAG/FGN/CBN/B2402/11.

THE DESK OF THE FINANCIAL SECRETARY.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA,
CORPORATE HEAD QUARTERS,
TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS.

Attention. Beneficiary Phil De Payne

I got the contents of your email Phil De Payne and First of all I really believed you got the below mail which I had sent to you regarding the Charges fee(Duty Charges) for the Delivery of your ATM Parcel to your door step in London but ever since then you did not get back to to me with the payment as I have instructed you so the Courier in- charge can commence on your delivery.

I want you to know that your late respond to my email are not appreciated cause The Boards and the Ministry of Finance would have terminated your payment file and return your fund worth of $10.5 Million usd back to the Bank Treasury room as I had updated you in the previous email but I have been the one who had pleaded on your behalf all because I had not heard from you ever since the last email.

Now I will like you to read the below mail that I had sent to you to know How much you will be paying for the delivery charges and whom (Cashier in charge) to pay the fee of $422 usd and Once again below is the Cashier Data you are to send the Delivery fee of $422 usd to Via western Union Transfer nearest to you and fill the space that is required.

Cashier Name: Olaide Adebayo
Address:Lagos, Nigeria.
Amount: $422 usd only
Hint: For What?
Answer: Good

Sender Name:.................??
Address:...................... ...??
MTCN #:........................??

I will waiting to hear from you as you have now no why your payment file and fund will be return back to the Bank Treasury room if you fail to comply to this as this is the only delay on your delay and I will not you to waste any more time regarding this as I have inform the Boards that you have respond to my email and I will be waiting to hear from you at urgent Phil De Payne.

Thank you,

Mr. Bode Williams
Financial Secretary of Central Bank of Nigeria.
(SPECIAL PAYMENT OFFICE)
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

Me

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What?

Lad

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Our Ref : NLAG/FGN/CBN/B2402/11.

THE DESK OF THE FINANCIAL SECRETARY.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA,
CORPORATE HEAD QUARTERS,
TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS.

Attention. Beneficiary Phil De Payne

I got the contents of your email Phil De Payne and I am sorry for the
late respond to your email Phil De Payne cause I have been on a short
leave that is why and Now I am on desk, regarding your request Phil De
Payne, I want you to know that you can as well send the delivery fee
of $422 usd Via Money Gram nearest to you and get back to me with all
the necessary sender's data such as Sender Name, Sender Address and
the Referrence Number which is 8 digit number.

Now I will not want you to made any mistake regarding the Cashier data
below that is why I have resend it to you again for a better
confirmation of who you are to send the delivery fee of $422 usd to
Via Money Gramm.

Cashier Name: Olaide Adebayo
Address: Lagos, Nigeria.
Amount: $ 422 usd only
Hint: For What?
Answer: Good

Sender Name:.................??
Address:......................
...??
MTCN #:........................??

I will waiting to hear from you as soon as you have send the delivery
and do get back to me with all the sender data required for your
payment confirmation and I will be waiting to hear from you at urgent
Phil De Payne.

Thank you,

Mr. Bode Williams
Financial Secretary of Central Bank of Nigeria.
(SPECIAL PAYMENT OFFICE)
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

Me

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Do what?

Lad

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Our Ref : NLAG/FGN/CBN/B2402/11.

THE DESK OF THE FINANCIAL SECRETARY.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA,
CORPORATE HEAD QUARTERS,
TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS.

Attention. Beneficiary Phil De Payne

I got the contents of your email Phil De Payne and I am sorry for the
late respond to your email Phil De Payne cause I have been on a short
leave that is why and Now I am on desk, regarding your request Phil De
Payne, I want you to know that you can as well send the delivery fee
of $422 usd Via Money Gram nearest to you and get back to me with all
the necessary sender's data such as Sender Name, Sender Address and
the Referrence Number which is 8 digit number.

Now I will not want you to made any mistake regarding the Cashier data
below that is why I have resend it to you again for a better
confirmation of who you are to send the delivery fee of $422 usd to
Via Money Gramm.

Cashier Name: Olaide Adebayo
Address: Lagos, Nigeria.
Amount: $ 422 usd only
Hint: For What?
Answer: Good

Sender Name:.................??
Address:......................
...??
MTCN #:........................??

I will waiting to hear from you as soon as you have send the delivery
and do get back to me with all the sender data required for your
payment confirmation and I will be waiting to hear from you at urgent
Phil De Payne.

Thank you,

Mr. Bode Williams
Financial Secretary of Central Bank of Nigeria.
(SPECIAL PAYMENT OFFICE)
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

Me

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Pardon?

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Good day to you Phil De Payne and how are you today? I got your email
Phil De Payne but I do not understand it.

Please get back to me at urgent and explain to me more better, And
also get back to me on why you have not send the delivery fee of 422
usd to the Cashier in the name 'OLAIDE ADEBAYO'.

I need your urgent respond Phil De Payne on when you be sending the
delivery fee so that the Courier can get your Package deliver to you.

Your in christ.

Rev. Bode Williams.

Me

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You what?

