Corrupt a wish Genie

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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:24 am

Granted! Your father now uses a IT genuis from India and loudly proclaims "I have no son!"

I wish Pandora would have curbed her curiosity.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:52 am

Your wish is granted and now the earth is really overpopulated. Best to you as you live on your postage stamp of land.

I wish I know what the heck I was talking about more frequently.

Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:27 pm

Denied. If you did, you would get bored very easily. Think of it as challenging your self mentally and emotionally.

I wish somebody would do an audit on the railway in Thomas the Tank Engine.

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:52 am

Granted! Genie finds mass corruption, embezzlement and import goat sex slave trade.. Shocked

Sorry but you asked Genie...

I wish I knew what the hell happened to BF's icons and quotes....

Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:17 am

Granted, he swallowed them.

I wish for peace.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Granted.

The Powers That Be (PTB) misunderstand your request, however, and replace everything in your pantry with cans of 'Libby's Sweet Peas.'

Good luck to you.

I wish that all United Airlines employees (particularly Mary and Emily) were all bundled up into their fleet planes, and then stuck on a tarmac in Reykjavik, Iceland and forced to relive the Donner Party experience.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:45 am

Granted, but for every hour they are on the tarmac, you lose 500 frequent flyer miles. Sorry...

I wish to get the image of Snerd's wish out of my mind.

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:20 pm

Granted. You now have images of a large orgy of hairy men from 1970's porn films. Hope this helps.

I wish I would be here more often instead of my new hobby, metal detecting!!

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:18 am

Granted, the genie splits your brain in half (or nearly in half... oops, sneezed) and one half is now "mental detecting" and the other half is here. Your personality is now split too and you are truly androgynous.

I wish to have my brain cleansed of the images people keep placing there.

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:40 am

Granted and now you will have the images that only I put there.

I wish to put purdy images in sweetnoids head. Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Granted, now he can't stop thinking about Silvio Berlusconi in his leather bra and panties any more. Unfortunately by accident the image of Marilyn Monroe having sex with you is planted in your brain. Marilyn Monroe as she looks TODAY, of course.

I wish to have Kirsten Dunst, Anna Kournikova and Sophie Marceau naked by my side at a nice warm beach, along with plenty of cocktails, palm trees and Reggae music.

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:21 pm

Granted, you have them with you at the beach and cocktails. However Genie accidently made you impotent, so all you can do is stare and dream. Enjoy the time.

I wish the stupid weather would cooperate with me, was nice and warm last week, friggin freezing again.

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:59 pm

Denied, you have not cooperated with the weather.

I wish Bart didn't freak over the weather. lol!

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:51 pm

Granted. Now I freak about cement blocks. They have legs and chase me all night long.

I wish I had so much confidence that I completely lacked fear.

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:08 am

Granted Bart, you have so much confidence you have to bump this thread again.

I wish i didn't have to tqalk to myself so much.

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:09 am

Granted...Tqalking to yourself is illegal in most civilized cultures anyway.

I wish for a happy ending....for me dammit!

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Granted. It's a sudden ending though. Before you know it, it's over.

I wish for tasty liquorice.

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:01 pm

Granted: your liquor has been frozen in a cryo-chamber and will take hours to thaw.

I wish it was 2:30 already so I could get out of here.

Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:08 am

Granted, it was 2:30, but you have been tapped to do a double shift today. I hope you enjoy your sudden surprise.

I wish for more Thunder and Lightening tonight.

Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:33 pm

Granted. All the lightning hits your home tonight. If the shock doesn't kill you, the thunder winds up making you deaf. Now you can apply for disability.

I wish things were mpre reasonable

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:06 am

Granted..Here you go...quite reasonable.

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I wish Saturn wasn't so close to Uranus..

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:34 pm

Granted, it's now close to yours.

I wish proxy settings were the way they used to be (not blocking me from visiting this site on my work place).

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:06 pm

Granted, you can now visit me at your work place. Cool

I wish wokabobabe was working all the time. Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:42 pm

Granted. wokabobabe now works 24/7 but only get's paid for eight hours of work. wokabobabe is quite grateful of your wish.

I wish Las Vegas like it used to be, smaller casinos, everyone dressed in their best and all controlled by the mob.

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Granted. You are now caught in "Casino Royale". Unfortunately the casino isn't for sale any more this time. Enjoy spending the rest of your life there.

I wish I was very very rich