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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:43 pm

Dubai based mugu wants the money so he can go back to Nigeria. I'm refusing to call his rude 'Diplomat' partner and it's making Mr. Dubai anxious...

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You know this man arrive since he is not happy because he don’t like the way of delaying this please promise him something that you will make him happy as soon as he arrive to your house ok he is a human he supposed to deliver this since please try all you can to make him friend ok call him and make him friend ok please do it because of me because I am in titan Conner here ok I want you to receive this before I go back please try all you can to make him friend ok

Thanks I am waiting to him good news from you please try all you can to make sure you receive this consignment today to able me have rest of mind because right now my mind still hanging please

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What is meaning of this please I don’t real understand it please I am in bad mood now because I am not happy the way this still delaying have you call Mr.Clive to know when is arrive to Utah

Please do and get back to me with good news please

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

One of my Vlads went silent on me so I returned the favor. Here's a small clip of the mail I got this morning.

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Did you forget your sweaty girl???

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:17 am

The Lad lawyer sees no problem with Mal's friend dying:

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If Brad dies that give you a better chance of receiving all is funds here in west Africa and that is a life time opportunity for you and your entire family.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I have had no contact with this one before the PM today.

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please you ve to create the yahoo for my sake is still the same way you create the Gmail you create it too, cos i hate doing things with doubt minds..

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:55 am

The subject line of this idiot's very first email:

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HELP ME AND MY SISTER PLEASE WE ARE SURFING HERE.

Looks like I'm going to the beach in this bait...

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:24 pm

Motto of http://www.puremercurylab.com/contact-us.php: We sever and deliver

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:37 pm

An Orphan Lad tells Mal (emphasis added):

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... I am from Sierra Leone so I nitrated the story of Sierra Leone Civil War...

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 8:27 am

A literal laugh-out-loud moment...

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Mr.Mat wilson is my biological father who gave birth to me before he die.

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:41 am

Here's another Lad with a punctuation phobia, and something else (emphasis added).

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This is to acknowledge the receipt of your daughter from the refugee Camp here in Accra came to my office on friday morning morning that you are her foreign beneficiary that i should assist her and you legaly to make sure the security company deliver his late father treasury box Worth $25m spendable money kept under Airport immegration costudy in Kotoka international airport here in Accra Ghana to be delivered to you in your country if your are the right person kindly send to me your private telephone number,home or office address immediately because i am going with her now to the Airport to inform them to deliver the consignment to your door step and to make sure the consignment move to Heathrow International Airport london immediately and if you have any other transaction here in Accra you can kindly let me know for me to see to the smooth running of the transaction you can direct all those invulve to come and see my in my office attached to the mail is my id card you can down load it and know who you dealing with i await your response.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 05 Dec 2011 Posts: 93

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Dear Mr Cave Johnson, Listen and listen very attentively,your not the only man who never know that you can take picture and it won't be nice and you will re snap again bear in mind not all human being are photogenic,eyeball to eyeball is the highest proof. [...]

My lad defending his Jungle George photoshop skills! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:49 am

This is one of Cammy's wave of super-incoherent Lads.

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hello how are doing i hope you yes i what poof to show that this transferred belong to you forwarder you copy of passport and late see as soon as you poof you safe as a woman

So Cammy asked why he mentioned that he was gay...

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:05 pm

My new loan lad offered me a $50,000 loan at 2.5% interest, I told him I already had another offer at 1.5% interest. Guess what...................

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HELLO,
WE ARE NOT HER TO SCAM BUT TO HELP THOSE IN FINANCIAL HELP IF YOU
ARE REALLY INTERESTED IN THIS LOAN WE ADVICE YOU TO PROCEED ON THIS
LOAN SO THAT YOU WE NOT BE SCAM THERE ARE SO MEANING SCAM ONLINE NOW.
WE CAN HELP REAL CALCULATE THE LOAN IN T0 1.2% INTEREST RATE WE WANT
YOU TO GET THIS LOAN SO THAT YOUR LOAN CAN BE TRANSFER TO YOU IN
YOUR COUNTRY SO YOU CAN HELP ME INFORM EVEY BODY IN YOUR COUNTRY
ABOUT MY COMPANY THAT THERE IS STILL A REA LENDER ONLINE THAT IS
IF YOU ARE READY TO GET THIS LOAN FROM THIS COMPANY ??

THANKS FOR THE MAIL AND GOD BLESS.

I might now have to tell him someone's offered me a 0.5% loan Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:19 pm

My bolding

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The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 10 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.

This Promo is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).This Promo is the 4th of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.

With odds like that I surely am a lucky winner.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:40 am

This is a sample from one of Cammy's illiterates.

