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DeProfundisClamoAdTeDomin
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jan 2012
Posts: 72
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:37 pm |
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Dear brother in the Lord,
I have heard all you said and i am doing everything possible to build my own monument of faith to the best of my knowledge.
I hope after building my faith, the church can assist me to build a great congregation here in Ghana because i have started talking my friends about the our church (TWAT) and they are all interested.
If God permit, i will send you my built scanned of monument of faith.
Regards
Prince Tease |
This has been going on for a few weeks but this is the first real indication I've received that he is actually working on this. |
_________________ "calling your number is very frustrating,it keeps cutting me off when i leave message."[email protected]
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boxman
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2011
Posts: 227
Location: Some kind of dark basement eating chicken scraps
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:29 pm |
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I am jealous. I have yet to get someone to bite on this yet. I have probably sent out 15 or so of the first script. Good luck, sounds like you have the lad well baited! |
_________________ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH KIDS? STOP TRYING TO HACK INTO OUR SYSTEM AS THE SECURITY IS WATCHING YOUR STEPS. (angry inheritance lad)
..you might end up bringing curses upon your head and upon your family.Beware (angry gold lad)
congratulations for all you are doing to me, wait for your pay back from God someday ! (angry love lad)
You are a wonderful man Melting Pot of your words (love lad "Lucy")
You are fucking liar get a fuck liar you are united state you not in Africa fucking liar go away. (angy gold lad)
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:35 pm |
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I do hope you gave the lad the official building instructions. Otherwise his monument of faith might not be up to TWAT standards. And then we have the ordainment ceremony, he got to get that right too. |
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DeProfundisClamoAdTeDomin
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jan 2012
Posts: 72
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:15 pm |
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Boxman, I've been having some success with these scripts..
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Dear friend,
I'm not sure if you meant to send this email to me or somebody else. This email account is used for our church grant fund. I am with The Church of The Watchtower Apocalyptic Testament, and we are always interested in providing grants to people whose hearts are interested in spreading the word of our church to new places. Well I am truly excited to hear more from you soon as I feel it was divine providence that has brought us together today!
Blessed be,
Harry Balls
TWAT Grant Fund Administrator
http://www.securewebdata.com/TWAT/ |
Feel free to use it if you want. I think the part that really seems to leave an impression on them is that I use the same "blessed be, site link" signature on all emails with them. |
_________________ "calling your number is very frustrating,it keeps cutting me off when i leave message."[email protected]
"i understand that ur a violent type that said what ever he like"-Weey Yang
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:27 pm |
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Keep in mind that if the pyramid is not centered in accordance with the principles of Feng shui, it will have to reoriented 15 degrees to starboard....which is right. or is that port? Oh, I never could get that straight.
And you do know that the dedication ceremony must be filmed for evaluation by the Special Committee About Monetary Matters Enquiry Regarding Submissions? ("Scammers"). Obviously, if the ceremony is not up to par, it will have to be repeated. Repeatedly.
Bruin |
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boxman
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2011
Posts: 227
Location: Some kind of dark basement eating chicken scraps
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:15 pm |
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^^Thanks DeProfundis. I will try that one, it sounds good. |
_________________ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH KIDS? STOP TRYING TO HACK INTO OUR SYSTEM AS THE SECURITY IS WATCHING YOUR STEPS. (angry inheritance lad)
..you might end up bringing curses upon your head and upon your family.Beware (angry gold lad)
congratulations for all you are doing to me, wait for your pay back from God someday ! (angry love lad)
You are a wonderful man Melting Pot of your words (love lad "Lucy")
You are fucking liar get a fuck liar you are united state you not in Africa fucking liar go away. (angy gold lad)
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Narcisschism
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Feb 2012
Posts: 438
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:00 pm |
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Best of luck, wouldn't this be better posted under a board that requires login?
This thread is the 3rd result I get if I google TWAT Church. |
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Money Trap
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Nov 2011
Posts: 59
Location: Somewhere in your roof
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:17 pm |
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Hmmm.
