The General goes gay. (very NSFW, now with a poll)

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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:57 am

Some time ago Yastreb asked for volunteers to call the General of all Generals to support his gay rights. I did and therefore the General had my number. A few weeks ago he called me and i just told him to mail me (i made up one of my characters as i had no idea who he was looking for) and so he did. I was fully expecting one of his old trunk box scripts, i was not expecting this.

Quote:

Hello my love. Thanks so much for the communication on the phone today.
I am so happy to talk to you. I must confess i have you in my thoughts. I have been telling you of these young gay guy which is leaving presently with me. What do accept him too? He had no where to go. No parents i also feel so pity for him but i can only help with accommodation as i confirm he is a real gay guy.
Believe me honestly. He is living with me now.
His name is Robert, 21 yrs old, Top guy, Very simple,
In-fact you my love this boy story look so pity and i feel so him so much not only because he is gay.
Please my love i hope you can follow up with him as we discuss.
I will love you to also talk to him privately yourself if you also accept his action.
But i will expect you also to be such a kind and caring person to us. I been searching for a man like you for long. Its so great to come across you and i will so much love you to become a part of us. In-fact which we can share all in common.
Hope you are Okay?
You can contact Robert to his mail : [email protected]
Regards my love. I'm waiting to read from you.

Yours . General Johnson Mensah.

Yastrebs baiting have clearly affected the General. Soon i got another one from him and he is both setting up for a romance scam with himself and the young tender Robert. So i decided to take him up on one of his offers and do a gay romance bait, but which one. The 67 year old General Menesh or the 21 year old Robert.

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Hello dear Bob,
Thanks very much for your reply back, I really appreciated you so much for kindness so much.
I think he never read your mail. Because he is with here so several days now he never went to the cafe, How are you doing for me? I hope everything is going on well with you over there. Come on my love bob i have you in my thoughts all day, Hope we can spend some days together soon as possible, But i wanted you to take patient with Robert due to his situation here. Because as i am talking to you now. He have no helper and no where to go. Like i told you he just arrive from Togo. He is Togolese and have no lover or partner either parents. I have give you the go ahead for doing anything with Robert,
I have already know him from his heart now personally and i will not lie to you. He is real and loving guy, Smiling and happy all the time, Even though his have nothing but he got the hope and i will love to also try my best to open to him a good heart and hope you do too?
Like i am saying now I and you can take control and also have a good look after him for him also not to becoming another the else, Henceforth i talk to him now and also give him some little coins from my pocket so he can go to any nearest cafe to reply to you Okay.
Be hopeful and have the awaiting faith because i can boldly say things are getting better now okay Bob,
Have a good day.
I wait for read from you soon ,

General Johnson Mensah.
MmMmmmMmMMmMmM

The choices a lonely boy has to make. Poor me.

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:35 am

This has the potential to be both the funniest, and most disturbing, thread on the site Shocked

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:22 am

That's fantastic! The General of all Generals is so much fun. In fact, I haven't called him in a few days...

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:29 pm

Why do I smell Anchovies and Onions? LOL.

Maybe you can convince him Anchovies are an aphrodesiac and he'll need them with two lovers.

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:32 pm

^^I'm thinking of using my Richard Simmons soundboard on him Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:43 pm

Quote:

General Johnson Mensah.
MmMmmmMmMMmMmM

What's that supposed to be, the sound of him saying "I love you Bob" whilst he has his mouth full? What with? Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

A menage a trois! How broad minded of the general. Laughing

I do love this line:

"he is a real gay guy."

As opposed to what? A synthetic gay guy?

Love..you never know where you'll find it.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:36 am

I can't wait for the sequel to this one! jump_4_joy

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:17 pm

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:25 pm

You need to post the picture he sent you Mr. Green

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:50 pm

This sounds like a job for Preston Lafayette. Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:18 pm

As Bob is a player he of course chose the younger of the two. And besides, the scammer playing the General would probably not be 67 years of age and therefore not being able to produce any nice photos for Bob.

I sent a letter to him and i got a nice reply after a few days and along with it were some photos without me even asking him for it, this might be too easy.

The first letter i got:

Quote:

Hello my dear Bob,
Thanks you so much for your kindly mails, I really appreciated it, More over it makes me so happy reading it again and again, How are you doing my dear Bob Afett, I hope everything is going on well with you over there as well,
Dear Bob I am so sorry for the delay to my reply back, I am not having no cash on me to pay for my browsing fee and others, In fact i must confess to you,
I am not doing nothing for an income and no helper,
Sorry bob hope you can try your possible best for me to send any available amount that you have to support me to buy clothes and also for my foodstuff and going to cafe,
Because since your good friend Johnson Mensah helping me for my accommodation he cannot do all this for me anymore and i am appreciated for his support,
It is a heavy pleasure for me to tell you this,
But nothing to do but to explain. I have understand you very much in your mail and also your good friend Diplomat Johnson told me few,
I also like to see your Sympathy, I need your care and believe me honestly i will never betray your trust neither your love okay. Dear Bob just try your possible best now and Send me this support to my Name : Also you can contact me on my direct mobile number down there.

