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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

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am simple minded person

At least s/h/it is an honest simple minded person.

Reading these are so entertaining!

Got one with a most appropriate subject line:

"From the Desk of Ibrahim Lamerde".

The name suits him. Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:26 am

Barrister Fong Chong

Agathe Christine

Heritage Ntep

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:31 am

Some classic moniker reversal: Freeman George.

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:24 am

Yes classic reversal Smile

invading surplus this week ..

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SIR SLICE MAX - Lord of pizzahut?
Rev Father Augustaine Goodluck.
Ajara Kones - Ajara coffee
Mr Javed Gogo, - Jojo was a dancer ..
Mr Barrjoy Zongo - Nobody's having any fun on my watch.
Mr.Mahmadou Issa - your mama do what?
Amidou malaky - am a do nothing!
Mrs.Mariam OUEDRAOGO - Odour of ogo?
Ms. Alice Dong - *chortle*
Mr. O'breil Thabo - I don't think lads really get Irish names

The prize for 'Pointless calculations of the week' goes to Dr. Akim Dantey.

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Approximate kilo of gold is five hundred and fifty (550), kilos and per kilo price was calculated at seventeen thousand five hundred dollars, (17, 500, 00), per kilo price, and the total five hundred fifty (550), kilos of gold amount to (USD$ 9, 625, 000, 00).The diamond carats is 7,044, in different carat weight and sizes, collectively we have weight sizes of 5.2 carat sizes, 7,21 and 8.15 this is in various size and in total the carats are 7,044 carat respectively, and the total breakdown is calculated at USD$2,857,00,00 per carat. And the total diamond, wish amount to (USD$ 20, 124, 708, 00). And the precious stone GREEN/EMERALD TOURMALINE with Vvs Clarity the sizes of the stones range from (2), two grams sizes to 5.5 sizes. The BLUE/GREEN TOURMALINE, with Vvs Clarity and sizes ranges from (2) two grams sizes to 4.5 grams, is worth (USD$ 3, 250, 202, 00)

.. thanks for the breakdown, I'm totally convinced now .. note the 8.5 carat diamonds, that's quite a big rock, bout the same size as my thumbnail.

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:12 pm

I'm on a roll, here. Laughing

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Robert Pope.

A pleasure to meet you, your assholiness. Laughing

And then there is...

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mr.boma lass

I guess 'small boi' doesn't cover this one... Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:24 pm

wowwow wrote:

Pointless calculations of the week go to Dr. Akim Dantey.

I baited him for a while - he wanted $9,300 for storage fees.

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:01 pm

I know I've seen this one before, but I didn't read all 15 pages:

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Mrs. Blessing Charles

Is that a name or an action?

But the sign off is great:

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Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Blessing Charles.
ASSISTANT CHAIRMAN,
Copyright © 2011

Are they starting to copyright their scam emails? Who will they prosecute and through what authority if the copyright is violated?

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

This poor lad appears not only to have a broken space bar but seems to have had too much coffee as well:

BarristerBarristerObinnaJude(ESQ)

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:29 pm

BarristerBarrister, maybe he's got some sort of speech impediment

Surplus scrounging

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My name is the joy - the joy of what?

I am Larisa Sosnitskaya and I represent Mr. Mikhail Khordokovsky - and I'm Mr SuchalongnameIcanttypeitallsky

My name is Patricial Cookies and i am in the United STATE (USA) Navy - I'd like some of them cookies.

Promise Oneil - Promise me that's your real name.

Mr. Curtins Jefferson - It's curtains for you my lad.

Uche Dickson (Bonvoyage1000 pyramid scheme) - It's so close to Itchy Dick son.

Rev.Dr.Akpan Steven -

Dr. DR WiLLiAM ULYLES - Doctor doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning? (child of the 80's)

Mrs sherlinl wang - oh come on, at least put a vowel between the 'n' and the 'l'

Mrs. Julie Van Hans - has dishpan hands!

Brigadier General Nana Tennyson - He's a general nana.

And WTF confessions of the week go to

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My name is James Kamara ,am from Angola here in Africa, but presently am here in Accra Ghana.

I work with Derckan road construction company here in Ghana, am a cook to the director of the company Mr.Derick Mckiern he is white man from the united state of America. ...

The director of the company takes me as his wife he is a gay I stay with him in the same house in the company yard,he always make love to me as his wife.

Really not sure why he felt he needed to include that dodgy bit of info in his ramblings (de-education?)
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=216817
Embarassed

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

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The director of the company takes me as his wife he is a gay I stay with him in the same house in the company yard,he always make love to me as his wife.

Maybe you can arrange for him and his "husband" to appear on Dr. Phil. I'm sure he would be well compensated with an appearance fee and all airfare, hotels etc. covered.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:34 pm

Apparently his husband died playing 'sport' because he had a 'hardon'

then he did some picketing ... well something like that ..
and he's into beautification of arachnids as well!

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It was yesterday the director of the company went to a conference meeting but on his way from the meeting he hard an a serious accident with his car and died at a sport.

I was in the house phone was ringing and i picket up the phone, it was a doctor from the hospital and told me Mr.Derick Mckiern the director of Derckan road construction company is death.

buy a spider cuter machine and ship it to me, or you fly with the cuter and meet me here in Ghana

in Africa they may set eyes on me

Funniest e-mail for a long while.

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:50 pm

Latest gold dust lad in my catcher account.

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Mr, bakery maiga

Maybe he should go make the donuts!

and a friend of his

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I am very busy here in the capital city of FinLand

I think Jimmy Buffett would like that (Fins to the right, fins to the left (song))

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 949

ScammedOut wrote:

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am simple minded person

At least s/h/it is an honest simple minded person.

Reading these are so entertaining!

Got one with a most appropriate subject line:

"From the Desk of Ibrahim Lamerde".

The name suits him. Laughing

Hehe I think I got one from the same lad. Except he spelled it Lamorde. I've been calling him "Lamerod" in my correspondence Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 05 Apr 2012 Posts: 1

I got Mr. Antonio Macaulay. But Mrs. Keisha Ammy wins.

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:58 pm

Here are a few bad eggs for Easter

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Miss Joyce Godwin R.Attipoe - R.attie poo?
Ma Guang Lu - You are going to the loo? TMI thanks.
Ms Faith Titi Attah - I'm having a little titter at this one
Mr. Brown Igho -