Woo Who? - 419Eater Valentine's Game 2012

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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:34 am

Quote:

Hey, Dora. What's up with you, anyways? Is there like a dude wooing you, or... would you... uh....

I saw that!

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:49 pm

What's a guy to do when two women he must woo?
(Or three if one count's psychicbait)
My fingers may get burned
And my intentions may be spurned
So I really don't intend to leave it late.
I know this ploy is not that risky free
I may end up with none by wooing three.

I realise now that knitted underwear was wrong
Far better to have used a youtube song.

The thought of Morgain in a gingham dress
Milking cows with her white hand's caress
Sends the ends of my moustachio's a-curlin'
So cast your magic spells Morgain, like Merlin
Make me Sir Accolon and I will battle
To win your heart, or else be turned to cattle.

Asena hints at Turkish Delights
Stories told through hot Arabian nights
Kohl-eyed maidens, handsome sheiks
A heart that loves a heart that aches
The magic powers of Woo I hereby channel
To win your heart, or else be turned a camel.

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:15 pm

To My Valentine

You're the syrup on my pancakes
You're the sugar in my tea
You're the icing on my cupcakes
You're the sweets in life for me

You're the chocolate on my ice cream
You're the sweet grapes in my wine
You're everything I love in life
Will you be my Valentine?

If you will be my Valentine, my magic will keep you safe.

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:24 pm

I like those things too! Especially the wine.

I would like to be your valentine...

BUT

I don't have the money to buy you gifts.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlM0V1cy7gc

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:23 pm

Gifts purchased with money are not ever lasting. Gifts from the

are.

These are the things that get to a country farm girl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuWbkVsV7rM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhMETq1VeQg&feature=related

Farm girls like haylofts up in the barn! Wink

Farm girls like to Texas Two Step especially to --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d05tQrhNMkA&ob=av2e

Now I am looking at the mail order catalog and need help picking out my next gingham outfit. Can you help?

Or just the apron? Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:48 pm

Quote:

Or just the apron? :Wink:

As in JUST the apron?

oh mi god pls help me in jesus name

Well if we're going to the hayloft we'll need some of THIS

and while I can't offer you a ride on my tractor I could offer you

(unfortunately it requires watching this):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:58 pm

^^^It's always the same story.
I feel as though I've been punched!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmK-gF8nEh4

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:45 pm

Psychic! Aw baby look it's like this, see? A man meets a dame and well, he's fixing to court her but then these other dames come along and well the poor sap just doesn't know which way to turn. Especially if the first dame is kinda quiet.
They always say it's the squeaky wheel what gets the oil. Listen, sweetheart if you want me you know you only got to whistle. And you know how to whistle don't ya?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MheNUWyROv8

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:23 pm

Phil Yerboots wrote:

As in JUST the apron?

Yessire, that's what I meant. Wink

And you would be giving me the key to the brand new International Harvester? How could a farm girl refuse.

We normally drink moonshine or homemade hard cider in the hayloft, but Scrumpy sounds pretty enticing.

Quote:

Hearts and Barns Are Red
Haylofts are Soft
The Perfect Day
Is Being With You

A Day Of Love
A bottle of Scrumpy
Barefoot In The Hay
With You For Hours

A Ride on The Tractor
Out in the Field
Enjoying The View
While Holding Your Hand

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:51 pm

Do not love me yet, for I
Am still a slender moon,
A scimitar about the heart
Too sharp to touch too soon.

Before I'm touched I need to grow
More full in golden light;
I need to smile upon my earth
And rule some patch of night.

I need to know what roads and fields
Lie in my domain
And dull my brand new ecstasies
With sophomoric pain.

I need the love of some blank girl
As cold and dark as me,
That we might grope in ignorance
And fear of what might be.

And then when I'm a silver bowl
And know what I can hold,
Then, then, perhaps, we could try love
If you are not too old.

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:37 pm

PrrrRRRrrr!

Off to buy some sauces... Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:10 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

Some romantic ecards for you

Lovely, thank you.
If I had to, I'd follow you to the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIR2ZqUmCsE, just to be with you.

And then we'd drink a nice glass of

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:22 am

Dora, my little sugarsnatch.

I seem to remember our last man sandwich ended up crossing several moral boundaries and violating the Geneva conventions.

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:41 am

My valentine knows.

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:54 am

Just when I thought SK's avatar couldn't get any creepier....

Edit posting it incase SK goes back to his seamen avatar.

Are those sandwiches?

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:23 am

Holy crap, SK!

That is so un-wooish. Confused

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:29 am

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:33 am

Justcold wrote:

So desu ka, Kokomeister-sama? Wakarimashita! Sumimasen Nihongo Wa Nigatenamonode. Embarassed

Tasukete kurete doumo arigatou gozaimashita.
Kore wa tsumaranai mono desu kedo, doozo.

Dou itashimashite! Nihongo wa taihen da kedo, gaman shinakya. Gambatte ne!

Ima: Translation: Thank you. Sorry[in other contexts "excuse me"], I'm bad at Japanese.

Cougar: I squee'd. I love Chihuahuas! Thank you Very Happy

Badger: Ittai nani?

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:53 am

Wait, am I doing this wrong? That's original...ish artwork.

And yes, those are chum sandwiches.

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:42 am

@Kokomeister (Yeah, like nobody would know who it was for) おはようございます頑張ります。いろいろとご親切にありがとうございます楽しかった Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Why would anyone want to eat 'chum'?

ETA - Bear and Fae - :sigh:

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 2:34 pm

The magic powers of Woo must be working Phil, for already my desire and my will are being turned like a wheel

So ... Make a gift to me of further speech and maybe I'll dream of you on a White Sandy Beach ♪♫♪♫

(with thanks to Dante, for his words from Divine Comedy)

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:48 pm

@SK no your not doing anything wrong. I joined in hope you don't mind. We will decide democratically by flipping a coin. Heads or tails?

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:35 pm

In the spirit of VD... Head

Cool

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

I think you forgot the 's'.

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