Receiver Name : Clement Mensah ,

Destination : Accra - Ghana.

Mobile : +233xxxxxxx

Very good my Dear Bob. I am hoping on you. Do not be upset or disappointed in me, Are you? Thank you very much. I am waiting to read from you soon. Also with the payment details,
Yours Robert.

As you can see he wastes no time start begging and neither is he slow to start to talk about love and trust like a love lad. Oh and the photos he sent. Well the first two are quite kosher as you can see.

Now on this last last photo you can see something weird, something is poking out through his shirt. And this is where this bait is starting to turn to shit. There is nothing disturbing about a love bait just because it happens to be between two males instead of a female and a male albeit rather unusual. The only difference is that there is an extra layer of lies as both lad (presumably) and baiter in this instance are heterosexual and not homosexual as they claim.

Anyways, what is beneath is shirt is disturbing indeed. I can give you a clue, it is not this:

No this is something quite different. This is no graphic nudity even though the lad is topless and holding his junk outside his shorts. What makes this disturbing is as i have told you what hides beneath his shirt. But still, this is NSFW
http://scamwarners.com/main//guestupload/39578robert3.JPG

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:43 pm

I have seen the pic..............................YECCHHH!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

This is supposed to turn you on....holy crap...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Mar 2012 Posts: 45

Boy, that's a serious "outie"

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:30 pm

WTF???!!!???

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:09 pm

Wow, can you say strangulated hernia? :yikes:

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:17 pm

OH NO! I LOOKED AGAIN!

AAAGGHHH!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

The bracelet matches the outfit but that belt is horrid!

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 01 Feb 2010 Posts: 90

Ahh, I had to look! Sad

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:13 pm

TM, why do you keep hurting yourself like that?

I know that the belt is horrid and he didn't loose any time to ask for money to buy new clothes. Apparently the general isn't that good to him.

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Oh yes Dear Bob.

I am very happy talking to you on the phone today. I am so become very happy talking to you. You really had a Melody Voice. Hope we can been together some day.
And also I am very happy when i read your mail too.
I kept on reading and reading. I really appreciated it. I must confess to you. I really like reading your words. Hope we can meet in person. I think this is a great Opportunity for us to meet and for you come know Ghana as well Okay.
Thank you very much. But non told me this ever.
Handsome. Wao Wao thank you very much.
Mmmmmmm I will like to see some photos of you also.
Oh okay your roommate is a black boy?
Nice so are you free with Peter? I hope Peter is a good one to you.
Are you friends or not much?
Oh yes Bob i toke this pics when i was in Togo in one Village.
Thanks very much for your Understanding. Of curse it is not so easy to me. Life is very much Difficult.
But i have to do this. It is the only best way for me. Since i am left alone with my only younger brother. Which is living with my relatives in Togo. I become waste there in Togo since i lost my parent.
I lost both Daddy and Mummy. We are only two boys. And i have no much family. I come from a very small family.
Very bored there.
Yes General Johnson were just telling me few of you the very first day and i am very interest. I also remembered some time ago when i went to the Labadi Beach.
White gay guy kissing to his black partner and i was so excited deep in me. But i cannot explain. Because i was going up and down on the street.
Sorry Bob General Johnson don't give me money for my pocket.
He don't mind if i have cash in my pocket or not.
I only need to go to the Kitchen myself to check her wife cooked.
Or whatever we going to eat. But nothing more from that.
But time i get hungry when food is not prepared. I live in the boys-quarters. He have Four(4) children's, with the wife. And also he has one Brother which is my roommate here in the boys quarters also.
General Johnson come home later. Some time i only see him in the morning.
I brought only T-shirt and one jeans one shorts.
Bob believe me Honestly this 4 clothes have getting so old. Almost three months now.
I have not found no work. I am trying my best if i can be a taxi driver. Because i can drive.
I cannot make life in Togo since you also know very much The French are too difficult one would think that he'd be able to speak his native toung but apparently he doesn't, a Togolese that can't speak French. Until you educate educate and i have no good support for all this. I was trying to explain for General Johnson if he can support me for some three months or four months Classes but he never agreed. He just told me there are more problems in him as well. He cannot do that this moment.
I have no relatives Bob . I am coming from a very poor and little family which i have only one brother which i told you. It will be very much knowing you more and if we can share much more in person and also stay together some day.

I am very Easy going, Very simple Bob. I am opened minded type.
Very faithful to my words. Straight that is not good, Sharing, 22 Yrs old.
I will be getting into 23 yrs in July.

Bob anyway i am very interested to work with this company some day if we are together or if i have to chance to live in travel there. I love to work with the Gay right. I love peoples who are agree with 100% gay right.
Aha aha. Remember Bob try to Send me Support to buy the cloths. I am shy to go out to the City. I love to look good. General Daughters are laughing my jeans last time. I become very pity to myself.

I must end now.
I go to sleep now.
Its very late. I wait to read from you. And also some photos of you as you promise. Thank you very much.

Regard Yours Robert.

