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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:18 pm |
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So, now the picnic is consisting of:
Filled with fresh caught trout, two lovely sundresses and a bottle or two of Sauvignon Blanc:
(preferably sealed in bags, to prevent smelling like fresh trout)
...a few, little and cute Labrador puppies (who will hopefully ignore the sundresses and trout)
and Fae and Bear, who will frolic with the puppies, wear the sundresses, and get comfortable with each other.
:sigh: this picnic thing just keeps better and better....oh, and fishing poles equipped with bobbers and minnows, for the bass we will catch later. |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:24 pm |
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Arigato...
Koko, you flirt... |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:05 pm |
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Despite my earnest woos,
My valentine won't appear.
I must shift my attentions,
It is clear.
If I could be bold,
Then I would let it be told.
I so wish to be woo'd
Like Bravo does for his Boo.
(Even Ted has his two!)
A lad singing a Dora song,
Handmade avatars can't go wrong.
And it really can't be called stupid,
To get a lad to dress as cupid.
Getting silly poems and verse,
I would not be averse.
With just a few days left,
Will someone give me his best? |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:28 pm |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:13 pm |
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Thank you for the lovely song. I can't fly , but I could creep around stealthily and steal your ♥.
Don't worry, I'm always gentle unless I'm not.
Some romantic ecards for you:
@Juan: Merci beaucoup, mon amour. ♥
@Mr. Scissorkick: I was contemplating preparing you a delicious meal and waiting on you, attending to your every need. Unfortunately, the only time I have available is the EXACT same time as the fishing trip. Oh well.
edited to add second ecard. |
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:28 pm |
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So desu ka, Kokomeister-sama? Wakarimashita! Sumimasen Nihongo Wa Nigatenamonode. Tasukete kurete doumo arigatou gozaimashita.
Kore wa tsumaranai mono desu kedo, doozo.
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:24 pm |
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For everybody - have a nice Valentine's day!
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:03 pm |
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Koko, that is terrific. I really like your hand-writing.
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:04 pm |
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@ Phil - you are utterly charming and I would have been spellbound listening to your tales of wonder. For you, Phil, as some of them appear to have your name on them ...
And for artistic impression, just like Torvill and Dean in 1984, you Phil score perfect marks across the board
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:43 pm |
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I wish I knew what Koko and Just Cold were going on about sounds interesting. |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:47 pm |
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Well, it is the VD thread, so I'm going to take a wild guess and say they're wooing each other.
I think it's sweet. |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:57 pm |
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Ah I see how cute. Carry on then. |
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Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:42 am |
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I think this is connected to a thank you: "arigatou gozaimashita" and this "Sumimasen Nihongo Wa Nigatenamonode" starts out with "excuse me" and appears to end with a word pretty close to Nematode. So, we're probably better off not knowing. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:16 am |
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Hold the phone. Is Dora on the table?
Game changer.
Is Bankster looking? ........ Hey, Dora. What's up with you, anyways? Is there like a dude wooing you, or... would you... uh....
Oh, that's my mom calling. See ya in Algebra. |
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Ima Baeder
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:36 am |
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mr.scissorkick wrote: |
Hold the phone. Is Dora on the table? |
Not yet, but if she agrees to dance on the table, will you bail on Bankster's fishing trip? |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:48 am |
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^
As it's a leap year I have been waiting for Dora to woo me.
No luck so far so it looks like I'll be off to the river pike fishing, working my 7" Super Shad through the deep channel in the hope of some action. |
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mr.scissorkick
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Joined: 03 Feb 2009
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:00 am |
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If by Dora, you mean chum sandwiches, and by table, you mean Dora. |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:12 am |
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Esox, like I said in my last poem (don't y'all read them? ) - I want to be woo'd. I don't give a crap about this leap year stuff. I will admit to having been spoiled with woo's for the past 3 years and this 'Dora-wooing-the-boy' just isn't my thing. I want to be pursued!
Mr SK, you know you wanna woo and not go fishing with the boys. I believe Bravo is still available. We could make our own sandwich. |
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:22 am |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:36 am |
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Sandwich? Please tell me it is not me or SK that will be the meat..
Well there are only a few days left and it appears my Boo is not interested in my woo.. What is a boy to do?
Perhaps my broken heart can be mended by another eater girl.
Hmmmm who should I give a whirl? |
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Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
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Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:01 am |
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Justcold, thank you! It is something I love to do! You should come visit us sometime in the FB forum and give it a try yourself. I can help hold your hand.
Bravo, I thought we could take turns. |
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bravo95
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:09 am |
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Hmmm ok... Well PF says it's only weird the first time and he's smart and stuff...
Ok before I get ahead of myself mustard or Mayo? |
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Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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Justcold
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:21 am |
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(@bravo NO grey poupon!)
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BearSeason
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jun 2011
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:49 am |
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and Fae and Bear, who will frolic with the puppies, wear the sundresses, and get comfortable with each other. |
Sounds lovely. What will you be doing while we're... "frolicking"? That's what we're calling it, right? |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:52 am |
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mmmm...cooking the trout...and with a few glasses of wine, possibly joining? |
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