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hello how are doing i hope you fine if so thank be to god Yes i have just receive you email you send to me now Yes i just what to late you know and under that today i have wait to to here form you as soon as you send the $ 80 00 USD to the receive name i have give to you on my late email,to receive the $ 80 00 USD first thing tommorrow morning in African accra Ghana okay ,
and i have make the arrant with the company that will sale the cuter bled to me fristhing tomorrow morning in African( 8am) morning time to make sure that as soon as you send the fee need to complete the balance $ 80 00 USD you will send to make sure that we pay the company tommorrow morning here in African and day release the cut to me them i come back to my offices here in accra Ghana and immediately i mover downer to my offices and being the boxes to my table first thing is to cut the boxes open and pick the money immediately out of the boxes and mover to western union ( Abidjan WU will immediately trnasfer the funds to you name in your country immediately that is why i need you help and my help to you family as one because i know that as soon as i help you and make sure that i open this boxes first thing tommorrow morning in you country you be happy to see me also in you country with my family
so i will like you to make sure that you try you best and see how best and send all the information on my email below i have told you on tell phone today okay the receive name to send the fee is MB4TA ROBINSON TO GHANA OKAY and as soon as you send it them call me to receive you funds today you time back okay so us this receive name
as soon as you get it don't ( make sure you send also send me 8 receive name form you country i mean form you to sure that all the $ 35. 000 USD frist (MTCN number will be transfer to you name to be pick up first thing Tommy you time as soon as you also send and follow up my proceed as will and as i have promise you 100% sure i have give to you sure form me okay as soon as you send this fee and i give 24 hr everything will be don't and okay and you receive the funds in you country because i have also scam the boxes all the total funds is 24 million usd okay but i will first send 35 000 usd frost to you bye WU to you sure okay and i will also send the order one byue bank to bank transfer to you in you country everything will be okay and you receive all this funds out because all the engineering and all the people who have work with you in Ghana have come to my offices to make sure day need help me to make sure that you receive but since you have come to my hand i will help you also as will to make sure that as soon as you proceed with me them you will be happy tommorow as soon as you follow up with i said okay
i will be wait to make sure that i here good new form you as will okay Thanks for your Understanding.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:16 pm

From my loan lad, who I'm trying to negotiate down to an interest free loan. (My bolding)

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thanks for you mail,
now i understand that you are not ready to get this loan from my
company all i can do is give a loan of 1.5% if you are not intreset
in that please do not email us again okay.

I replied

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ok

1 hour later from him

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are you ready to get this loan from my company now mr robert

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:34 pm

Got this today from Clint Head *snicker*...

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Email Id Awarded 750,000.00 GBP in Coca Cola Promo Prize. Provide Info for claims

Mail body...

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Provide:: Names:.. e.t.c..

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:51 pm

Here are some from the last few days, from three different Lads (emphasis added).

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this is the only way you can be enable to receive you funds in you bank account bye transfer the fee need only as soon as you get the appove order form the presidency offices to sing and stamp to enable the transfer be release to you bank account immediately.

I'm seeing some sort of Chorus Line moment there...

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what you have to do is to make sure that you get the balance $80 usd the cuter bled to me frist

The next two are from an orphan suddenly turned romancer:

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if you are single.please i need you by my side,I will ready to give you my fresh blood through sex,because life is give and take,i will sacrifice and i will receive your help

Eeeewwwwww...

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I am not a scamer mind you.And iam not a gay.I have no group and am a lone ranger.I need you with all my heart.So that is my dream.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:19 am

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I am 25yrs old 165cm tall, chocolate skinned, with brown sexy eyeballs

Huh?

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

^ Someone once told me I had sexy eyeballs in RL. :shudder:

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:04 am

Geography is obviously not his strongpoint............

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We gave them a code: "Code-1979" that you will use and contact them
because of the impostor in Nigeria today and other African nations
including United Kingdom.

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:16 am

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SECONDLY I NEED YOUR FULL INFO TO AVOID ANY INCONTINENCE

I'm not sure how my personal data will cure his diarrhoea...

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 5:38 am

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Who advised you to go to our website, did you apply for online banking account with us. Please provide us your direct phone and mobile phone number for more information and assistance.
We remain in anticipation.

I advised myself. And now it's gone. I remain in anticipation for the next one.
Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:50 pm

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Hello Friend, I’m a female lady from New York City

Yes they are my favourite sort!

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:16 pm

Lad can't read? Wanted me to deal with his barrister:

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From: Ed xxxxxx
Subject: Re: Dear LoveOne,Dear LoveOne,
To: [email protected]
Received: Thursday, April 19, 2012, 2:14 PM
Sorry, but I don't want to deal with any lawyer or barrister. Deal with him yourself and let me know what he says.
Ed

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DEAR SIR,

THANKS FOR YOUR MESSAGE SIR,I HAVE GIVEN BARRISTER YOUR INFORMATION TO CONTACT YOU. HE"S NAME IS BARRISTER,KUSI MENKAH PREMO AND HIS EMAILADDRESS:[email protected],[email protected] YOU CAN GET IN TOUCH WITH HIM IF YOU HAVE NOY HEARD FROM HIM.PLS KEEP ME UPDATE IN YOUR CONVERSATIONS.

THANKS,
VICTOR OBULE

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:12 am

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I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly Way. I am not afraid of death Hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the Bossom of the Lord.

If I believed in God I'd feel awfully sorry for him that this dying widow was going to be in his Bossom shortly.

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