He mentioned something about my melody voice and the call. Well i did call my would be boyfriend to see how he was. Here is the call

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/cIEVVSq4/Conference_Call_07_12_PM.html

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Hello Dear Bob.
Thanks very much. Oh my Goodness i am so sorry to hear this. But i am happy you can talk to me now and also you have electricity to do your other things.
If possible Bob i will love to talk to you once again. I have been trying to reach you by phone again but there is no answer.
Anyway my dear bob i really miss you very much.
I appreciated you so much for the pics.
I like them. If possible i will love to see you some day. Oh yes Bob Ghana is far better and free than Egypt. We are all Africans but there is a very big different.
Bob try your possible best to send me the promise this week if possible from tomorrow i wait to get this payment details from you.
Okay i wait to hear from you because i am much feeling shy to go out now.
I cannot believe how i look. And i will do appreciate anything available to raise for me to look good and also have some more to replied to your mail.
Oh no my dear i am just maintaining my self here with General Johnson, There is nothing more he do for me apart from the Accommodation as he have explain for me earlier on and i also appreciated it.
Bob i am not an envious person. I am very appreciated type. I always remember what a person had done for me but i don't keep on for more but at when you accept to do.
Please Bob i will wait to hear from you and also i look forward to meet with you some day for a good time and also for more information please you can call me as you have my number now. I don't know if you do receive international text. If you can read text on your phone then please sms me okay. And i will reply you soon as possible Okay.
Bob Thanks very much for the Pics. Perhaps i wait to have some beautiful once with you. Aha aha aha the more!
I hope you already save my Receiver name Bob?
Yes you already know my location. Accra - Ghana.
The Name is : Clement Mensah.
Take good care my love Bob.
I wait to read from you now.
Yours Robert.

The photos i sent him was from a Norwegian actor Trond Espen Seim, he seemed to like them. The plan here of course is to get him to send a photo of his junk to Bob. Not that i am particular interested to see it but i am however interested in the lad humiliation that comes with it. That and the fact i have a desire to join the Todger club here at Eater. I'd rather have a ladette send me naked photos but those are harder to come by than lads.

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:24 am

After all this baiting he probably thinks the entire world is gay.

And after watching Britain's got talent, so do I.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

^^After watching much HGTV, so do I.

Quote:

The plan here of course is to get him to send a photo of his junk to Bob.

If he wants to wave his weenie, please ask him to keep his shirt on, for all our sakes. :yikes:

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:28 pm

So, um, I might have sort of sent him this:

Quote:

General,

I am H "Hollee" O, editor of Drag Queens Monthly, a leading
US publication among the cross-dressing community. I was made aware of
your organization whilst researching an article about the underground
gay rights movement in West Africa. If you could provide some
background information on yourself and your organization, we would be
interested in featuring you in a future issue. If you yourself are
involved in a transvestite lifestyle, I think a good name for your
article would be "General of General, Queen of Queens." What do you
think? While we are not budgeted to provide compensation directly,
articles in the past have resulted directly in major contributions to
several organizations. Sister Fi, a support group for United States
Marines, received a total of $150,000 (One Hundred Fifty Thousand
Dollars US) grants from our readers which directly contributed to the
repeal of the US Military ban on open homosexuality in the armed
forces. Similarly (Wo)Men in Blue (Lace), a "sorority" of
cross-dressing police officers, received a $25,000 (Twenty Five
Thousand Dollars US) grant to purchase female uniforms for members
whose departments only supply so-called "gender appropriate" uniforms.

To repeat, we would first need some basic background on your
organization. Information about you, particularly as it applies to a
closeted homosexual in the military of a nation that forbids such
acts, would be appreciated as well.

Yours truly,
Hollee

and I may or may not have received the following with the subject "From General of All General, Do Anticipate of this Mail Right Now OK."

Quote:

Hello Truely Hollee.

Thank you very much for your mail.
I really appreciated it. How are you today? I hope you are okay? I am very fine and doing great over here also.
Everything is going on well here in West Africa.
Dear Hollee i must confess to you that my gay right organization here in West Africa has just Begin. And there is no support.

Due to no support to the system here things look very slowly and it is too quickly to provide this Background. I can assure you as soon as we all joined hand together to raise this my Organization. We will take almost part of Africa. Because many more are interested to joined this Joyful Society but also they need some prove like more details of my supporters and my producers. But it seems like i am the only one killing my self putting all things together so please Hollee. I just begin the building of our conference hall. And also where we can keep all those with no homes.
Look Hollee you need to also understand me very well that. I have gathered almost 95 single guys. Interested in gay right. And also in cross dressing living.

Sorry do you mean some pics or a video of my group?
I don't dress cross dressing usually but once a while in weekend.
Shocked

I will like to see some photos and more information about you and your group also.
Well i am a General which can provide more victims soon as we all rob mind together share what we have to gain this group on the rock. Which will enable us to use them for all our activities. Oh yes i am 100% Top Dominant and down to earth man.

If possible i wait to read from you now.
Thank you very Much.

Regard

From Gen General Johnson Mensah.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 01 Feb 2010 Posts: 90

I'm loving this. I'm really loving this! Smile

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