Woo Who? - 419Eater Valentine's Game 2012

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

:sigh: :sigh: :Sigh:

Good morning, Fae and Bear. Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

Sneaking a moment on the office computer to say hello to my woo-ees.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:01 am

My lazy lad botched the gift I intended as a Valentine's present. Mad

Typical, he can't follow simple directions.

This is a special lad since he signed up at Scamwarners to do recovery scams. He's going to have to do a lot better in the Valentine's department if he expects me to pay him.

inept lad wrote:

i am sending you this pics because i want us to continue and conclude everything about this signature and doccument.and can you make the payment now? i have prove my self to you and i expect you to understand me now and make the signature fee of $10,000 that i have been telling you for months now

Happy Valentine's Day anyway, Ima.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:25 am

LOL, Juan. What a special woo-ee!! oooo

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

:sigh: Hiya, Bear. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:24 am

A kiss in the middle of the street would be awesome, I tell ya! Cool

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:01 am

^^How about a burn out contest in the middle of the street?

Or maybe a vintage car drag race? Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:09 am

Corona: My perfect WOO to you would start by asking you to fly away with me in our...

where we would drink....

until we arrived in...(to be cont....)

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:25 am

BTW You snap this shot of the Anti-VD ship as we go by. Lechery Liaison SK is not going to abandon ship!

Edit erased capt.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:06 am

^ I thought Klaasvaak was Captain? SK might be the first mate. Or the bosun.

I'm here Badgey darling, just keeping my distance as I have a bad cold. Sad

Rotten timing for VD, unless...

you up for snuggling in a gas mask?

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:11 pm

Well it's the last day of woo and what am I to do?

Morgain's dressed in gingham and ciders she will bring 'em
But Asena's also here and quoting Dante
And still a chance that Psychic ups the ante.

I didn't think that I would have such riches
And only choosing one is where the hitch is.

Can I be diplomatic? Honorable (read chicken)
And say I love you all and avoid picking?

After all down here in Hades
There's lot and lots of lads for all the ladies.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:27 pm

Phil, my dear
Let me make this perfectly clear
Not only gingham and cider are at hand
I have the finest weapons in all the land
To chase away all who dare
Think they can share
The day has come
When you must chose but one
As I was named after the finest shot in the West
So you must do your very best
And be my Valentine

(Member of NRA, carries a CWP, member of local shooting club and state gun owner's association) Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:33 pm

SK = Cabinboy

I've had my shots dearest Cougar. Lets snuggle up.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:01 pm

^ PrrrrrRRRRRrrrprrrPPPPRRRRRRRRrrrr- ack!

*ahhh-CHOOOOOO!!! Sniiiiff.* Oh sorry darling! Let me wipe that for you... there, that's better. Now, where were we? Ah yes.

PrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrpprrrRRRPPPRRRRprrrrr! Embarassed

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

I've been grousing about what a horrible, disappointing winter we've had and this morning I woke up to...yes...snow! jump_4_joy

Good morning, Fae and Bear Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:36 pm

Such impatient gents my valentines are,
My 2 days away makes them think I am afar.
But fear they should not,
For nothing would stop,
A SK-D-B95 sandwich so hot!

Bravo and Mr. SK - y'alls avvies are the best!! And your woo'ing, while not traditional, did find a place in my heart.

Would you both be my valetines, please?

Edited for grammar. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:10 pm

Sigh.
Autoresponses, a silent axe and a suitor who's succumbed to Morgaine's snake charmer.
Sigh.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:47 pm

^^*Does best Jimmy Stewart voice can manage*
Well now, look here, Psychic, I mean aw…c'mon…I didn't say I'd EXACTLY made up my mind, see? Aw…anyways…gotta run!

Love ya!

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:09 pm

Continued...Venice! Where we stay at the Bauer Il Palazzo. The view is only surpassed by your grace and beauty....(mea culpa on the Capt. remark, I've got to STOP drinking and typing Embarassed

)

Of course, I had something waiting on you from the Calle Larga XXII Marzo district......

Please rest now to get ready for the evening..(I, of course, will be in the other room...dreaming of you)

To be Continued....

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:01 pm

Dora glad your back I’m in!
I’ve never done this but seems like a win win.

But I think we need to establish some rules so there are no concerns.
Will we be participating at the same time or taking turns?

We have to be careful not to cross swords.
Care needs to be given to know what direction to face towards.

I hope I am thinking the same thing SK is and I’m not in for a surprise.
ATTENTION SK DORA IS THE MEAT I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IMPLIES!

Well anyway I can’t wait for our threesome date Dora, SK and me.
Oh btw Dora do you know how to ski?

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:38 pm

@Bravo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

@Dora: Glad you're back, humpdumpling. I thought I was going to be wooing a dude again this year. I did that last year after Bravo bested me for your heart with his fat cupid trophy pics. Let's just say, I underestimated my replacement valentine's taste for nuts. I haven't been able to look my doctor in the eye since February 15th, 2011.

@Boating Enthusiasts: I am the Lechery Liaison.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:01 pm

^^Got it "golden rule" Wink

I'm practicing the helicopter move right now.

Who's place?

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:56 pm

Ima, I want to wish you a very pleasant

Will you please let me be part of it? :sigh:

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:15 pm

Here's something for my sick sweetheart...

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:35 pm

Ima, if I'm allowed to spend VD with you, I'll bring some

and some

Awaiting with a <strike>baited</strike>beating heart,
Koek.

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