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boxman
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2011
Posts: 227
Location: Some kind of dark basement eating chicken scraps
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:54 pm |
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I have heard of these and am in contact with a hitlad. On his third response he sends this letter:
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In my line of work it's best not to ask questions of a man with a
dueling scar and a white cat.
So do send me $100,000 (one hundred thousand dollars) with all due speed or
else I regret I will have to carry out my original contract to
assassinate you and you wont have the chance to know who had paid
SMERSH for your DEATH.
You are free to inform the Police about this, but the truth is that
none of them can safe your ass, when you are to be assassinated, so
its better for you to keep it cool and don’t act funny until
everything is sorted out else if you do and any report is giving, it
means you wont last another 24hours.
Follow the instructions below and when that it's done, you will get
every proof of the person behind it all and you are free to carry out
your legal action but any form of delay, I do not think I will be able
to assist you anymore as you have another 2 weeks to LIVE, that's the
order from the person who wants you DEAD.
You will have to pay the sum of $5000 for your Application for
execmption from Assassination form which will be use to cancel the
contract assassination you, when this is done and confirmed, we shall
proceed further.
Here is the payment info you will have to use to initiate the transfer
via Western Union:
Receiver’s name: xxxxxxx
Location: Tucson Arizona, USA
Get back to me with this info below and ensure that the form is
properly filled for easy view.
Sender’s name:
Amount sent:
Location where money is sent:
MTCN (money transfer control number, which is 10 digits):
After the payment is done, I shall forward your form to Smersh and the
Brotherhood of Goat Felchers for approval, and then you shall be
directed on how to complete the said amount above which is $50,000.
Do not send the form back without the payment info included.
Avoid any email regarding this issue as there are many hackers online,
and note that I do not have a partner or Boss I work for or with, so
that means killing you is a fair game for me and gives me joy for a
fulfilled job well done.
DON'T FORGET YOU ARE BEEN MONITORED.
Toodle Pip!
Spike xxxxxx
International Assassin |
I love that first line. AND I get this great Assassination exemption form! How very clever.
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BTW, 'Toodle Pip?' He also sent me his Slayer completion certificate that proves he is a certified assassin. This is only my third hitlad and I have never had one this much fun and do not want to scare him off. I may fill out the form unless someone has a better idea. |
_________________ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH KIDS? STOP TRYING TO HACK INTO OUR SYSTEM AS THE SECURITY IS WATCHING YOUR STEPS. (angry inheritance lad)
..you might end up bringing curses upon your head and upon your family.Beware (angry gold lad)
congratulations for all you are doing to me, wait for your pay back from God someday ! (angry love lad)
You are a wonderful man Melting Pot of your words (love lad "Lucy")
You are fucking liar get a fuck liar you are united state you not in Africa fucking liar go away. (angy gold lad)
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TheProbie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2010
Posts: 907
Location: Guarding Goat #1
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:07 pm |
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You might want to look at this thread: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=214184
The original Spike Dwaggin and Dai Teatime must have been selling their formats, complete with sunshine-made certificates. |
_________________ Dai Teatime - real name Anderson Frank:
- Lagos to Accra (WIMP) + unconfirmed travel from Lagos to Cotonou
- Lagos to Nairobi (big beacon hunt, starring Robert Heinrich - featuring myself, Dr. Mike, Muzungu, Gwonam and TheDane)
best quote: I HATE MYSELF MORE EACH DAY TO REALISE THAT I FALL A VICTIM.
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-x14
x5 - Charity lads
x6 x2
"Why will i be afraid? Even the government knows its was a result of what they did to us back then, although is not encouraging but it can't stop" - Lad answering if he's afraid of being punished |
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dropja_drawers
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 190
Location: United Kingdom
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:07 pm |
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He's a busy lad. I've been baiting him for a couple of days now. I've almost talked him in to taking a contract out on one of my other identities.
He's utterly insane, by the way. |
_________________ x5 x2
"I hope you will understand and act swiftly as I will continue to watch you with one of my eyes open. "
-- Mr. Kingsley Ola
"Chinny Reckon"
-- Me.
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TangoDown
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Feb 2012
Posts: 118
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:26 pm |
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My feelings are hurt now. Apparently my life is only worth $50,000.
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_________________ IF U KNOW AGREE WITH THIS I HAVE DIRECT CONTACT WITH EFCC AND POLICE TO TRACK YOU PEOPLE .REMEMBER YOU MUST USE A BANK ACCOUNT TO COLLECT DAT MONEY FROM MIONEY GRAM .I CAN EASILY TRACE WHERE YOU COLLECTED THAT MONEY AND FROM THERE MAKE A WAY ON WITH YOU .
I GIVE U PEOPLE TILL TOMORROW MORNING TO COMPLY OR WE TRY WHO PASS WHO
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boxman
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2011
Posts: 227
Location: Some kind of dark basement eating chicken scraps
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:32 pm |
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dropja_drawers wrote: |
He's a busy lad. I've been baiting him for a couple of days now. I've almost talked him in to taking a contract out on one of my other identities.
