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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:29 pm |
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I just read that Starbucks are going to ask your name when you order your coffee. It might work in the US, but Brits, and baiters for that matter are unlikely to tell the truth.
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius; father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife; and I will have my skinny latte with an extra shot, in this life or the next! |
From http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17356957 |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:32 pm |
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He he, I've gone to HR here at work and when asked by the newby at the front desk what my name is given them the name of the company CEO. It usually goes right over their heads. LOL. |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:45 pm |
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I'm Spartacus! |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:21 pm |
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I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds,and drinker of coffee. |
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You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
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What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:18 pm |
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On some of my store loyalty rewards cards I use the name "Morgain Le Fay". Sure surprised my daughter when we went to a Panera Bread place for lunch and they called out that name and I responded!!
If asked for a first name at those places I just use "Morgain" |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:39 pm |
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^^^I've used Missy (Epstein) recently when placing orders. |
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You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Lord L Puss
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Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:41 pm |
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I write material for Terry Wogan's radio shows on BBC Radio 2 (and bait scammers) using the false name of Lou Smorals. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:27 pm |
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/\/\ I remember that name, some of the contributor names really raised an eyebrow, especially Rudolph Hucker!
@ iMike, I am Spartacus (and so's my wife). |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:36 pm |
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I foresee an infinite amount of birdies being flipped at Starbucks staff worldwide. |
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Vampiremerchant
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 3227
Location: Scotland
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:45 pm |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:02 pm |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:37 pm |
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Female baiters should call themselves Kara Thrace in Starbuck's.
Male baiters might reply, "Call me Ishmael". |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:30 am |
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This is a first for me, hearing about this. Granted the nearest Starbucks to me is 50 miles away, and when we do hit it we only go through the drive-thru (yes some Starbucks have drive thrus) Never had one ask for my name.
I have no problem giving them my name (M---) A lot of people remember who I am anyway since I live in such a small town. |
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HANS MOLEMAN
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Mar 2005
Posts: 906
Location: Halfway between the stubble jumpers and the big rocks
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Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:53 am |
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I'm....BATMAN!
No really, I'm not pleased to have to get up early in the morning to begin with, so the last thing I want is to give my name to some barista who'll forget it 10 seconds later. And I don't want to know his/her/its name either.
Just take my order, make sure you have it right, shut up and gimme my coffee.(grumble, grumble, grumble) |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:44 am |
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Sooo.... customers have to wear name badges now? Sheesh!
I would choose to be Mr. T
Or Dr. Who
Or Dr. Mr. Who T. |
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justwhistle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Jan 2012
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Location: On't farm
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Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:44 am |
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I am Towanda - righter of all wrongs, or maybe a small town in the USA, forget it just cal me Al |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:09 pm |
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Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare two Macchiatos. |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:56 pm |
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I will not rest until a barista has called 'Catherine the Great' in a crowded coffee shop. |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:28 pm |
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^^ almost worth going to Starbucks for,
I'm Kilgarrah The Great Dragon. I would like a skinny latte, extra hot. No really, really, extra hot.
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