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BearSeason
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jun 2011
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Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:26 pm |
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Oh, that's what that loud thud was. He'd better wake up soon or he'll miss all the fun. |
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THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ARE DONE WITH ALL THIS YOUR CHILD'S PLAY...PLEASE IT IS ENOUGH. - Jeff
i can believe that all this will be happened to me why me why me / all my future had scatted - Rechel
you are a man that did not go to the four wall of any school at all. - Attorney Sarah Nan
U 2 go fuck yourself ! I don't need the money and stop emailing me please / BASTARD!!!! / fuck ur family
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:20 pm |
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Feeling awfully guilty for the utter hijack of this thread, but
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I may just need the expertise and nimble fingers of a capable man or woman (preferably both at once) to teach me. |
I am interested, please tell me more.  |
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BearSeason
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jun 2011
Posts: 1066
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Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:29 pm |
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| Feeling awfully guilty for the utter hijack of this thread, |
Really? I think Ima would be proud. |
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THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ARE DONE WITH ALL THIS YOUR CHILD'S PLAY...PLEASE IT IS ENOUGH. - Jeff
i can believe that all this will be happened to me why me why me / all my future had scatted - Rechel
you are a man that did not go to the four wall of any school at all. - Attorney Sarah Nan
U 2 go fuck yourself ! I don't need the money and stop emailing me please / BASTARD!!!! / fuck ur family
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Where all the cool kids are.</a>
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:30 pm |
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No...she will probably scold me when she gets back. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:47 am |
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NSFW (W could be work or wooing) : How to Woo |
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-MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
  
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:22 am |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:41 am |
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While I'd never promise you wooing, if you stick around for the trip, I can promise lecherous stares, awkward lingering eye contact, and plenty of "accidental" collisions while moving about the deck.
Tsnerd, you will be offered the same. |
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-MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:45 pm |
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^^^ For that reason, no girls allowed! |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:43 am |
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Do we need to start another thread for those who are not being wooed and are now apparently not welcome on the fishing trip???
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Steward, WTF?
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:54 am |
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I'll allow girls. Just not the wooed. Don't need some wooing gent giving me stink eye whenever I try to politely sexually harass a lady.
Besides, say what you will about the ladies, but they make a mean sandwich. |
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-MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:37 pm |
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^ You mean, as a filling? 
Didn't have you pegged as a cannibal, SK. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:30 pm |
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On the VD Fishing trip, you take what you can get. |
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-MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:35 pm |
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For many I know, this also happens at closing time....I think you need to plan this out a bit better, SK  |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:39 pm |
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Been there done that, Ted? |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:45 pm |
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Once or twice, back when I was a wee Private at 19, far from home. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:37 pm |
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^^^is this where the saying any port in a storm comes from. |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:39 pm |
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^^ More like *scratch, scratch* "God this itches". |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
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Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:17 pm |
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They're going fishing dear, not crabbing... |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:04 am |
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In light of Ted and Badger's comments, I stand by statement. We'll take what we can get.
And itching is nothing. It's the burners that set you back. |
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-MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:47 am |
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I think the furry ones are about to hijack this thread with some snuggling. Someone should stomp it before it gets out of hand. I see a fishing boat with eater couples kissing in the soft light of the sunset in the future if this continues. |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:50 am |
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Fixed that!
(Dya, we'll make an exception for you if you bring beer.) |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:20 am |
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Why, this should be the VD Eater Love Boat! Fishing over there, fondling over here, it's a ship of desire indeed. Delightful! |
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x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:37 am |
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Which end's the canoodling at? |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:43 am |
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^^ No wooing, romancing, sighing, kissing or anything on this boat!
Ogling and leering on the other hand is expressly allowed.
Hugging is tolerated if there's a lot of rubbing or 'accidental' touching of private parts.
Guys, we need to prepare for boarding! I'll do some final QA testing on the beer. Can anybody check the exotic dancers to for hidden extra bits?
Do you think last year's dynamite is still good? |
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