He's utterly insane, by the way. |
Had no idea he was so popular. I like insane lads. If nothing else I may get another good sig line. I collect pissed off lads
Good idea about pitting him against someone else too. |
_________________ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH KIDS? STOP TRYING TO HACK INTO OUR SYSTEM AS THE SECURITY IS WATCHING YOUR STEPS. (angry inheritance lad)
..you might end up bringing curses upon your head and upon your family.Beware (angry gold lad)
congratulations for all you are doing to me, wait for your pay back from God someday ! (angry love lad)
You are a wonderful man Melting Pot of your words (love lad "Lucy")
You are fucking liar get a fuck liar you are united state you not in Africa fucking liar go away. (angy gold lad)
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DeProfundisClamoAdTeDomin
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jan 2012
Posts: 72
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:46 pm |
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I've never had a hitlad. Where are you getting his email address from? I would like to see what I'm worth too |
_________________ "calling your number is very frustrating,it keeps cutting me off when i leave message."[email protected]
"i understand that ur a violent type that said what ever he like"-Weey Yang
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boxman
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2011
Posts: 227
Location: Some kind of dark basement eating chicken scraps
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:07 pm |
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DeProfundisClamoAdTeDomin wrote: |
I've never had a hitlad. Where are you getting his email address from? I would like to see what I'm worth too |
Here is his first email. His addy is at the top.
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Spike Dwaggin <[email protected]> wrote:
You have been betrayed!!! It’s a pity that this how your life is going
to come to an end as your death had already been paid for by someone
who is very close to you from all investigations.
I have ordered 3 (three) of my men to monitor every move of you and
make sure you are not out of sight till the date of your
assassination.
According to the report I gets, you seem to be innocent about what you
have been accuse but I have no business with that, so that’s why am
contacting you to know if truly you are innocent and how much you
value your life.
Get back to me if you sure want to live on, ignore this mail only if
you feel it’s a joke or just a threat.
Don’t forget your days on earth are numbered, so you have the chance
to live if only you will comply with me.
WARNING: Tell no one about this mail to you because he or she might
just be the person who wants you dead, and if that happens, I will be
aware and am going to make sure you DIE instantly.
I will give you every detail of where to be and how to take any
actions be it legal or illegal, that’s only when I read from you.
You need to stay calm and act unaware of this situation and follow
instructions because any move you make that is suspicious; you will
DIE as your days are numbered.
Lucky You
Toodle Pip!
Spike Dwaggin
International Assassin / Slayer |
The subject is : SOMEONE YOU KNOW WANTS YOU DEAD |
_________________ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH KIDS? STOP TRYING TO HACK INTO OUR SYSTEM AS THE SECURITY IS WATCHING YOUR STEPS. (angry inheritance lad)
..you might end up bringing curses upon your head and upon your family.Beware (angry gold lad)
congratulations for all you are doing to me, wait for your pay back from God someday ! (angry love lad)
You are a wonderful man Melting Pot of your words (love lad "Lucy")
You are fucking liar get a fuck liar you are united state you not in Africa fucking liar go away. (angy gold lad)
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:07 am |
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I may fill out the form unless someone has a better idea. |
Tell him that you've sent it back to Princess Luna as per the instructions on the form
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_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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boxman
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2011
Posts: 227
Location: Some kind of dark basement eating chicken scraps
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:35 am |
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^^Oh I missed that, and she is High Order of the Nightmare Moon. Quite a lofty title. I have to try and get a meeting with her.
They sure are thorough with their questions also. DOn't know why a favorite sex position would be needed in order to be exempt from assassination. And what is a brony tripcode? I lol everytime I read this. |
_________________ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH KIDS? STOP TRYING TO HACK INTO OUR SYSTEM AS THE SECURITY IS WATCHING YOUR STEPS. (angry inheritance lad)
..you might end up bringing curses upon your head and upon your family.Beware (angry gold lad)
congratulations for all you are doing to me, wait for your pay back from God someday ! (angry love lad)
You are a wonderful man Melting Pot of your words (love lad "Lucy")
You are fucking liar get a fuck liar you are united state you not in Africa fucking liar go away. (angy gold lad)
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DeProfundisClamoAdTeDomin
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jan 2012
Posts: 72
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:32 pm |
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DOn't know why a favorite sex position would be needed in order to be exempt from assassination. |
Maybe they want you to die happy? |
_________________ "calling your number is very frustrating,it keeps cutting me off when i leave message."[email protected]
"i understand that ur a violent type that said what ever he like"-Weey Yang
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:00 pm |
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@Boxman What happened was someone started baiting the lad I was writing absurd scripts from as Pinkie Pie (a character in the cartoon series My Little Pony) so I started throwing things from the series into the lad's next script such as Spike (who is a baby dragon), Princess Luna and all the rest.
