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boxman
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2011
Posts: 227
Location: Some kind of dark basement eating chicken scraps
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Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:50 pm |
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The subject says 'Translate to english then get back to me"
THe whole wmail was then written in Spanish. It was quite long so I am only posting a small portion:
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Estimado socio potencial,
Soy Letrado CARLOS EDUARDO FERNANDEZ de HERRERO & ASOCIADOS MATEO MADRID, SPAIN.I obtuvo su información de contacto a través de los registros públicos internacionales, mientras buscaba a alguien como a los familiares con un apellido similar a la de mi cliente fallecido que era un negocio magnate de los que murieron durante el diciembre de 2004 la catástrofe del Tsunami.
En primer lugar, mis disculpas por este correo no solicitado a usted, ciertamente no de una manera predecible para fomentar una relación de confianza, sino por las circunstancias que rodean este asunto decidió llegar a través de este medio a unirse a mà aprovechar esta oportunidad que cambia la vida para poner un reclamar a la bóveda de mi cliente fallecido atrapado con una compañÃa de custodia. |
Sure I could run it through a translator but I have lad's coming out my ears since I put my email on a message board I found here. If anyone wants to play let me know. Actually if anyone needs any kind of lad let me know. I now have hundreds to choose from. Hate to erase them all.... |
_________________ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH KIDS? STOP TRYING TO HACK INTO OUR SYSTEM AS THE SECURITY IS WATCHING YOUR STEPS. (angry inheritance lad)
..you might end up bringing curses upon your head and upon your family.Beware (angry gold lad)
congratulations for all you are doing to me, wait for your pay back from God someday ! (angry love lad)
You are a wonderful man Melting Pot of your words (love lad "Lucy")
You are fucking liar get a fuck liar you are united state you not in Africa fucking liar go away. (angy gold lad)
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:16 am |
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It would be most unfortunate if the translator which is used happened to be of poor quality, and the meaning of the email was skewered into something much different than the original message. |
_________________ "BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:36 pm |
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Write back to the lad in broken English telling him that you are actually Spanish and you aren't amused in the way he insulted your mother by calling her 'an old goat' and that her face reminded him of 'a wrinkly old mans arse taking a dump'
That should confuse him enough as it's unlikely he speaks Spanish himself. |
_________________ Please do not contact anybody again expect me on here because they are many hijackers on internet SGT Tony Benson
OK IF THERE IS A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD IS THAT ENOUGH PROOF Devil Killer Squad
YOU CALL THE F B I BASTARDS. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS. WE HAVE TRACED YOU WITH ALL YOUR DETAILS FBI WARNS
I am the person who owns the safe firm in UK but right now on sick bed for my heart surgery due to my heart failure M Efosa
Tell them to go to hell and burn to arches Prince Jerry Zulusofola
I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water Udeh Ebuka
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=162469
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:08 pm |
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It is certain that the lad does not know Spanish and is using a computer to translate. "MADRID, SPAIN.I obtuvo" should be "MADRID, ESPAÑA. Yo obtuve". I've seen a translator program fail to translate words when they're run together with a period. Search the site for the Spanish phrases in my sig for examples. |
_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:25 pm |
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^ so he probably speaks English anyway. handy. Pretend to be Turkish and confuse him. |
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"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:27 pm |
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@ wowwow
After a few goes through the english - spanish - english masher it says:
Your mother is an old goat and her face reminds me of the ass of a man taking a dump, old and wrinkled.
I added the comma but still funny. |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:41 pm |
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Write back in any language other than English or Spanish. Google translate is your friend. After a few emails, start using a different language. Amusement will abound. |
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boxman
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2011
Posts: 227
Location: Some kind of dark basement eating chicken scraps
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Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:07 pm |
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Good ideas everyone. I ws gonna trash it as I have a few baits going, but now I have to write him back. I think I will confuse him with a couple of different languages |
_________________ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH KIDS? STOP TRYING TO HACK INTO OUR SYSTEM AS THE SECURITY IS WATCHING YOUR STEPS. (angry inheritance lad)
..you might end up bringing curses upon your head and upon your family.Beware (angry gold lad)
congratulations for all you are doing to me, wait for your pay back from God someday ! (angry love lad)
You are a wonderful man Melting Pot of your words (love lad "Lucy")
You are fucking liar get a fuck liar you are united state you not in Africa fucking liar go away. (angy gold lad)
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