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I write to know from you Phil De Payne why you have not yet send the
delivery fee of $422 usd as ATM package to be deliver to your door
step or Should I inform the Managment that you are not serious so they
can terminate your payment file and your fund.

Wiating to hear from you at urgent.

Mr Bode Williams.

Me

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Terminate what??

Lad

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Good day to you Phil De Payne. I got your email and I want you know
that you are not novice about this matter, As you know that you have a
fund worth of 10.5 Million urd which you it accredited into an ATM
Card and be deliver to your door step as instructed.

And you are informed about the delivery fee of 422 usd you are to send
for the delivery to be deliver to you but due to you late respond in
sending the fee for your ATM Package to be deliver, that is why the
Bank Boards of Director want me to notify you that your fund and your
payment file shall be terminate if you fail to comply by sending the
delivery fee of 422 usd as you are have been instructed in the
previous email sent to you Phil De Payne.

You know all about this already Phil and I want you that your ATM
Package is ready for delivery the only delay is the delivery fee of
422 usd you have not send.

Be further advice that the Bank boards of directors are waiting to
hear me before they commence on the termination of your fund and your
payment file.

I wait to hear from you before I inform The Boards.

Your in the Lord.

Mr. Bode Williams.

Me

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ATM??

Lad

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I will advice you re-check all the email you received from me from the
begining and get back if you want your delivery.

Thanks and God bless.

Mr. Bode Williams.

Me

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What email??

Lad

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Read every email you received from me and be inform that if you did
not respond to this matter and sending the delivery fee of 422 usd
before 2nd of Dec. 2011, that your payment file and your ATM Package
will be terminate.

So Phil De Payne, you only 72 hours to get things right and stop pretending.

Waiting for your urgent respond Phil De Payne.

Me

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Pretending??

Lad

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Good day to you Phil De Payne and how are you today? I got the content
of your email but I want you to know that time wait for no one and I
beleived you want your fund worth of 10.5 Million usd which has been
accredited into an Atm Card to be deliver to your door step as you
want it Phil.

Be also inform that you have less than 24 hours to comply by sending
the delivery charges of 422 usd and as you already know that the
Boards have given they words ever since 3 days ago (72 hrs) that if
you did not send the 422 usd to the Cashier details Via Western Union
as stated below:

Name: OLAIDE ADEBAYO.
Address: LAGOS NIGERIA.
Amount: 422 usd only.
Hint: For What?
Answer: Good.

And do get back to me with the Full Sender's details and the MTCN
NUMBER (10 Digits).

So I wait to hear from you Phil De Payne.

Yours in the Lord.

Mr. Bode Williams.

Me

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what?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 15 Jan 2010 Posts: 953

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I know, i know. It was really lame...

Still, had me laughing all the way. More proof they don't really read the initial replys.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

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I know, i know. It was really lame...

Not at all - it is a good time, actually. Laughing

Another tactic you can use is to break a long email down, piece by piece, ask one single question per reply, and then balk when your lad hasn't answered any of the other questions, specifically.

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:13 pm

^^^i'll have to remember that one lol Laughing

I did enjoy playing with that lad though, i still can't believe he persevered so long. He kept replying for almost 2 weeks Shocked

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Delay, delay, obfuscate, delay...the secret to any straight-bait. Wink

There are people here who do nothing but.

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:23 pm

Looks like majority of the lad's stuff was just script, he probably kept going as it was easy to just give you the good ol' copy-pasta Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Apr 2009 Posts: 375

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:40 am

You actually think that was lame ??...That my friend was nothing short of Laugh my ass off funny !!!....when i think of the look on that morons face and him trying to think of a way to word his next email to get it thru your head I almost laughed my contacts out...it kinda reminds me of that cop - speed freak interrogation scene from the movie " Spun " where Frisbee ( Patrick Fugit ) drove cop ( Peter Stormare) up the wall by answering every question with a one word question - - Priceless

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 11 Apr 2012 Posts: 3

I use the almighty power of... Huh? or no espeak englisi

Have encountered 4 of the scammers since Jan. and they get sucked in by my use of not speaking english... Lmoa!

I tell them I'm swedish, which in fact the truth. The thing is google translator helps me speak fluent swedish and I mix it with norwegian so they can't really figure it out. I use alot of the huh? and no espeak englisi as well as ok.
When i say ok... I literally tell them to esplane me. Then they proceed to be the idiots they are and explain. lol

Don't know how I managed to get myself into this scamming thing and frankly the first bout with it made me quite nervous and I thought he was for real! Thank God I have woman's intuition and it saved me.

Am still speaking with one now who claims to be from London. It took him until this month to ask for money. Ya right! Like i'm going to give him some? Put it this way... When pigs grow polka dotted wings and fly over hell and back.

There is one thing I have noticed about these jerks... They like to use the words "Queen" and "Heart Beat" and "ding" alot. I have grown to hate these words and when they say it I know they are scammers. So I reply with Huh? Ok. I don undrestan plases esplane me.

Another of the famous words... "I love you baby" ya right! How the hell can u love someone u never met? Give me a break!

I kind of enjoy wasting their time and getting them absolutely nowhere. Lol. Laughing

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