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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:12 pm |
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Last October, I had a lad phone number which came from either an email I received or a post here on Eater. So occasionally I enjoy sending a mass emailing out to the lads with such a phone number.  Here's what I sent back on October 5th:
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| pleas call me urgent, call me hear on +225 608***** b cos one of ur maga mail, ne e want payu 500 but lose your emal some how. call soon, middle of night ok cos is urgent. 1 love |
Lads usually reply within a day or two. But several days ago, on February 24th to be precise, I got a reply from a dumb lad who apparently didn't bother to see when he received the message.
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| HOW DO YOU MEAN AND WHICH MAGA IS THAT AND HOW DID HE MADE THAT MISTAKE AND WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO DO ? |
I hadn't intended on replying to him, but now that I think about it this could be a great opportunity to brag to him about how I was able to make considerable money off of the maga he lost. Any suggestions? |
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"BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:09 am |
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Hmm...so many ways to screw him. My first idea is thank him - the maga coughed up enough for you to start your own business and now you're a chairman and would he like to make some serious money? It would only be fair to offer him some solid work, good format and a 100% genuine payday. |
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:19 pm |
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I decided to start with a short response in order to see how he responds. If I detect anger or frustration, then the fun begins. 
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| hello friend. sorry ur mail was too late b cos i sent mine some month ago. but thx to u for the maga, she pay almos 12k so far. i am hav new car now thx to u. 1 love |
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"BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:50 pm |
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Very good. I can hear him gnashing his teeth from here. Do you think it will matter that you've changed the maga's sex from male to female?
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ne e want payu 500 |
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Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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