I tried to put a few references in there so anyone who got it, even if they were unfamiliar with the show, would google and see that this was obviously a joke - "Brony" for example is just a word fans of the show call themseves (a portmanteau word from "Brother" and "Pony") and a tripcode is something to uniquely identify yourself on a image board like 4Chan where a lot of fans of the show hang out.
The "favourite sexual position" was just in case my subtlety was lost |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:08 pm |
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Perhaps on the next edition, there could be a multiple choice for the favourite sexual position.
[1] Missionary
[2] Cowgirl
[3] Doggy
[4] 69
[5] Starfish
[6] Mullet
[7] Cossack
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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boxman
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2011
Posts: 227
Location: Some kind of dark basement eating chicken scraps
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:27 pm |
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sunshine wrote: |
@Boxman What happened was someone started baiting the lad I was writing absurd scripts from as Pinkie Pie (a character in the cartoon series My Little Pony) so I started throwing things from the series into the lad's next script such as Spike (who is a baby dragon), Princess Luna and all the rest.
I tried to put a few references in there so anyone who got it, even if they were unfamiliar with the show, would google and see that this was obviously a joke - "Brony" for example is just a word fans of the show call themseves (a portmanteau word from "Brother" and "Pony") and a tripcode is something to uniquely identify yourself on a image board like 4Chan where a lot of fans of the show hang out.
The "favourite sexual position" was just in case my subtlety was lost |
Lol, you actually altered the lad's script as the bait went along and they are running with it. That sounds like quite a feat. Nice job. Since I have the application should I add some multiple choice as Yastreb suggested? |
_________________ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH KIDS? STOP TRYING TO HACK INTO OUR SYSTEM AS THE SECURITY IS WATCHING YOUR STEPS. (angry inheritance lad)
..you might end up bringing curses upon your head and upon your family.Beware (angry gold lad)
congratulations for all you are doing to me, wait for your pay back from God someday ! (angry love lad)
You are a wonderful man Melting Pot of your words (love lad "Lucy")
You are fucking liar get a fuck liar you are united state you not in Africa fucking liar go away. (angy gold lad)
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dbest03
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
Posts: 370
Location: Australia
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Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:22 am |
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Talk about a lad who can multitask - assassinating potential victims and saving asses at the same time. I'm starting to have a strange mental vision of lads saving asses. |
_________________ x5
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I may be retarded for at the moment, but it won't take long before i bounce back to action - Mado Christopher Jr
MY YOU HAVE TO BE SERIOUSE ON WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND STOP ALL THIS YOUR BLABS OK - CHARLES C. SOLUDO |
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malmel
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Mar 2012
Posts: 31
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Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:31 pm |
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I never got the exemption form, I guess he really means to kill me. |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:27 pm |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:49 pm |
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^^ Yeah, it's when you sit at your computer and let baiter screw you. |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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boxman
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2011
Posts: 227
Location: Some kind of dark basement eating chicken scraps
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Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:15 pm |
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Here is an update on our conversation after I asked to talk with Princess Luna (because surely there must be some sort of mistake):
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On Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 8:03 AM, Spike Dwaggin <[email protected]> wrote:
Then your death is near! You cannot talk to my Lord Princess Luna, and for this reason I will order for your immediate death as you have failed to comply.
On Sat, Mar 17, 2012 at 5:08 AM, <[email protected]> wrote:
That's a huge bummer. Can you do me a favor and tell me what you would take to call off the hit? I have some gift certificates and about $150 in a savings account. Seriously, who ever gave you info that I could pay $100,000 is an idiot. I am broke. But since I do not wish to die can you tell me what we can do to settle this. Thank you Mr. Spike Goat Felcher.
On Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 6:31 PM, Spike Dwaggin <[email protected]> wrote:
What gift certificates are you talking about?
On Sun, Mar 18, 2012 at 11:36 AM, <[email protected]> wrote:
I have a $50 gift certificate to Starbucks and about $75 left on a Chili's card. If you like I can just give them to one of the people you have watching me. Or I could send them directly to you. Ok?
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He then told me to send the $150. Quite a negotiation considering his original asking price. And I never even filled out the form. What a nice guy. |
_________________ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH KIDS? STOP TRYING TO HACK INTO OUR SYSTEM AS THE SECURITY IS WATCHING YOUR STEPS. (angry inheritance lad)
..you might end up bringing curses upon your head and upon your family.Beware (angry gold lad)
congratulations for all you are doing to me, wait for your pay back from God someday ! (angry love lad)
You are a wonderful man Melting Pot of your words (love lad "Lucy")
You are fucking liar get a fuck liar you are united state you not in Africa fucking liar go away. (angy gold lad)
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PantzOnFya
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Feb 2012
Posts: 52
Location: Mashing In
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Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:28 am |
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I don't want to derail this thread, but, as a noob, I just gotta say...
There are people that are paid millions to come up with material as frickin' HILARIOUS as the stuff I find every day on this site.
I REALLY appreciate all the great work that the "pro" baiters do to get the job done. I wonder how many of you know how TALENTED you are??
Keep up the great work... you're inspirational to all of us beginners! |
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