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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:54 pm |
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You get a message with the subject "40% Off Team Logos from Fathead" and misread it as "Team Lagos". |
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unwashed
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 Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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dropja_drawers
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 190
Location: United Kingdom
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:47 pm |
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...you get an email from a recruitment agent and think about which account to reply from. |
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"I hope you will understand and act swiftly as I will continue to watch you with one of my eyes open. "
-- Mr. Kingsley Ola
"Chinny Reckon"
-- Me.
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:53 pm |
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You receive a request of cooperation from a friend and you reply "I'm interested in your offer, please tell me more." |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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next victim
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:58 pm |
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You wake from a power nap, or that dreaded thing called sleep, thinking you may have screwed up something. |
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291+ x 78+ http://yahoonews01.zxq.net/
500 in 6 - 36 pink 11 black
Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012
Hana, Flip It, G spot, Rosy, Cynthia
- web store
Just read the posting on Eater. You are one sick motherf****r!  -Alan
"The skull with bunny ears was a good enough warning" - Nailgunner
mentors- http://forum.419eater.com/forum/cherrie_mentor_program.php
This Derick moral monster! From http:/ /scamnewss.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/derrick-ratt-scammer-beware/ Vlad blog
http://tinyurl.com/btf7872 - Toolbox |
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:01 pm |
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Your friend tells you they have been on safari and you wonder who was responsible for their trip. |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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Dead Phish - 350 |
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BearSeason
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jun 2011
Posts: 1066
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:50 pm |
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You're boss tells you he's wiring money into your account and you immediately suspect that he's messing with you. |
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THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ARE DONE WITH ALL THIS YOUR CHILD'S PLAY...PLEASE IT IS ENOUGH. - Jeff
i can believe that all this will be happened to me why me why me / all my future had scatted - Rechel
you are a man that did not go to the four wall of any school at all. - Attorney Sarah Nan
U 2 go fuck yourself ! I don't need the money and stop emailing me please / BASTARD!!!! / fuck ur family
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Where all the cool kids are.</a>
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:02 pm |
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you see any shop sign that says western union avaliable here and instantly create one of deuzers forms in your head |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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Dead Phish - 350 |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:34 pm |
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When you have company that has sign AllStar near your house. And that is fo realz.  |
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x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:00 pm |
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You wake up one morning and find out, that your neighbour is building a sand bag pyramid in your front garden. |
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 Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
  Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Seamless
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 5868
Location: Paradise
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:03 pm |
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When everyone standing in line at the WU counter looks like a lad or a victim. |
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419Eater wastes their time - <a href="http://scamwarners.com/"target="_blank">Scamwarners</a> exposes their crimes
"You are a destinated Idiot. a fibol element, a rebel against humanity.
You are a goat. And very stupid. I will deal with you very soon, just wait, I have all your contact address, and I will trace you very soon, for insulting me, all evidence of your insult to me has been filed.
Lawyer M4nu3l told me that you could be one of this terrorist in the usa. and I later find out on my research on you, that you are one of the bastards in wherever you are. not even in usa."
< S4NI S4LISU Ghana to Togo
< St3lla J0nta Cote d'Ivoire to Ghana
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:15 am |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:21 am |
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You think a bait shop is a place where you get fresh lads. |
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x2  Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8  x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
 x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:43 pm |
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^^^ *That* is funny!!
(esp. living in an area where there are lots of bait shops) |
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X42 
Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
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.edu's 260 reported
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"You people are all Junks" - Miss E. Kabx
"Maybe you are insane as your so called sat..." Barrister Insane
The website below is available for Eater folks to use.
Film & Production Needs |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:09 am |
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^^^ I bet it goes something like this: 
Costumer: "I would like to buy some bait, please."
Bait Shop guy: "You came to the right place then, Sir. I am interested, could you please tell me more?" |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:42 am |
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^^ Tut,tut You should know its called a fishing tackle shop, but with some of the large hooks they have, makes your eye's water just thinking where it could land in a lads anatomy. |
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FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:46 pm |
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When you watch a TV commercial and wonder where in Ladland they found that writer. |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:51 pm |
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When you meet a hot single man who is interested in you and send him only one short text a day and reveal nothing about yourself.  |
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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JimBoy
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Jul 2011
Posts: 154
Location: Nigeria gettin' my money
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Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:23 pm |
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Haha, these are good.
When a friend asks you to wire money to you and you recommend using Security Shield. |
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Sending a lad to Accra, Ghana or Cotonou, Benin? PM me if you would like to send someone to a webcam there.
X6 X2
- Moyosola's Webcam Safari Lagos-Accra 431km/270mi
- Preci0us Lagos, Nigerian-Cotonou, BEN 117km/73mi |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:09 am |
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When you see the same thread under a diff OP for the 4th time in 5 years
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SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
 <-- Because you have earned them.  x8 a few x 13 |
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:16 am |
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When your boss asks for a spreadsheet or picture to be emailed and you think about which file to rename and send as a the un-openable attachment. |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:15 pm |
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Irish,
Must have been a good night, still have a hangover  |
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FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:39 pm |
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When you amaze your friends on Pub Quiz nights with your comprehensive knowledge of Geography questions relating to west Africa. |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:32 pm |
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When you're proofreading, and find yourself substituting all the exclamation marks with 'ooooooo' |
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x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:29 pm |
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@ Irish - glad it wasn't just me. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:46 am |
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wetin dey! to de do me wayo naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! y u no sabi just dey dabaru my tin?????
OOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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