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Duffy Duck
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Sep 2011
Posts: 413
Location: Rhymes with Duff!
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Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:35 pm |
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Wow, what a retarded email!!! And where is England II?  |
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"You are the biggest fool i have ever come across in my whole wide world, i advise you to stay away from me all the days of your life. you are nothing but a poke meat." Frodo Baggins
"you are an idiot and a moron, who are you. why are you lying. saying you came to my office and could not locate me. you must be a bastard and your mother must have been a prostitute" Advocate Mark Johnson
"Let us not misunderstand, twist or put up a logic while I do not even know the exact thing you are talking" George Lawsson |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:23 am |
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| Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth of England II |
A bit dyslexic! |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:06 am |
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^^It's like Second Corinth, where Paul wrote one of his letters to. |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:30 am |
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^^^ He's all yours: [email protected]
He's currently found half way down on page three of the catcher account in my sig line if you want to see the original.  |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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LOSTINSPACE
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 05 Dec 2011
Posts: 93
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:03 am |
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| YOUR ARE UPLIFTED LIKE MOUNTAINS THIS YEAR |
WOW!!
I didn't know that  Sounds trippy |
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i belive in jebus with all my heart - Nation Prophet (no it was not a one time typo  )
You will not go unponished - Hassan Toure Pissed goldlad after 6 months of mercyless baiting.
I have been going through your cheap mails and fabules.However, will not be there with your "ALTMAN BE PRISED" play card rather i have sent Angels to the airport to raise the play card "JESUS BE PRAISED" Once you see the playcard "JESUS BE PRAISED" fall down and worship him, knowing that your cheap and unworthy filthy tricks have been discovered. - Micheal Umaru, gold salesman
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:25 am |
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^ That'll be Mrs. Natty Evan from Kuwait. Sounds like she could be a likely candidate as one of Inspector Gadget's thunder bum lads. |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:02 am |
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| please help me because of my daughter it's urgent |
You just wait until she hits puberty and discovers boys mate.  |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:10 am |
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This one actually does resemble the sort of emails I get from my beloved sister.
I know you visit this place and will most likely read this. I love you really. |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:29 am |
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Got this one from my SE lad yesterday after I sent a before and after photo of a trellis I built. That and a 5 page form to get her money sent to America.
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| only as for your photo,not the grass! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:39 am |
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Well, there's:
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| Once again I.M.F favourable declearation today |
I first read it as "deceleration".
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| FBI SIGNED AGAINST YOU |
Well, equal opportunity I guess... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:36 am |
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| Dear Allah elected one. |
I am glad to know you, but Allah knows you better... 
Oh heck. I'm well and truly forked.  |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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Bort
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Apr 2011
Posts: 1652
Location: The land of crocodiles, drop-bears and corrupt premiers
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Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:31 pm |
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| YOUR ARE UPLIFTED LIKE MOUNTAINS THIS YEAR |
WOW!!
I didn't know that Sounds trippy |
I got that gem in my catcher account as well. Sadly the body of the email was just a standard, boring dying widow format. |
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"After the IRS approved our form i became very joyful and much expectant of the money... now i am feeling so bad about the whole thing", "I feel like crying my eyes out of it sockets" - Ozzy Warri-Lome (w/ Big X)
"GOD WILL GORGE YOU, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW A CRIMINAL LIKE YOU", "I BELIEVE YOU ARE A DEVIL INCANATE", "I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE KIND OF HUMAN ARE YOU" - Rev Nachaat
"god will surely judge you for all you have made me gone through", "STOP PLAYING DIRTY GAMES WITH ME", "OGUN WILL KILL ALL YOU ALL" - Scott Larry  Benin City-Sokoto
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Mega Bandit
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jul 2009
Posts: 277
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Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:03 am |
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These are all subject lines in a bait I had in which I pretended to be a cult leader and occasionally made threats or confessed to having murdered other people.
