Stupidest name ever?

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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

I just now got one from "Jose Pedro Cacao Goncalves".

That may be a perfectly legit Hispanic name, but I don't know.

His name is nearly as long as his email message:

"ATTENTION!!!
Chrysal Holdings Finance offer Loan that fit your need."

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:43 am

Yastreb wrote:

Recent addition to the ranks: ENGINEER DIAMOND SMITH.

I really like that one Smile

Some choice ones from surplus

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Miss Gift Justin Yak - that's a double whammy
Mr. Michael Ruse Rustin - 'ruse' indeed.
Mr.Maxwell Moore - I'm imagining a well groomed gent from a coffee advert Smile

Mrs Mary Cheril Cole - Cheryl Cole of pop star fame.
Ogunsaki Soji - (subtitles) I kill your brother .. (you can actually do this with any Japanese name)
Mariet Cisse - Big sissy (Yes I know there is a footballer named Cisse)
MRS. NGOZI OKONJO-IWEALA - Erm, where she gozi?

and award for most racist company of the week goes to

Quote:

Karen Polak & Co
Legal Trustees,
Zurich Switzerland.

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:55 am

George Habash emailed me from his grave.

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:48 pm

Dharman wrote:

George Habash emailed me from his grave.

Can you post a quote Smile

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:12 pm

It was an empty email with an attachment that I couldn't open. The title is (i look forworld to here from you.)

Here is the headers:

Quote:

Received: by 10.204.113.80 with SMTP id z16csp144049bkp;
Thu, 16 Feb 2012 03:38:28 -0800 (PST)
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Thu, 16 Feb 2012 03:38:27 -0800 (PST)
Return-Path: <[email protected]>
Received: from rediffmail.com (f6mail-145-72.rediffmail.com. [119.252.145.72])
by mx.google.com with SMTP id z4si3293512pbm.100.2012.02.16.03.38.25;
Thu, 16 Feb 2012 03:38:27 -0800 (PST)
Received-SPF: pass (google.com: domain of [email protected] designates 119.252.145.72 as permitted sender) client-ip=119.252.145.72;
DomainKey-Status: bad (test mode)
Authentication-Results: mx.google.com; spf=pass (google.com: domain of [email protected] designates 119.252.145.72 as permitted sender) [email protected]; domainkeys=hardfail (test mode) [email protected]
Received: (qmail 7375 invoked by uid 510); 16 Feb 2012 11:38:16 -0000

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Date: 16 Feb 2012 11:38:16 -0000
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
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From: "George Habash" <[email protected]>

George Habash Laughing

I don't know how lads can find such names

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:52 pm

ScammedOut wrote:

I just now got one from "Jose Pedro Cacao Goncalves".

That may be a perfectly legit Hispanic name, but I don't know.

I'm pretty sure it's Lusitanic and "Gonçalves" is the equivalent of Spanish "González". The ending "-ao" is uncommon in Portuguese; much more likely is "-ção", and there are words ending in "-cação", such as "educação". The raw material of chocolate is spelled "cacau" in Portuguese.

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:43 pm

So basically you are saying his name is
Joe Peter Cocoa Gonzalez - or Coco the clown Smile

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:35 pm

I've just heard from "Charity Dildo".

[email protected]

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:57 pm

^^^ Reminds me of when I baited Annie & Vagina. Laughing

This just came in:

Quote:

For the Attention of the: Chief Executive Officer,

Your company’s operations and profile got my attention, in line with my current diversification and expansion program in creating strategic partnership i would like to know if there are available partnership options and openings for new investors within your firm.

Thanks and best regards,
Othello Demetrius.

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:41 pm

^ Let's hope this comes true for Mr Demetrius:

Quote:

And O you mortal engines, whose rude throats
Th' immortal Jove's dread clamors counterfeit,
Farewell! Othello's occupation's gone.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Quote:

Charity Dildo

O rly?

Two words that really don't belong together.

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:22 am

Sounds like the raffle prize at an Anne Summers party.

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:46 am

It's not just the Lad's name (which doesn't sound terribly, well, Libyan), but that of his uncle:

Quote:

Omonefe good news refuge from Libyan first cursing to late presided of Libyan mummer gadfly

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:00 am

^^

World's a better place without Gadfly that's for sure.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Mummer.......Gadfly....oh shit. I....wtf...omg.

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:34 pm

that's probably the worst spelling of Qaddafi since the last one Wink

Made me chuckle,

more stodge from surplus

Quote:

Mr. Webster Stephen Alexander - cross between a cartoon duck and a liberal politician (UK)
Precious.Mabou - currently dating the Smeagol actor from LOTR.
Mr. Terry Mark -
Mr. Kabiru Zongo,
Ahmad Boudy - a mad body?
Abdul Qadeer Fitrat - Fit Rat! , imagines a gerbil on an exercise machine:)
Faazila Justin Yak - another 'yak' clone. If you have been following this thread you may have noticed that the surname 'yak' has become as popular as Zongo.
MR Savior Winna - just lol
Mr.Lamin Balla. - 'Lamer' surely
Mr.Sani Butta - I like butter on my sarni's as well, sarni = slang for sandwich (UK) .
Shinji Shig -
Mr Edmund Poon - i like the tang of that name.

and the award for 'Most stupid opening lines of a scam e-mail goes to'

Quote:

Hello Very Expensive (e)

I Mary Williams , a native of United Kingdom was born December 20, 1979 in
London residence in Accra, the economic capital of Ghana bordering the
Pacific Ocean.

.. how did they know I'm 'very expensive'

Rolling Eyes

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^

Quote:

Fit Rat! , imagines a gerbil on an exercise machine:)

He may be related to my charcter.

One of my love lads is giving me 2 names to play with but neither really make sense.

my name is williams shu
canbind kahngeh

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:21 pm

Surely canbind kahngeh is hyphenated

he's a member of the well known Canbind-Kahngeh clan, Scottish Hebrides
Smile

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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I'm guessing that was supposed to be Cabinda or something like it, but ol boy cannot figure that out.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

Steel Paulse
his subject line said Steel Pulse

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:07 am

Apparently 'Steel Pulse' is a reggae band. Maybe he's into some roots music mon!

No woman no cryyyy, noooo, no woman no cry ..

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

oh, I see...

so, it's no dollah no cry Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:13 am

Heh, the Internet has it's uses.

Just in from surplus

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Rev.Patrick Elvis - has left the building
PETER ANSAH - always replies
Hasnan Bin Nazi - a Right wing arab ..
Rose Wood - would make a nice box or even a chest of drawers.
Mr. Al-Hawshabi Karim - his car is a bit old - how shabby car.
Sir Nelson Haggin - Lord of the flies
Barrister Larry Coldsweat - cowering in fear

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:18 am

Quote:

DR MRS BANANAS MERCY
WORLD BANK PUBLIC RELATION

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:27 pm

Yastreb, you made me snort tea out my nose.
Laughing

Surplus time

Quote:

Mr.Jan Vanslot - always gets a parking space
Smo. Z - Mr Z is a mystery.
MRS. M. SESE SEKO -