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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:24 am |
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Granted! Your father now uses a IT genuis from India and loudly proclaims "I have no son!"
I wish Pandora would have curbed her curiosity. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:52 am |
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Your wish is granted and now the earth is really overpopulated. Best to you as you live on your postage stamp of land.
I wish I know what the heck I was talking about more frequently. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:27 pm |
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Denied. If you did, you would get bored very easily. Think of it as challenging your self mentally and emotionally.
I wish somebody would do an audit on the railway in Thomas the Tank Engine. |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:52 am |
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Granted! Genie finds mass corruption, embezzlement and import goat sex slave trade.. Sorry but you asked Genie...
I wish I knew what the hell happened to BF's icons and quotes.... |
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06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:17 am |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:11 am |
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Granted.
The Powers That Be (PTB) misunderstand your request, however, and replace everything in your pantry with cans of 'Libby's Sweet Peas.'
Good luck to you.
I wish that all United Airlines employees (particularly Mary and Emily) were all bundled up into their fleet planes, and then stuck on a tarmac in Reykjavik, Iceland and forced to relive the Donner Party experience. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:45 am |
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Granted, but for every hour they are on the tarmac, you lose 500 frequent flyer miles. Sorry...
I wish to get the image of Snerd's wish out of my mind. |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:20 pm |
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Granted. You now have images of a large orgy of hairy men from 1970's porn films. Hope this helps.
I wish I would be here more often instead of my new hobby, metal detecting!! |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:18 am |
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Granted, the genie splits your brain in half (or nearly in half... oops, sneezed) and one half is now "mental detecting" and the other half is here. Your personality is now split too and you are truly androgynous.
I wish to have my brain cleansed of the images people keep placing there. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:40 am |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:01 am |
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Granted, now he can't stop thinking about Silvio Berlusconi in his leather bra and panties any more. Unfortunately by accident the image of Marilyn Monroe having sex with you is planted in your brain. Marilyn Monroe as she looks TODAY, of course.
I wish to have Kirsten Dunst, Anna Kournikova and Sophie Marceau naked by my side at a nice warm beach, along with plenty of cocktails, palm trees and Reggae music. |
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the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:21 pm |
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Granted, you have them with you at the beach and cocktails. However Genie accidently made you impotent, so all you can do is stare and dream. Enjoy the time.
I wish the stupid weather would cooperate with me, was nice and warm last week, friggin freezing again. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:59 pm |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:51 pm |
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Granted. Now I freak about cement blocks. They have legs and chase me all night long.
I wish I had so much confidence that I completely lacked fear. |
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:08 am |
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Granted Bart, you have so much confidence you have to bump this thread again.
I wish i didn't have to tqalk to myself so much. |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:09 am |
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Granted...Tqalking to yourself is illegal in most civilized cultures anyway.
I wish for a happy ending....for me dammit! |
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06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:25 pm |
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Granted. It's a sudden ending though. Before you know it, it's over.
I wish for tasty liquorice. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:01 pm |
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Granted: your liquor has been frozen in a cryo-chamber and will take hours to thaw.
I wish it was 2:30 already so I could get out of here. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:08 am |
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Granted, it was 2:30, but you have been tapped to do a double shift today. I hope you enjoy your sudden surprise.
I wish for more Thunder and Lightening tonight. |
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
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Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:33 pm |
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Granted. All the lightning hits your home tonight. If the shock doesn't kill you, the thunder winds up making you deaf. Now you can apply for disability.
I wish things were mpre reasonable |
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Justcold
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Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:06 am |
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Granted..Here you go...quite reasonable.
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The use of the word "proper" is characteristic of the MPRE, which defines "proper" as asking "whether the conduct referred to or described in the question is professionally appropriate in that it would not subject the lawyer to discipline, is not inconsistent with the Preamble, Comments or text of the ABA Model Rules of Professional Conduct, and is not inconsistent with generally accepted principles of the law of lawyering."
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I wish Saturn wasn't so close to Uranus.. |
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10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:34 pm |
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Granted, it's now close to yours.
I wish proxy settings were the way they used to be (not blocking me from visiting this site on my work place). |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:06 pm |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:42 pm |
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Granted. wokabobabe now works 24/7 but only get's paid for eight hours of work. wokabobabe is quite grateful of your wish.
I wish Las Vegas like it used to be, smaller casinos, everyone dressed in their best and all controlled by the mob. |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:19 am |
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Granted. You are now caught in "Casino Royale". Unfortunately the casino isn't for sale any more this time. Enjoy spending the rest of your life there.
I wish I was very very rich |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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