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| that is too much you cant hold the war of blood repent |
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| This sounds funny where i am gicving you last chance in truth avoiding your death |
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| stop sending mew stupid conditions it is wickedness |
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| NO CONFIRMATION FROM THE TENDER BOARD OF THE MONEY GRAMM FROM SH1ELD S3CURITIES |
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| THIS SYSEM OF INITIATIPON IS OVER I HAVE FINISHED THE FIRST FORM SO TRY AND GET ME RIGHT AND PAY THE MONEY NOT TO BETRAY ME AS A BROTHER |
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| You are Still A Baby in the World Dont Be Foolish |
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| think well on this no death in christ jesus |
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| Just find something else to do than decieving yourself on what you dont know you have lost the money byy |
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R0lland Linc0ln (April 29, 2010-June 3, 2011)
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"Also note that from the record in your payment files, your overdue outstanding balance is US$100,000,000,000,000 million dollars." -Sanusi Lamido Sanusi
"Ok send the money to your mother pussy i will come and get it there" -M4stercard J4ckpot L0ttery Pr0mo
"Still in the box area. the step is just too much" -Anth0ny Grayh4ms (1546 clicks)
"i want to inform you that i have to quit this s3curity sh1eld here and never to come to this awful site again...Am sorry i am being so hash and angry on you" -R0lland Lincoln AKA Steven 0yas (4305 questions answered) |
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LOSTINSPACE
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 05 Dec 2011
Posts: 93
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Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:47 pm |
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| Attention Beneficiary!!!( I NO THAT U ARE NOT GOING TO BELIVE IT ! IT REAL. |
Ok now I believe you!!!!! |
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i belive in jebus with all my heart - Nation Prophet (no it was not a one time typo )
You will not go unponished - Hassan Toure Pissed goldlad after 6 months of mercyless baiting.
I have been going through your cheap mails and fabules.However, will not be there with your "ALTMAN BE PRISED" play card rather i have sent Angels to the airport to raise the play card "JESUS BE PRAISED" Once you see the playcard "JESUS BE PRAISED" fall down and worship him, knowing that your cheap and unworthy filthy tricks have been discovered. - Micheal Umaru, gold salesman
stop to be fooling ur self and being ingratitude and insensitive. - Barrister Boris Koch |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:54 am |
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OK, Who's been talking?  |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:16 pm |
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Indeed.  |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:54 pm |
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This is not from a format but an off script reply, but nevertheless funny...
| Miss Bean Jimmy Lemi Milla wrote: |
| Daddy please dont be angry with the bank |
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 Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
  Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:41 am |
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I thought someone was playing a joke when I got these one after the other.
I've always wanted to be lower-upper upper-middle working class.
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| MESSAGE FROM THE HOUSE OF LORD'S BENIN REPUBLIC |
Recognition from the grateful public of Benin at last. |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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MelStim
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Apr 2012
Posts: 24
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Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:32 am |
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| ( merycris ogwo is in love with you) |
That was quick I have not even met him/her/it.
and what is with the brackets? |
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BearSeason
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jun 2011
Posts: 1066
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Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:32 pm |
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| Do not take this transaction to be a joke because it is my life |
Too late. |
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THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ARE DONE WITH ALL THIS YOUR CHILD'S PLAY...PLEASE IT IS ENOUGH. - Jeff
i can believe that all this will be happened to me why me why me / all my future had scatted - Rechel
you are a man that did not go to the four wall of any school at all. - Attorney Sarah Nan
U 2 go fuck yourself ! I don't need the money and stop emailing me please / BASTARD!!!! / fuck ur family
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Where all the cool kids are.</a>
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PeaceOutNY
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 Mar 2012
Posts: 19
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Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:38 pm |
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| My uncles has been seriously chasing me around with constant treats, trying to suppress me so that I will surrender the documents of this funds deposit and trying to force me to instruct the bank to release the fund into his control. |
Death by candy? Where do I sign up? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:12 pm |
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| Where have you been?Your Payment Verily Ready{Urgent & Urgent} |
Pseudo-medieval email? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri May 04, 2012 2:30 pm |
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| Jeuse answers prayers |
NSFW!
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri May 04, 2012 5:45 pm |
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| Think about me hard |
From Moosechuckle Modeling's pervert Oke. |
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x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sun May 06, 2012 11:32 am |
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| An invitation to Multiply |
Fnarr...fnarr... Yak..yak... Fibble...fibble...  |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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