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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location
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Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:30 pm |
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I've been baiting a female South African scammer named Palisa Zama over the last few days. She's spent a good deal on phone calls to me and I've recorded the main ones. The story includes my character flying to South Africa, a lad waiting in vain at the airport for me, a planned meeting at my hotel which turns into a fiasco when she finds she's been waiting at the wrong hotel, an angry barrister and another failed meeting at a second hotel.
In some of the calls I use background sound effects, all sourced on-line, to add authenticity to the yarn and to make it that bit more believable for the scammers.
We'll skip all the preliminary emails and the first dozen or so phone calls from Palisa as these just set the scene. I'd already introduced the Chairman, Mr Gomer into the bait so Palisa knows he's lurking somewhere in the background.
The story opens with Palisa getting an unexpected call from Mr Gomer. I used my Mr Gomer Soundboard for this call, which I made using past clips of lads' calls to me. Feel free to use in any baits.
Mr Gomer phones Palisa
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Palisa immediately phones my character, Luke Warm.
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Palisa phones me and makes arrangements to meet at the airport. I make a halfhearted attempt at a photo
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I send Palisa my flight schedule with an arrival time at Johannesburg airport on 8 March at 6:45 am. I have a few missed calls around the arrival time time but I phone her at around 09:00 am.
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I ask Palisa to send the driver back to the airport.
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We agree to to meet at the hotel. It had already been agreed that I would be staying at the Garden Court Hotel in Sandton.
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Palisa calls me as I am getting a taxi
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Palisa calls me while I am travelling in the taxi on my way to the hotel.
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I have booked into the hotel and Palisa calls me while I'm in the shower
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Palisa calls again but I'm still occupied in the bathroom.
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This time when she phones, I'm shaving while listening to the local radio station. She's insistent on getting my room number but there's no way I'm giving her that because of the danger of involving an ITP who may be occupying a room at the hotel. I tell her to use the SA redirect phone number I set up instead
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I call Palisa from the hotel restaurant.
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She phones me from the reception, a little irritated. We agree to meet in reception.
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The receptionist tells Palisa that I'm not booked in there. I ask her which hotel is she at.
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Turns out it's the wrong hotel. I inform her that I'm at the Protea Hotel in Kempton Park.
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I've now emailed her the directions, cut and pasted from Google maps directions, after making a few key alterations to the instructions. She phones back and I blame it all on her driver for not waiting for me at the airport. She gets irate over the phone number.
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She becomes more insistent on getting my room number but I refuse that.
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The Barrister phones me and he's not happy. Says his driver waited nearly two hours at the airport holding a sign with my name.
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Palisa phones me and I complain about the lawyer. We arranged a meeting at the correct hotel in the bar, this time with 'her son' David.
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David phones me from the hotel bar.
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At this point I logged out of my Skype account for the evening and left David to stew.
It's the next day now (this morning) so I give Palisa a call. She's not happy and hangs up at first but I call her back. Maybe all is not lost and she agrees to another meeting.
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The story continues….. maybe? |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:35 am |
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Straight out of the top draw TB.
I love the way you stay so calm as the ladette gets more irate.
It really highlights the lad world of absolutes. Any deviation from their plan brings the whole house down. And they never bloody listen.
Looking forward to tomorrow. |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:51 am |
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Oh Tiggie, how I've missed your phone work. You owe me a keyboard!!! And a hand please, I'm on the floor.
I'll hum "Postman Pat" while I await your assistance. |
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Narcisschism
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Feb 2012
Posts: 438
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Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:29 am |
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Nice work!
Just listening to this now while drinking 12 year old scotch. |
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Astronomer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Jul 2011
Posts: 361
Location: Across the Universe
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Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:03 am |
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Wow, that was fun.. Thank you.
I listened to alot of your stuff when BluthBannana was doing Area419. I saw your post and jumped on it. Loved the you will die bit and that damned postman pat got stuck in my head more than once.
Now I'd love to see Area 419 and Bluth come back. |
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Dharma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Posts: 2254
Location: The Empty Quarter
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Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:27 am |
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That's just brilliant! |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:20 pm |
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Sure this is a ladette?
Reason i wonder is that "she" sound like a Smurf. I think there may be some kind of voice morph device involved.
Either way, good work. There is nothing like a nice agitated lad on the phone. |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:18 pm |
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Yes I thought that. Possibly a higher pitched version of her 'son' David. Notice the last angry call she said, 'I' waited for you at the hotel several times and then kind of realized it wasn't actually her there. |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
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Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:41 pm |
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@Astronomer, yes, Area419 was awesome. Tiggie's singing lads were a favorite of mine, and there were really great interviews, too (Rover, et al). I have podcasts of all of the shows and will sometimes fire one up while writing reports -- great motivation!
@Tiggie, seriously, you are a master. The sound effects are brilliant.
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"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:48 am |
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Well done, well done indeed! |
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Axil Moto
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Jan 2010
Posts: 109
Location: Splitsville
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Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:44 pm |
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@ TB
i wish i had your voice, mate!
very well played. |
_________________ ME: "Excuse me? Did you really ask a question I clearly answered in my last email?! I just told you that, dammit! Were you skimming my letter? I despise skimmers! Damn you for making me upset! Damn you!!
Listen very carefully now, goddamit. You will read every single word I write. In fact, you will give each and every word meticulous consideration!!
LAD:
"SIR, I swear on my life, my soul! I go to church every day. i will never skimming again in my life."
ME: Your church has services every day?
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