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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:44 pm |
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A simple ASEM into ladland by my character Janice, spoofing a RL romance scammer:
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I Would Like To Proceed
Hello:
Thank you for your surprising letter with the wonderful news about the
money. My name is J@nice Richardson, I am 33 years old from Manchester, United Kingdom.
I am divorced with one child and need the money to start saving for his
future college education as well as pay off my house in Manchester and
other debts
I am currently on assignment in Cote d'Ivoire with a construction company, so it is possible that we could meet face to face in the near future. How long will it take to complete this business?
I can be reached anytime at my UK mobile phone: +O7417490342. Also,
please send all future correspondence to my private mailbox:: [email protected]@hotmail.co.uk
I greatly look forward to hearing from you.
With fond regards,
Janice |
A scripted reply from Mr. Hemm R0ydds, [email protected]:
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Hello Janice,
Thanks for your reply.
Like you have rightly stated in your reply that we need to meet face to face. This will be achieve as soon as this funds is successfully transferred to your account in United Kingdom and the beauty of it all is that you have dealings with construction company as this transaction has much to do with supplies and constructions in the NIGERIAN LIQUIFIED NATURAL GAS (NLNG).
Therefore, it will interest me to let you know that if you will be loyal, honest and dedicated to this transaction, it will only take us 14 working days to conclude every thing about this deal. I repeat you must give us your maximum cooperation.
Meanwhile, may you oblige to send to me your work ID or Driver license/passport with your complete mailing address so that I may obtain some of the important legal document in your name here ASAP. Also, let me know how long you will stay in your assignment in Cote d'Ivoire?
You may call me as soon as your read my mail today on my private mobile # +234-8O2-494-3582.
My regards,
Hemm R0ydds.
My private mobile # +234-8O2-494-3582 |
The name suggested that he is a baiter or a badger, but he sticks with it:
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Hello Janice,
Good Day to you. Once again, I will like to inform you that my previous mail to you via your private email address: [email protected]@hotmail.co.uk has not been replied by your good self.
You may find below the details of my previous mail more so, will like to let you know that there is no way else I should reach you on phone since you are not in London right now but Cote d'Ivoire right? if you wouldn't mind, I will like to have your Cote d'Ivoire phone number so that I may reach you or you call me right away on my mobile line: +234-8O2-494-3582.
My regards,
Hemm ROydds
Chief Accountant (NLNG). |
From Janice a few days later:
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Hello:
Thank you very much for your prompt reply. Please understand that I
had every intention of entering into this business with you, however
an opportunity of even greater importance has now been presented to
me.
I have been contacted by an orphan from the Benin Republic whose
deceased father was a wealthy coconut merchant and who now needs my
urgent assistance to help her relocate here to the UK. She has offered
me a sum of money many times over the amount of your proposal and the
transaction is being handled by a Mr. 0latunji G0mer, a businessman of
great stature in that part of the world.
This matter will occupy all of my spare time in the weeks to come, as
we are now preparing to travel to the Benin Republic. Therefore I
must regretfully withdraw from the business that I had intended to
conduct with you. In addition, Mr. G0mer requires that I withdraw from
any other projects for security reasons.
An opportunity like this does not come by more than once in a
lifetime. I will be able to quit working, send my children to college
and live a life of wealth and luxury. Also my wife is very much taken
with this lovely girl and looks forward to having her with us.
I am sure that you will understand, I will let you know when she has
been relocated here and how it has all turned out.
I would be happy to tell you more about this if you would like to call me at
+O7417490342.
Many regards,
J@nice Richardson |
It got past him that I neglected to edit my script from a male to a female character. His reply:
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Hello Janice,
Thanks for your kind reply.
Honestly, I read your mail with dismay knowing fully well that you are going to be another victim to those fraudsters in Benin Republic sooner or later as they claimed to be what they are not.
My dear christian brother, if you would listen carefully to my words of advise, I will like you to desist yourself from those impostors because this is exactly what happened to Mr.Clement Brown from Maryland, United States of America whom we were about to use his bank account to transfer these funds abroad but out of ignorant he fail into this fraudsters hand in the same Benin Republic telling us to suspend this transaction till he completed his deal with them unfortunately he was doped of his hard earned money.
The story line these guys give you was the same story they gave to Mr. Clement Brown until he found him self doped and today he is facing agony of life and has no face to approach me again.
If you are doubting me, I can conveniently give you Mr. Clement Brown's phone number so that you may here from him directly.
Mr.Janice Richardson, once again I will advise you to be very careful with those impostors in Benin Republic to avoid being in the same state of condition Mr. Clement Brown found himself.
My Regards.
Hemm R0ydds
Chief Accountant (NLNG). |
Janice:
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Mr. G0mer says you are a scammer.
Bye |
Another appeal from Mr. R0ydds:
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Hello Janice,
Thanking you for that name quote on quote (Mr. G0mer says you are a scammer)
May you be kind to logon to www.google.com to read about Mr. 0latunji G0mer. Also, do not say you are not warned.
My Regards.
Hemm R0ydds
Chief Accountant (NLNG). |
His IP 41.2ll.232.234 resolves to Nigeria, so he is a genuine mugu. Whatever made him think that his name would be suitable to use is beyond me. Anyone with an English language background can see right through to the unintended humor. Maybe a masterful case of de-education?
Let him go ahead and keep using it.
Anyway, the job was cut by the G0merboyze:
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FOOL, YOU ARE LOCKED OUT, DIS MAGA CAN'T SEE YUR MAILS.
THANKS FOR GIVIN DIS MAGA TO US, CUZ SHE IS VERY STUPID AND HAPPY TO PAY.
YOU KEEP BOMBIN FOR US, OK.
0LATUNJI G0MER |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
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Location: Due north
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Posted:
Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:37 pm |
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I believe that Hemm R0ydds is one of Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg's characters and thus a baiter. |
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Doctor Seviche
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Oct 2011
Posts: 800
Location: A Hospital on Guerrero Street
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Posted:
Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:41 pm |
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I feel like you need to redirect him to your friend for assistance with his project, Mr. Prep R. Ashion-H. |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:00 am |
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Hahaha!
It's not me, but I think I can explain. Yes, I have a baiting character by that name. He is Dr. Hemm R0ydds. I also have another baiting account that sends an auto reply:
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Hello again Hemm R0ydds,
Thanks for your message and also for your previous message letting me
know that you had received my bank transfer of $9000.00 USD. Barrister
D0n Keebals Jr. said that you would be contacting me about where to
send the second payment.I wasn't sure whether you wanted me to
transfer the remaining balance of $9000.00 USD to the same bank
account or if you were going to send me a different account. You had
mentioned That it might be a good thing to do. Please let me know as
soon as possible as I'm planning on going away for a couple of weeks
and will not be on the computer.
I am having trouble with this email account and have set up a new one.
Please contact me at V0miTonmashew@(snipped).com
I look forward to hearing from you!
Thank-you
V0mi |
I have received quite a few bank accounts with this set up. On April 15, 2010 I first heard from Hemm R0ydds at Yahoo.com who thanked me for the 1st payment and gave me a new account to use for the second payment. He also asked me to only use his new email address. How wonderful that he has continued to use it!!! |
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:18 am |
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^^^Bravo Dya....beautiful. |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Posted:
Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:27 am |
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@ Dya: that explains how he was fooled into taking such a stupid name.
Marvelous!! |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:59 pm |
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Oh goodness. First I have to control my laughter over the name Hemm R0ydds. And then I have to struggle not to embarrass myself here at work when I see D0n Keebals and nearly burst out laughing again.
I love reading about these sorts of incidents and then seeing what the likely explanation may be. |
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