Woo Who? - 419Eater Valentine's Game 2012

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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:16 pm

^Asena. Ahh Asena. The warm arabian breeze whispers your name through the palms and writes your name in the sand.

If only the squirrel on which you have set your sights was not so powerful and jealous I would create an oasis for you to dance amongst and a tent filled with cushions and aromatic scents in which to listen to my tales of wonder...

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:29 pm

Good morning my baby boo Bo!
My dreams were haunted by you again where will this go?

In my dream you told me to use my tongue to travel the love highway up your thigh. But If you want I can be like Tsnerd and just say :sigh:

I’m trippin’ on you baby, you’re my Sanusi experimental drug.
Come on boo let me give you a kiss and a hug!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

But If you want I can be like Tsnerd and just say :sigh:

I find that this usually works well.

Hi Bear, Fae and Ima (lately returned to be wooed), I've missed you.

Pic-a-nics, sheer undergarments, fishing and trees...what more could a wooed Mod ask for?

:sigh:

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Captain Koek: Rammstein, huh? Never would have thought of that music for Valentine's day, but the first song was actually romantic, in a mournful way.
No matter if you can't cook, I can. In fact, this is one of the things I did this past weekend when I wasn't at Eater:

I still have some leftover, and they're only a few days old so not moldy yet. Want one?

Yes. I really made those this weekend.

@Mr. Scissorkick: Thanks for the footage of Slightly on the slip and slide. (c)Hunky as he is, I have no interest in him. I am interested in you, unless of course you're still going on the fishing trip.

Tsnerd wrote:

and Ima (lately returned to be wooed),

Hi Sners. Mentioning me in a list isn't wooing, by the way. Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:32 pm

A little something for lovely Ima:

Je ne t'oublierai jamais.

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:47 pm

Valentines day is just another holiday that has turned into a capitalistic funhouse where megacorporations get truckloads of money for selling heart-shaped plastic to people infected with "love".

...I need somewhere to spout out my opinions that isn't here...

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:58 pm

@kariko

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:23 pm

Kariko wrote:

Valentines day is just another holiday <snipped>

Sorry you feel that way. Valentine's Day here in this thread is just good woo'ing fun for anyone to join in on. No capitalistic greed noted or money needed. Just some time and a bit of effort. Wink

Quote:

...I need somewhere to spout out my opinions that isn't here...

You might find sympathetic ears on the Anti-VD fishing boat: 2012 VD Fishing Trip Be careful of Mr. SK - he really does bite!

It really does seem as if my woo-ee isn't going to make an appearance in this thread. I may have to reconsider my pursuit and think of wooing another. Hmmmmmm, I wonder who might be worthy of my woos.

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:17 pm

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:20 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

Rammstein, huh? Never would have thought of that music for Valentine's day...

Indeed, but I thought I'd better make clear where my musical preferences lie.

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I still have some leftover, and they're only a few days old so not moldy yet. Want one?

Wow, they look lovely. ... <licking fingers>Thank you very much. They taste as good as they look.</licking fingers>

Now, back to the topic at hand and, for that matter, back to ABBA:
I was dreaming of you flying into my life as an http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcLPV2oPXmU, capturing my ♥ and flying away with it. Please be gentle with it?
BTW, this is IMHO ABBA's best song ever.

Now, would you like a piece of this?

This should keep you occupied for the coming few days (don't eat it all in one day; you'll get very sick otherwise). I might take a quick peek, but won't have the time for a proper woo until the weekend.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Tantalizing Bear wrote:

Will this suffice?

Equally Tantalizing Fae wrote:

it's lovely, what's in it?

Well....I'm hoping a tassel of fresh caught trout, a bottle or two of Sauvignon Blanc, and a skimpy, red, sheer thing or two for the ladies....although, truthfully, I find flowery, cotton sundresses far more preferable (fancy, fetching hats optional)....especially since the latter attire would attract less interest from the passers by and, probably, the local gendarme, who may feel compelled to pass local public decency laws.....the sticks-in-the mud. Rolling Eyes

I have a thing for sundresses...far more alluring, and leaving much more to the imagination.

So, I'll just grill up the trout and break out the wine while you two ladies get to know each other and make yourselves comfortable. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:15 pm

Will you receive 義理チョコ (Girichoco- Obligation Chocolate)　or 　本命チョコ (Honmeichoco- True feeling chocolate) this year? That is the REAL question here. Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:42 am

@Dora I was checking out the anti-VD fishing boat and found this in the gent's. Embarassed

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:51 am

<hijack> Ima, where did you get those cute cupcake liners? Those would make great items for some of the bake sales, etc. I always seem to get pulled into! </hijack>

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:55 am

@ Justcold

That has just broken my heart Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 1:19 am

@Phil

These are just for you.

and a glass of fresh milk

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 1:28 am

Ima, you tease.
If you need me, I'll be in my ogling chair port side of the HMUSS Ladsbane. You'd make a fine little helper for the trip.

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:39 am

To Juanbabe, I will stop by the store and pick up some whip cream. Very Happy

To sweet Justcold, I made these for you and I brought us a corona. Cool

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:14 am

But who is this "justcold" person getting in my way?????

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:28 am

^^I don't know but he is having drinks with Corona and your getting icecream......

Edit: I see she's bringing whipcream too. Maybe you three can share. It seems to be working for Tsnerd, Fae and Bear. Just saying.....

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Oh, did omit whipcream? I was pretty pleased with the while, trout and sundresses.

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:48 am

@JF Mr. Moderator: Dear sir, I have no idea who could have used my account to post such things. Only certain persons would have the ability to do these types of shenanigans. (some type of tree dwelling rodent?) Shocked

(psst, corona.....down here)

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:07 am

^^Justcold, seriously, you busted yourself. Now stay out of the gents' magazines and leave Dora out of this. I ask you, is that any way to woo?!
Mad

There should be nary a frown in this thread, and now you've...ooh, sundresses! Cool hats! Snerd, you shouldn't have. Embarassed

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

On my list of current fantasies, but I am patiently waiting bear's input.

...dang her working schedule. Sad

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:23 am

^^Awwww shucks Miss Fae, I was just foolin around. I promise to be good.

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