Ive had a lad Google my church (not TTWWAATT), and suggested it dosnt exist.
Of course he got convinced otherwise, but i can definitely see this becoming an issue.
Nice observation. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:10 am |
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A quick Google for TWAT by itself got nothing in thr first ten pages. |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:15 am |
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My reply to lads who query the lack of a website for my church is that we are a church not a business, therefore we have no need for a website.
Also, we do not need to advertise as the word of God is enough to bring us new members (I also give the fact that they emailed us in the first place as proof that we can easily attract new members without advertising). |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
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DeProfundisClamoAdTeDomin
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jan 2012
Posts: 72
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:12 pm |
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Well here is what he finally sent to me. Should I tell him that the Council of Ministers rejected it or should I just have him take a pic of himself jumping off of the top for the ordainment?
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Dear Brother in the Lord,
In the attached is my own Monument Of Faith built according to my faith and knowledge. I hope we can start to build the real church on the ground because most of friends has started to ask me where and when will our church be built in Ghana.
I waits for your quick reply.
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_________________ "calling your number is very frustrating,it keeps cutting me off when i leave message."[email protected]
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:35 pm |
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^^^There's nothing to jump from. They obviously "built" the pyramid in MS Paint.
Of course I wouldn't tell them you know that. Ask for pictures from other angles so you can see that it's the scripturally prescribed depth, or of his mates standing at the different levels, or some other silliness. Then he'd either have to do more bad photo chopping, actually build the thing, or make horribly twisted excuses. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Bucky
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 231
Location: Knocking back a cold brew with my buddy, Charles Soludo
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:35 pm |
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Methinks your lad is in for a serious slap. |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:55 pm |
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Also tell him he need to make it... ehmm... less blue. |
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DeProfundisClamoAdTeDomin
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jan 2012
Posts: 72
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:25 pm |
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I'm just hoping that I haven't tipped him off...
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Prince Tease,
The Council of Ministers feels that your submission of your Monument of Faith appears to have been constructed on a computer. Were you aware that it was supposed to be built in real life, not on a computer? We understand that building such a monument is difficult but it is supposed to be a test of your faith, a sign of the strength of your faith. We await a digitally unaltered submission. Please, if you are having any difficulties with this project or if you have any questions regarding the instructions I sent to you about its construction please feel free to ask me.
Blessed be,
Harry Balls
TWAT Grant Fund Administrator
http://www.securewebdata.com/TWAT/
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_________________ "calling your number is very frustrating,it keeps cutting me off when i leave message."[email protected]
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:25 pm |
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^ perfect, let him know you've got the measure of him, keep him sweet, guide him to a righteous place and a very bad back. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
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Narcisschism
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Feb 2012
Posts: 438
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:54 pm |
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LOL. that pyramid is fantastic.
Clearly made in MS Paint. |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:48 pm |
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Well it probably took a little while to chop that atleast.
You'll get it! |
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Narcisschism
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Feb 2012
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Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:46 am |
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yeah he definitely spent some time trying to think of ways to make that shit look remotely convincing.
How dumb is he hoping you are? |
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Agda
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 652
Location: At the wrong side of the fence
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Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:53 pm |
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Nice he tried to scam the church.
Demand a video tape of a 'washing the sins away ceremony'. Something like he must tie pork meat on his body. Then walk up on a path of hot coal, which leads to a real Pyramid which he has to climb and put fire on.
When he has send you a hand written apology, you can send him to the site [email protected] where the manual of the ceremony is. |
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DeProfundisClamoAdTeDomin
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jan 2012
Posts: 72
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Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:39 am |
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Totally amazed that I managed to find a 1,000 page TWAT bible http://twatchurch.webs.com/apps/documents/ Surely there must be some way or some cruel form I can devise that will have our friends scouring the pages for answers that they must have in order to obtain their grant money! |
_________________ "calling your number is very frustrating,it keeps cutting me off when i leave message."[email protected]
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
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Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:21 am |
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Fantastic pyramid!!! |
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I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
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