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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:50 am |
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After what I can only describe as a LONG TIME of trying, surgery, more trying, enrolments in the IVF program, more trying, more trying and more trying.
Today I picked up my wife, and out of the blue she says to me, "be careful with me, I'm pregnant you know"
No I didn't know. Is this really how you drop the bomb?
After all the time I have spent on here, I wonder if maybe this is some cruel scam. There's a few people I can think of that would have assisted her to trick me.
She is only a couple of weeks along, way to early to be telling people, but hey, if it goes pearshaped, I will just pretend I was scamming you guys when I announced it.
Is it wrong that already......... I miss the trying? |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:28 pm |
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Congrats!
Best kiss your free time goodbye. Oh wait... Is this covered in the newbies thread? |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:57 pm |
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next victim
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Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21158
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Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:32 pm |
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If you have a cop friend you may be able to con him into running her through NCIC.
Congratulations! |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
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Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:24 pm |
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Congratulations, Huntington!!! |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:22 pm |
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Congratulations. I recently discovered I'm going to be a grandfather. Not sure whether I'm looking forward to it or not |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:42 pm |
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Congrats Huntington!!! Better get used to sleep deprivation now...
next victim, they don't have NCIC in Australia, silly. |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:59 pm |
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Poor iMike. Letting the parents do all the fun stuff like nappy changing, teething trouble and tantrums, while you get lumbered with walks in the park, buying treats and giving cuddles. How will you cope?
Congrats btw! |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:44 pm |
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Congrats Imike,
and thanks for bringing up all those things cougar......
Thanks guys |
_________________ x3 (Gboyz member SMALLBOI)
falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:39 pm |
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Congrats! I got scammed but in a little differant way. One drunken night I had told my wife who was constantly harassing me about kids to just not tell me when we were trying. I didn't even remember the conversation. About a year later my wife came up to me and told me we have been trying to get pregnant for two months now and it worked.
Joking (not realky a joke though) aside the first time I saw my son I knew he was my greatest accomplishment. Then without trying (at least that was my wifes story) our daughter joined the family 16 months later. Your life is soon to completely change but you won't want it any other way. |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:50 am |
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Congratulations, Huntington! I hope all goes well. ♥ |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:17 am |
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One of the greatest thrills in the world is hearing the words "Honey, we're pregnant!" (4x) Congratulations, Huntington and Mrs. Huntington. |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:40 am |
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^^ No . Sorry, the greatest thrill is holding your daughter/son and seeing their eyes open and all you can see is the future. |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:54 am |
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^^ I thought the greatest thrill was when they said "mum, dad - I'm moving out. You can have my room & turn it into a darkroom" |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:55 am |
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Great news! Congrats! |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:16 pm |
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Congratulations. Your time will never be your own again.
Babies are cute and cuddly ----------------> THEN! They turn 17!
I guess my hubby thought we were stopping at 3. Then I announced #4 is on the way. He replied: "hmm, you can't be trusted" and got himself to the Urologist for the famous "snipping" |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:33 pm |
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Irish, you can see the future in your childs eyes??
can I have next weeks lotto numbers I need to update a few things in the next 9 months. |
_________________ x3 (Gboyz member SMALLBOI)
falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:34 pm |
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_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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johned
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Nov 2004
Posts: 116
Location: Folcroft, home of the CURE
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Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:15 am |
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Congratulations! |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3877
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Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:49 am |
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congratulations
a nice way of telling you, that she's pregnant. |
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