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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:34 am |
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Hey, Dora. What's up with you, anyways? Is there like a dude wooing you, or... would you... uh.... |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:49 pm |
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What's a guy to do when two women he must woo?
(Or three if one count's psychicbait)
My fingers may get burned
And my intentions may be spurned
So I really don't intend to leave it late.
I know this ploy is not that risky free
I may end up with none by wooing three.
I realise now that knitted underwear was wrong
Far better to have used a youtube song.
The thought of Morgain in a gingham dress
Milking cows with her white hand's caress
Sends the ends of my moustachio's a-curlin'
So cast your magic spells Morgain, like Merlin
Make me Sir Accolon and I will battle
To win your heart, or else be turned to cattle.
Asena hints at Turkish Delights
Stories told through hot Arabian nights
Kohl-eyed maidens, handsome sheiks
A heart that loves a heart that aches
The magic powers of Woo I hereby channel
To win your heart, or else be turned a camel.
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:15 pm |
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To My Valentine
You're the syrup on my pancakes
You're the sugar in my tea
You're the icing on my cupcakes
You're the sweets in life for me
You're the chocolate on my ice cream
You're the sweet grapes in my wine
You're everything I love in life
Will you be my Valentine?
If you will be my Valentine, my magic will keep you safe.
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:24 pm |
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I like those things too! Especially the wine.
I would like to be your valentine...
BUT
I don't have the money to buy you gifts.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlM0V1cy7gc |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:23 pm |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:48 pm |
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Or just the apron? :Wink: |
As in JUST the apron?
oh mi god pls help me in jesus name
Well if we're going to the hayloft we'll need some of THIS
and while I can't offer you a ride on my tractor I could offer you
(unfortunately it requires watching this):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:58 pm |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:45 pm |
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Psychic! Aw baby look it's like this, see? A man meets a dame and well, he's fixing to court her but then these other dames come along and well the poor sap just doesn't know which way to turn. Especially if the first dame is kinda quiet.
They always say it's the squeaky wheel what gets the oil. Listen, sweetheart if you want me you know you only got to whistle. And you know how to whistle don't ya?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MheNUWyROv8 |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:23 pm |
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Phil Yerboots wrote: |
As in JUST the apron? |
Yessire, that's what I meant.
And you would be giving me the key to the brand new International Harvester? How could a farm girl refuse.
We normally drink moonshine or homemade hard cider in the hayloft, but Scrumpy sounds pretty enticing.
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Hearts and Barns Are Red
Haylofts are Soft
The Perfect Day
Is Being With You
A Day Of Love
A bottle of Scrumpy
Barefoot In The Hay
With You For Hours
A Ride on The Tractor
Out in the Field
Enjoying The View
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Posted:
Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:51 pm |
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Do not love me yet, for I
Am still a slender moon,
A scimitar about the heart
Too sharp to touch too soon.
Before I'm touched I need to grow
More full in golden light;
I need to smile upon my earth
And rule some patch of night.
I need to know what roads and fields
Lie in my domain
And dull my brand new ecstasies
With sophomoric pain.
I need the love of some blank girl
As cold and dark as me,
That we might grope in ignorance
And fear of what might be.
And then when I'm a silver bowl
And know what I can hold,
Then, then, perhaps, we could try love
If you are not too old. |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:37 pm |
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PrrrRRRrrr!
Off to buy some sauces... |
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Captain Koek
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2010
Posts: 205
Location: Speculaasland
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:10 pm |
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Some romantic ecards for you |
Lovely, thank you.
If I had to, I'd follow you to the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIR2ZqUmCsE, just to be with you.
And then we'd drink a nice glass of
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:22 am |
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Dora, my little sugarsnatch.
I seem to remember our last man sandwich ended up crossing several moral boundaries and violating the Geneva conventions. |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Posted:
Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:41 am |
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My valentine knows.
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:54 am |
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Just when I thought SK's avatar couldn't get any creepier....
Edit posting it incase SK goes back to his seamen avatar.
Are those sandwiches? |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:23 am |
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Holy crap, SK!
That is so un-wooish. |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:29 am |
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_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:33 am |
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Justcold wrote: |
So desu ka, Kokomeister-sama? Wakarimashita! Sumimasen Nihongo Wa Nigatenamonode. Tasukete kurete doumo arigatou gozaimashita.
Kore wa tsumaranai mono desu kedo, doozo.
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Dou itashimashite! Nihongo wa taihen da kedo, gaman shinakya. Gambatte ne!
Ima: Translation: Thank you. Sorry[in other contexts "excuse me"], I'm bad at Japanese.
Cougar: I squee'd. I love Chihuahuas! Thank you
Badger: Ittai nani? |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:53 am |
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Wait, am I doing this wrong? That's original...ish artwork.
And yes, those are chum sandwiches. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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x 34 (Hi, kids!)
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:42 am |
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@Kokomeister (Yeah, like nobody would know who it was for) おはようございます 頑張ります。 いろいろとご親切にありがとうございます 楽しかった
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:02 am |
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Why would anyone want to eat 'chum'?
ETA - Bear and Fae - :sigh: |
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Sat Feb 11, 2012 2:34 pm |
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The magic powers of Woo must be working Phil, for already my desire and my will are being turned like a wheel
So ... Make a gift to me of further speech and maybe I'll dream of you on a White Sandy Beach ♪♫♪♫
(with thanks to Dante, for his words from Divine Comedy) |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:48 pm |
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@SK no your not doing anything wrong. I joined in hope you don't mind. We will decide democratically by flipping a coin. Heads or tails? |
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Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:35 pm |
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In the spirit of VD... Head
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_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:41 pm |
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I think you forgot the 's'. |
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