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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:16 pm |
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^Asena. Ahh Asena. The warm arabian breeze whispers your name through the palms and writes your name in the sand.
If only the squirrel on which you have set your sights was not so powerful and jealous I would create an oasis for you to dance amongst and a tent filled with cushions and aromatic scents in which to listen to my tales of wonder... |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:29 pm |
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Good morning my baby boo Bo!
My dreams were haunted by you again where will this go?
In my dream you told me to use my tongue to travel the love highway up your thigh. But If you want I can be like Tsnerd and just say :sigh:
I’m trippin’ on you baby, you’re my Sanusi experimental drug.
Come on boo let me give you a kiss and a hug!
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Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:37 pm |
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But If you want I can be like Tsnerd and just say :sigh: |
I find that this usually works well.
Hi Bear, Fae and Ima (lately returned to be wooed), I've missed you.
Pic-a-nics, sheer undergarments, fishing and trees...what more could a wooed Mod ask for?
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:54 pm |
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@Captain Koek: Rammstein, huh? Never would have thought of that music for Valentine's day, but the first song was actually romantic, in a mournful way.
No matter if you can't cook, I can. In fact, this is one of the things I did this past weekend when I wasn't at Eater:
I still have some leftover, and they're only a few days old so not moldy yet. Want one?
Yes. I really made those this weekend.
@Mr. Scissorkick: Thanks for the footage of Slightly on the slip and slide. (c)Hunky as he is, I have no interest in him. I am interested in you, unless of course you're still going on the fishing trip.
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and Ima (lately returned to be wooed), |
Hi Sners. Mentioning me in a list isn't wooing, by the way. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:32 pm |
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A little something for lovely Ima:
Je ne t'oublierai jamais. |
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Kariko
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Dec 2011
Posts: 119
Location: It's very New and Mexico-like
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:47 pm |
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Valentines day is just another holiday that has turned into a capitalistic funhouse where megacorporations get truckloads of money for selling heart-shaped plastic to people infected with "love".
...I need somewhere to spout out my opinions that isn't here... |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:58 pm |
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@kariko
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:23 pm |
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Kariko wrote: |
Valentines day is just another holiday <snipped> |
Sorry you feel that way. Valentine's Day here in this thread is just good woo'ing fun for anyone to join in on. No capitalistic greed noted or money needed. Just some time and a bit of effort.
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...I need somewhere to spout out my opinions that isn't here... |
You might find sympathetic ears on the Anti-VD fishing boat: 2012 VD Fishing Trip Be careful of Mr. SK - he really does bite!
It really does seem as if my woo-ee isn't going to make an appearance in this thread. I may have to reconsider my pursuit and think of wooing another. Hmmmmmm, I wonder who might be worthy of my woos. |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:17 pm |
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Captain Koek
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2010
Posts: 205
Location: Speculaasland
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:20 pm |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
Rammstein, huh? Never would have thought of that music for Valentine's day... |
Indeed, but I thought I'd better make clear where my musical preferences lie.
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I still have some leftover, and they're only a few days old so not moldy yet. Want one? |
Wow, they look lovely. ... <licking fingers>Thank you very much. They taste as good as they look.</licking fingers>
Now, back to the topic at hand and, for that matter, back to ABBA:
I was dreaming of you flying into my life as an http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcLPV2oPXmU, capturing my ♥ and flying away with it. Please be gentle with it?
BTW, this is IMHO ABBA's best song ever.
Now, would you like a piece of this?
This should keep you occupied for the coming few days (don't eat it all in one day; you'll get very sick otherwise). I might take a quick peek, but won't have the time for a proper woo until the weekend. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:21 pm |
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Tantalizing Bear wrote: |
Will this suffice? |
Equally Tantalizing Fae wrote: |
it's lovely, what's in it? |
Well....I'm hoping a tassel of fresh caught trout, a bottle or two of Sauvignon Blanc, and a skimpy, red, sheer thing or two for the ladies....although, truthfully, I find flowery, cotton sundresses far more preferable (fancy, fetching hats optional)....especially since the latter attire would attract less interest from the passers by and, probably, the local gendarme, who may feel compelled to pass local public decency laws.....the sticks-in-the mud.
I have a thing for sundresses...far more alluring, and leaving much more to the imagination.
So, I'll just grill up the trout and break out the wine while you two ladies get to know each other and make yourselves comfortable. |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:15 pm |
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Will you receive 義理チョコ (Girichoco- Obligation Chocolate) or 本命チョコ (Honmeichoco- True feeling chocolate) this year? That is the REAL question here. |
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:42 am |
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@Dora I was checking out the anti-VD fishing boat and found this in the gent's.
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Dorothy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 3114
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:51 am |
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<hijack> Ima, where did you get those cute cupcake liners? Those would make great items for some of the bake sales, etc. I always seem to get pulled into! </hijack> |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:55 am |
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@ Justcold
That has just broken my heart |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 1:19 am |
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@Phil
These are just for you.
and a glass of fresh milk
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 1:28 am |
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Ima, you tease.
If you need me, I'll be in my ogling chair port side of the HMUSS Ladsbane. You'd make a fine little helper for the trip. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:39 am |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:14 am |
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But who is this "justcold" person getting in my way????? |
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"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:28 am |
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^^I don't know but he is having drinks with Corona and your getting icecream......
Edit: I see she's bringing whipcream too. Maybe you three can share. It seems to be working for Tsnerd, Fae and Bear. Just saying..... |
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Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:37 am |
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Oh, did omit whipcream? I was pretty pleased with the while, trout and sundresses. |
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:48 am |
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@JF Mr. Moderator: Dear sir, I have no idea who could have used my account to post such things. Only certain persons would have the ability to do these types of shenanigans. (some type of tree dwelling rodent?)
(psst, corona.....down here)
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10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:07 am |
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^^Justcold, seriously, you busted yourself. Now stay out of the gents' magazines and leave Dora out of this. I ask you, is that any way to woo?!
There should be nary a frown in this thread, and now you've...ooh, sundresses! Cool hats! Snerd, you shouldn't have. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:14 am |
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On my list of current fantasies, but I am patiently waiting bear's input.
...dang her working schedule. |
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Justcold
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:23 am |
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^^Awwww shucks Miss Fae, I was just foolin around. I promise to be good.
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06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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