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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:32 pm

I've seen mucked up translations, this is the best!!

From Mary James Sun Feb 19 16:56:02 2012
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Hello,

My name is Mary James,61yrs old,resident of New York City,United State of America,spend much in cooperate business own stocks in various banks.I lost my Husband and two beautiful kids,runway car accident.his death,i inherited all it's business and wealth.Remembers of the vacuum left unrest and sleepless night.

Nervous losing weight i was hospitalize diagnose cancer of the lungs,which my Doctor testify i have no much life.With these condition found uneasy to manage my investment,prompt call up my Pastor for positive thinking-minister to my share my capital assets to proffer financed to widow woman 'Diaspora pushing them into business ownership [entrepreneurship].To indebtedness person struggling with debt,with the obligation to pay interest periodically and to repay the principal at maturity,having a good loan master agent that i have discuss with, will be assistance to you as part of the requirement as a free offer to the needed people and business,companies owner's

Mary James

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:37 pm

First thing I thought of was Flowers for Algernon. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:31 pm

I often wake up in a cold sweat thinking of 'Henry' sitting in the broom closet, alone.

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Remembers of the vacuum left unrest and sleepless night.

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:43 pm

^^ Sounds like her husband was good with alternative methods.

Did I just go there?

Embarassed

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:31 pm

Are you talking about vacuum sex?
Oh Henry .. oooo ... ahhh ... oh suck it ...

Shocked

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:18 pm

That is probably what caused her cancer of the lungs!! Laughing

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First thing I thought of was Flowers for Algernon.

Talk about improper use of commas.

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Wonder what language was it originally...

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:55 pm

Translated from Gibberish to Balderdash ..

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:25 pm

I got a customer complaint letter once written in a similar fashion, also apparently from a woman.

After several of us had looked at it we decided that none of us had a clue what the complaint was about so we just ignored it. We never heard from her again.

Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:22 am

I've seen the format before, but just not in this kind of text.

Gotta love it!!